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Parents Tell Children: No Sex Before Civil Unions

In the United Kingdom, it is illegal for heterosexuals to get civil unions. But in many American states, like Vermont and New Jersey, that’s the only option gays have. Luckily, that’s the new American dream: Watching Four Civil Unions And a Funeral while enjoying your civil unioned life with two cars, a picket fence, and 2.5 kids.

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