Oh, Paris! You're such a scamp. Look at that adorable, "Who, me?" pose you've polished while in prison!! Priceless!
Good to know you kept yourself occupied all those three weeks. We were getting a little worried you're brain would explode with inactivity. You're so cute, we almost forgot that we've seen you getting fucked – and, of course, that we think you're a total cooze.
So, what are you going to do now that you're an ex-con? What's that? You're going to keep on doing nothing with your life except for posing adorably? Super!
(PS: As of right now, there are 610 international news stories about Hilton's release. Just a little factoid to make us all feel a little less significant. Whee!)
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No one will be able to win even if someone shanks her or she goes back to jail or even if she just lays low–she's now a media-created monster, who will haunt us even from the grave.
win? i didn't know it was a contest. what are the prizes?
She looks rather good without make-up. She should be banned from it forever.
On a side note, I wonder which butch-con made Paris her bitch during these three weeks? That'll certainly teach her a lesson… or not.