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Pastor Claims Gay People Are Possessed By “Fart Demons” That Can Drive Pigs To Suicide

maxresdefaultJust when we thought we’d heard it all, this guy opened his mouth.

Bert Farias (pictured), founder of Holy Fire Ministries, claims to know the “raw, naked truth” about why people are gay: They are possessed by “fart demons.” Yes, fart demons.

Oh, but it gets better.

Farias also claims that in choosing to be gay, a person chooses to engage in “unclean demonic practices.” Once that happens, they become possessed by “putrid-smelling” demons so stinky they can drive pigs to suicide.

In an interview with Charisma magazine, Farias begged gay people to “not get upset with me” as he explained his groundbreaking new theory.

“[You] will see that I am actually trying to help you,” he assured them.

He continued: “Homosexuality is actually a demon spirit. It is such a putrid smelling demon that other demons don’t even like to hang around it.”

He then went on to recount a story from the Bible to illustrate his fascinating point:

island-routes-caribbean“There is an account in the Bible where Jesus casts out 2,000 demons out of a man. The demons came out screaming and begged Jesus to send them into the pigs. The pigs didn’t want them, so they ran down a steep hill and were drowned in the sea.”

“Pigs have more sense than some humans,” he added. “People embrace homosexual demons, but the pigs would rather die than be possessed with demons.”

And how exactly does Farias know all this?

One of God’s prophets personally phoned to let him know.

“A genuine prophet of God told me that the Lord allowed him to smell this demon spirit, and he got sick to his stomach,” he said.

Farias also warned that the growing acceptance of homosexuality in the United States is a sign from the man upstairs that our society is in “the last stages of decay” and that there will be severe “destructive physical, emotional, and spiritual consequences.”

In conclusion, Farias said: “Our culture’s acceptance and celebration of gay behavior will never make it right. Wrong is wrong no matter how many people are for it. And right is right no matter how many people are against it.

Homosexuality is not new. It’s been around for thousands of years. It’s as old as the devil himself.”

By:           Graham Gremore
On:           Jul 23, 2014
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  • 37 Comments
    • DB75
      DB75

      Interesting. My doctors said I have colitis, but apparently this man seems to know more than anyone in the scientific field.

      I’m so over listening to and fighting against the insane religious zealots. But I will turn a blind eye if someone wants to take them out.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 12:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BobInTheBul
      BobInTheBul

      Lordy. Words fail me.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 1:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nowuvedoneit
      Nowuvedoneit

      He seems awfully preoccupied with what goes in and out of butts.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 1:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      In all that lunacy, he did manage to get one thing right: “Wrong is wrong no matter how many people are for it. And right is right no matter how many people are against it.” He’s just grossly (in more ways than one) wrong about which is which.

      @Nowuvedoneit: Doesn’t he, though.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 1:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tracy Pope
      Tracy Pope

      This man is a “pastor”.
      I would expect him to know his bible better then that.

      The pigs didn’t run into the sea to escape being possessed.
      Jesus allowed the demons to possess the pigs and the
      demons drove the pigs into the sea.
      .

      Now, this story – and the story about about the pigs – is a very good illustration as to why so many believe that purveyors of religion are demented and the bible is lunacy.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 1:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bsaucy00
      bsaucy00

      He’s on to us Guy’s! The jig is up and he must be destroyed before people start to believe him!

      Man is clearly disturbed and because he believes the voices in his head are God he must be a prophet and not actually insane.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 1:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Larry
      Larry

      What is it with all these religious people and a strange affection for animals?

      Jul 23, 2014 at 2:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Paco
      Paco

      How has this guy (and others like him) avoided being involuntarily committed to a mental institution? There is a breakdown in the system somewhere. I will gladly pay more in taxes for him to get the help he needs. It is our social responsibility after all.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 2:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • chinadad
      chinadad

      Maybe this explains why I like farting so much. That, or maybe I’m a just a regular guy.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 2:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      @chinadad: It beats the alternative of holding it in until you burst.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 2:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hillers
      Hillers

      The designer specs and mustard dress shirt paint this fella as your stock middle-aged queen. And note the Evian bottle nearby to “keep hydrated.” MMMmmmm hm!

      Jul 23, 2014 at 3:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley
      Dxley

      Just open the comments on every article, Queerty, or don’t bother posting them!

      Jul 23, 2014 at 3:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarSco
      DarSco

      LOLOL this guy is a arsehole!! I cannot believe that there are people this stupid on the planet.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 3:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • barkomatic
      barkomatic

      Well, I have been a little gassy lately. Damn demons.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 4:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tdx3fan
      tdx3fan

      @DB75: If he truly knew more than all other people in science he would recognize his own psychotic features.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 4:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tdx3fan
      tdx3fan

      @Paco: Believe that Jesus speaks directly to him and hear him speaking… prophet.

      Believe your dead relative speaks directly to you and you can heal them speaking… psychotic features.

      Funny how that works!

      Jul 23, 2014 at 4:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PJBFan
      PJBFan

      I…oww…my head…I lack the words to respond to this. My head hurts.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 5:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Geoff B
      Geoff B

      Homosexuals are not possessed by fart demons. My very straight brother after my Dad’s chili on the other hand…..

      Jul 23, 2014 at 5:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • T.Owen
      T.Owen

      I rename this pastor Fart Berias. Fitting for a shart demon expert.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 6:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien
      Mezaien

      Christianity IS a mental illness! Christian ARE mentally ill.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 6:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • T.Owen
      T.Owen

      @Mezaien: Just Christianity?

      Jul 23, 2014 at 6:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Riverhog
      Riverhog

      What A Nut Case it takes all kind of idiots. What next? They will do anything to push they bigot agenda and religious bigotry.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 6:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • abuelo
      abuelo

      That’s the best explanation I’ve ever heard! What a riot this guy is. I had to check the article again to see if it’s from the Onion. Comedy writers need to worry cause this guy has got them beat! I’ll bet his audience is fun to look at too! Baboso! Slang in Peru meaning “a drooling idiot”

      Jul 23, 2014 at 9:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ben Dover
      Ben Dover

      As a kid I was always puzzled by that Bible passage (Matthew 8:31) because – as you can see from that cute photo – PIGS CAN SWIM!

      Plus, why were there so many pigs in a Jewish area anyway? It just didn’t make sense.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 9:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hoosier1969
      hoosier1969

      @Ben Dover Jesus wasn’t in a Jewish area when he healed the man possessed by demons. But Matthew was written for the Jewish converts; so having the demons cast into an “unclean” animal just made sense.

      As a liberal Christian I am amazed at the amount of time these guys (and they are all guys…) waste worrying about morality. Aren’t there a bunch of kids in crisis at our border? Is everyone in our nation being fed and have jobs and healthcare? Do we love our neighbors as ourselves? Seems to me that Jesus (if he were here now) would be more worried about those issues. Also, we are the very people he would be having dinner with.

      Of course he might want to sit upwind from me tonight….I had Mexican for dinner and the “fart demons” are working overtime.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 11:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael mellor
      michael mellor

      I wouldn’t be surprised if some of these homophobes take it up the ass occasionally.

      Jul 24, 2014 at 4:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • offbeatoh86
      offbeatoh86

      Clearly Farias has never visited a farm or he would know that male pigs sometimes try to mate with other male pigs.

      Jul 24, 2014 at 5:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      @offbeatoh86: I wonder if the idiotic goat herders that wrote the bible knew that pigs are excellent swimmers
      http://d1w116sruyx1mf.cloudfront.net/ee-assets/gsd/yesterday/Pigs%20and%20Seagulls.jpg

      http://www.sailmagazine.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/top_image/pigs.jpg

      Jul 24, 2014 at 4:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • chrisgn5265
      chrisgn5265

      “Mom and Dad, I have something to tell you. I have a putrid-smelling demon inside me. I guess that makes me a bottom.”

      Jul 24, 2014 at 8:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Moonkitty1984
      Moonkitty1984

      @chrisgn5265: LOL

      Jul 25, 2014 at 7:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • blklthrjkt
      blklthrjkt

      This guy is a jerk, but on reading his real article, he never once mentioned “Fart Demon”. If you are going to sensationalize this you don’t need to put words in his mouth, he is perfectly capable of demonstrating his “douchiness” himself. No need to lie.

      Jul 25, 2014 at 3:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • graveetas
      graveetas

      Is he advocating holy butt plugs for all to keep the fart demons in? I see marketing potential at the church gift shops and gay conversion camps.

      Jul 27, 2014 at 1:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Riverhog
      Riverhog

      @graveetas:
      If it comes with Holy Water and Holy Lube I take one. What size do they have and do they have the double headed one?

      Jul 27, 2014 at 8:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bree_Zee
      bree_Zee

      The stupidity of this man is what’s really offensive.

      Jul 30, 2014 at 3:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bree_Zee
      bree_Zee

      @Ben Dover: Did the fart demons run down the hill and drown themselves? Or was it the pigs? Or the guys the fart demons were expelled from? “They” would modify pigs so the pigs committed suicide which I’m pretty sure is frowned upon in the bible.

      Jul 30, 2014 at 3:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fart Demon
      Fart Demon

      Oh fuck.

      Jul 31, 2014 at 1:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sfmike64
      sfmike64

      I know I don’t have fart demons, but my French Bulldog, Beau? His farts will drive grown men to sob and take the paint off of walls.

      Aug 3, 2014 at 3:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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