The romance is obviously going out of the marriage. You know, it may be your mom isn’t as sweet as you think she is; she may be kind of hard-nosed.
A woman came to a preacher I know—it’s so funny—and she was awful looking. Her hair was all torn up, she was overweight and looked terrible. And she said, ‘Oh, Reverend, what can I do? My husband has started to drink. And the preacher looked at her and he said, ‘Madam, if I were married to you, I’d start to drink too.’”
Misogynistic televangelist Pat Robertson, to a 17-year-old concerned that his father is ignoring his mother, on The 700 Club.
yaoming
On the nose.
speedbrds
This old White man needs to like disappear now! Religious sect leaders and affiliates, like Pat or the Pope are what creates problems in the world.
Jonathonz
Did it ever occur to the Reverend that perhaps the woman looked the way she did because she was driven half-mad from being married to an alcoholic? Nice to know that clergymen gossip about the very people that turn to them for help in their darkest hour.
Aidan8
Crazy old geezer’s been drinking too much of his “age (brain) defying shake”…. time to go be with Jesus, Pat… just follow the light…. go into the light Pat…. PLEASE
jwrappaport
Pat Robertson is so full of sh*t that if they gave him an enema on his death bed, they could bury him in a match box.
(Credit to the Hitch, of course.)
1EqualityUSA
While backpacking in Wyoming, a cowboy once told me that when their cows die out in the field, they blow up so firmly with gasses that they have to puncture them with screw drivers to let the air out, prior to carting away the carcass. I think someone already stabbed him. He’s emitting foul gasses again.