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Pat Robertson Compares Gay Activists To Illuminati, Says “Thrust”

It appears Pat Robertson got confused watching The Da Vinci Code on cable. While it’s no surprise that the nutty televangelist is still warning about the hazards of same-sex marriage on his 700 Club pulpit, Pat brings more crazy than usual by comparing activists to that secretive group of enlightened folks known as the Illuminati, adding that both want to destroy God.

In a typically-rambling rant Pat name checks the French Revolution, the Illuminati and even delivers that old chestnut about “history repeating itself.” It’s all in service of his usual message that LGBT equality will bring about the downfall of civilization. To nutshell it for you: if you support marriage equality you are following in the footsteps of the Illuminati and are out to destroy God and family.

We’ve heard it all before, but it’s worth watching the latest video just to hear Pat say words like “thrust” and “spurt.”

By:           JEREMY KINSER
On:           Apr 20, 2013
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  • 17 Comments
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      Destroy God? Those who believe God does not exist wouldn’t bother, and those who believe God does exist tend to think he’s omnipotent and eternal. Surely the number of people who believe God exists but could be destroyed is vanishingly small.

      Apr 20, 2013 at 12:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Volvoguy
      Volvoguy

      He makes my head hurt so bad, with his bullshit.
      Please go away, please I beg of you.

      Apr 20, 2013 at 1:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo
      Dakotahgeo

      Patricia Robertson is an ungodly christian slut who uses God as his personal religious savior. He’s totally nutzoid. I am a Christian minister and I tend to believe that God will do just fine on God’s own. God doesn’t need any right wing moderator or talent agent to “push” God or God’s agenda. God does quite well with those who trust and follow God, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit. Robertson may need to curtail his ‘habit’ until marijuana use becomes legal in his neck of the woods! (Geeezzz, Louise!!! Unnngh!)

      Apr 20, 2013 at 1:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran
      Kieran

      Used to be these religious types could point their fingers at divorced people and say they were destroying the family. But divorce has become so commonplace in today’s society and nobody considers it a “sin” to divorce anymore or that divorcees are going to hell. So who’s left for self-righteous religious types to stigmatize in society? There’s always the homosexuals.

      Apr 20, 2013 at 2:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Seth
      Seth

      It’s the pelvic thruuu-uuu-uust…
      That really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane…
      Let’s do the time warp again!
      [Fnord]

      Apr 20, 2013 at 3:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo
      2eo

      I have an extended relative who was legitimately a member of the actual Illuminati a very, very long time ago.

      I don’t understand how one can be out to “destroy god”, how do you destroy something that doesn’t nor has ever existed in any actual capacity?.

      Apr 20, 2013 at 3:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MK Ultra
      MK Ultra

      If there is an Illuminati, they would probably take the Karl Marx road of ” religion being the Opiate of the masses”. After all, it is the tool of choice of most rich and powerful to subjugate, domineer over, trick, fool, manipulate, and terrorize the poor, who unfortunately in most cases have nothing else to cling to.

      Apr 20, 2013 at 4:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GayBacon
      GayBacon

      really tried listening to what Pat had to say, but COULD NOT STOP STARING AT THAT GIANT FOREHEAD. It’s like Dracula with the big white hair….ugh, maybe it’s just 4/20 but I seriously was expecting him to suck on something when I heard Thrust and Spurt. O.O

      Apr 20, 2013 at 9:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DOFEK
      DOFEK

      Pat Robertson, when is the last time you got fucked in your ass?. I am the Anti Christ and no one does it better. AdamHomo

      Apr 20, 2013 at 10:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mykelb
      mykelb

      Since when is it editorial policy to dig up old zombies and re-animate their brainless bigotry for the public?

      Apr 20, 2013 at 11:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • queertypie
      queertypie

      He looks like a bad embalming job.

      Apr 21, 2013 at 1:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC
      Caleb in SC

      This fossil is 83 years old. I’m sure Goddess will call him home soon and we will not have to be bothered with his inane crap anymore.

      Apr 21, 2013 at 2:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shadeaux
      Shadeaux

      @Volvoguy: I SWEAR I FEEL THE EXACT SAME WAY!

      Apr 21, 2013 at 8:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cenlanurse
      cenlanurse

      What’s so sad is that there are actually people that listen to him.

      Apr 21, 2013 at 9:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TomDB62
      TomDB62

      Pat Robertson is an idiot. This is not news. Sometimes I think the writer(s) of the stories on here get some sort of perverse turn on from the ramblings of Robertson and other “Christian” conservatives which is why you obsess over them so much.

      Apr 21, 2013 at 4:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • queerty1958
      queerty1958

      Pat Robertson is a delusional moron. I tend to ignore delusional morons.

      Apr 23, 2013 at 12:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      @queerty1958: That can be dangerous.

      Apr 23, 2013 at 4:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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