You must feel like a pretty lame human being, not able to hear the word of god so clearly you can recite his monologue word-for-word. But then you are not The 700 Club‘s Pat Robertson, giver of homosexual friendship advice, who says the lord spoke to him — using words like “interest groups,” “fixed incomes,” “bonds,” and “get out of debt and restrict purchases” — and said that a reckoning will arrive by 2013. The creditors are coming! Also: locusts. Maybe.