New England Patriots footballer Rob Gronkowski is the kind of straight guy we could totally pal around with. He’s funny, good-looking, and hangs out with porn stars. Plus, he’s not one of those fat football players with 30 pounds of flab as extra padding. He’s got a six pack! What’s not to love?
So it’s no surprise that the Gronster was a good sport when some University of Rhode Island college kids asked him to play “Fuck, Chuck, or Marry” with Jets coach Rex Ryan, octogenarian comedienne Betty White, and new Jet backup QB Tim Tebow last night.
His answer, without hesitation: “I would eff Tebow to take his virginity.”
But that begs the question—once Tebow is broken in by Rob’s sizable manhood, what bottom will Tebow give his top virginity away to? Maybe Fred Durst, if it hasn’t happened already.
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