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“Pejazzling” Offers Men Useful, Sensible Way To Put Rhinestones On Their Junk

You’ve no doubt heard of Clitter and vajazzling, “the act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman’s nether regions for aesthetic purposes.” Well now “pejazzling” will give men the chance make their dongs look just as sparkly! What a great day for gender equality!

Mark Wright, star of the UK reality show The Only Way Is Essex has launched a range of “pejazzling” crystals that men can apply on their dongs. According to UK salon owners, women love gluing bling onto their lady parts and 40 percent of the customers who request jewelry for their labias are in fact men.

“Think of it just like a crystal tattoo,” Wright says. “It’s less permanent than a real one.”

‘Keen to speak out’ for men who want to look they they just humped a bag of rock candy, Wright adds, “Women don’t necessarily want a rough and ready man. Some prefer a man who’s groomed and takes care of himself. It’s each to their own.” Apparenlty the very butch-looking “Iron Cross” design has proved very popular so far because nothing says romance like a German symbol from World War I.

But don’t you hairy boys rush on out and start applying rubies to your junk as Wright suggests bushy boys first wax off all their man mane before jazzing up their pubis with tiny rhinestones that could easily be mistaken for glistening sores.

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           May 19, 2011
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  • 8 Comments
    • Cam
      Cam

      Very easy to divide tops and bottoms. Just hand this article out to everybody int he room, the ones who wince and clench are bottoms with a good imagination.

      Seriously though, other than the cast of “Jersey Shore” is anybody actually doing this?

      May 19, 2011 at 10:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Devington
      Devington

      WHY?

      May 19, 2011 at 2:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Quinnietime
      Quinnietime

      There should be an asterisk and a l row of tiny rhinestones under saying, “Beware of choking hazard.”

      May 19, 2011 at 5:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GayGOP
      GayGOP

      @Cam: Is even the cast of “Jersey Shore” considering this?

      May 19, 2011 at 9:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • brandon h
      brandon h

      This will just make it harder to stick it into things. No thank you.

      May 20, 2011 at 1:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Evan
      Evan

      I have to assume these aren’t actually intended to be applied to the penis? just as the “vajazzle” gems aren’t actually stuck in the vagina?

      May 20, 2011 at 5:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David C
      David C

      Stupid and revolting. If you’re gonna decorate your junk it should be more like this: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhoibzYPWI1qz7lxdo1_500.jpg

      May 20, 2011 at 12:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brendan Reed
      Brendan Reed

      Pejazzling? Stupid name. Should be “dickoration”.

      May 20, 2011 at 4:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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