Madonna did a Reddit AMA. Let me rephrase that, the biggest control freak in the history of the world went on a public forum called “ask me anything.” And while not necessarily “anything” was asked, we did learn a few interesting tidbits from the Material Magistrate. For instance, she had a dream about breaking up Angelina Jolie-Pitt’s marriage and family then had a good laugh about it. Her favorite present is in the shape of a penis and you suck out of it. And she can even throw shade by proxy.
Check out 10 things we learned from Madonna’s Reddit AMA.
She doesn’t fuck with keyboards.
Inner beauty can take a backseat, show Madge the receipts.
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She gives great relationship advice.
Well, we all knew this already.
Frank Ocean better watch his back. And his front.
She’s a cold one.
Snoop Motherfuckin Lion has got some shipping to do. Though I really hope this is a drug reference.
Speaking of which, Madge and James Franco have similar tastes.
Madonna knows how to give a side-eye even in text.
And this will never stop being hilarious.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
It’s at times like this I remember my love for this woman. Only wish I still felt the same way about her music.
krystalkleer
M can do no wrong..PERIOD!
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Cyn
Penis bong is bringing out my inner 7th grader.