Penis Transplant Falls Short

A Chinese man who lost his penis in a “traumatic accident” (That must be an understatement) had another surgically attached last month. Apparently it didn’t stick, because a mere two weeks later he asked doctors to remove the member.

365 Gay reports, “The penis came from a 22-year-old brain-dead man whose parents agreed to donate his organ.”

We don’t care if we’re fucking Terry Shiavo, let it be known that our penis shall not be removed from our lifeless body, especially if the recipient’s going to just give up on it. Sure, we gave up on it ages ago, but that’s our decision, not some strangers. (Okay, okay…some strangers may have been involved.)