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Perez and JJ: The Transcripts

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What a tangled World Wide Web, huh?

As you all heard this morning, Perez Hilton and fellow blogger JJ Jaxson had a series of conversation in which Hilton goaded Jaxson into making and distributing a self-promoting sex tape.

We don’t have any video, but we do have the transcripts of four conversations between the boys, some of which contain a few NSFW pics – and very lewd, unflattering language. The gents talk cock, Chris Crocker, meeting up, how to send an anonymous tip – all sorts of stuff.

Enjoy second-hand infamy, after the jump…

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Feb 28, 2008
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  • 28 Comments
    • OMG
      OMG

      I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. I mean really? Perez Hilton? wow, desperate much?

      Feb 28, 2008 at 7:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dons888
      dons888

      Perez is gross. I’m ashamed that he is gay like us.

      Feb 28, 2008 at 7:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • atalantet57sc
      atalantet57sc

      Perez Hilton = Yawn ! ! !
      Who the (expletive deleted) cares ! ! ! !

      Feb 28, 2008 at 8:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • steve
      steve

      ugh

      i come to this site to escape the cattiness of the perez-types

      he said, she said, blah blah ad infinitum

      why people give that asshole the time of day is beyond me

      Feb 28, 2008 at 9:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David
      David

      Great scoop! This is insanely fun to follow.

      Feb 28, 2008 at 9:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hughman
      hughman

      this is a future episode of “To Catch a Predator” waiting to happen.

      Feb 28, 2008 at 9:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • xbrowneyesbluex
      xbrowneyesbluex

      How dare you make me spit my drink across the room with all of this.. wow, just wow.

      I pity hilton for his self hate and his large size. I now see why he hates on the weight of other celebrities, because he feels so low about himself. I always wondered how in the heck this man called Britney, “Unfitney” when she has never been close to his size.

      Bottom line, this all scares me, Perez spends his days stalking celebs and slutting with men out of his league..

      Next!

      Feb 28, 2008 at 9:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DW
      DW

      Do Not Want!

      Feb 28, 2008 at 10:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hisurfer
      hisurfer

      Scary awesome, and sick fun. I made it all the way through and I only spit out my water onto the keyboard twice. Who’d have thought that Perez Hilton would have Rasputin like powers of persuasion, and be able to get strangers to send nekkid videos of themselves to the world?

      Feb 29, 2008 at 2:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shelby
      shelby

      Oh whatever they were only having fun

      Feb 29, 2008 at 6:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nOva
      nOva

      Cuddle. Bear.

      Feb 29, 2008 at 9:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maverick69
      Maverick69

      I CAN’T STAND THAT FAT TWAT !!!!!

      WHATEVER FOR THAT FAT TWA-LA-LA GROSSED OUT BITCH

      Feb 29, 2008 at 9:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • carley castellanos
      carley castellanos

      he calles britney UNFITney because she’s an UNFIT mother, not because she’s fat. duh.

      Feb 29, 2008 at 10:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • faghag
      faghag

      perez comes out of this looking good actually, jj is so desperate.

      Feb 29, 2008 at 12:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • faghag
      faghag

      If I didn’t love perez before, I love him even more now, bitch knows how to sweet talk a boy.
      JJ is a fucking idiot.

      Feb 29, 2008 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ARS
      ARS

      Christ, how stupid is JJ? Why is he so desperate to be a famous celebrity blogger anyway? So lame!

      I do think it’s hilarious that Kim Kardashian has been outed for leaking that tape herself. Stupid cow – Jesus, I’m sure Paris did, too.

      Feb 29, 2008 at 2:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • val
      val

      I LOVE PEREZ HILTON!!! THIS IS TOO CUTE, ONLINE FLING, LOL.

      SO CUTE :)

      I LOVE HIM!

      Feb 29, 2008 at 5:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DuluthMN
      DuluthMN

      Honest to God, they both sound like 8th grade girls. Why is it that still, after all this time, so many gay guys insist on talking, walking, and wishing they were an adolescent girl? Doesn’t that gross anyone else out? This is why I find very few gay men sexy or attractive because 1) they are trying too damn hard to fit an image that will never be them; and 2) they want to act like girls but expect everyone else to be the ‘guy’ (the whole time online telling you they aren’t like other gay guys). Yuck. If you want to get a sex change so you can be a woman, then shit, go do it.

      Feb 29, 2008 at 5:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tovin
      tovin

      Is the second set of pictures this JJ boy then? I’ve never heard of him before, but he’s cute. I’d fuck him.

      Feb 29, 2008 at 6:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alex
      Alex

      THAT WAS THE BEST POSTING I’VE READ IN A LONGTIME!

      And No. 6 is totally right about the To Catch A Predator episode. Hilarious! MORE PLEASE!

      Feb 29, 2008 at 7:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • xbrowneyesbluex
      xbrowneyesbluex

      OH lawd, piggy perez has landed on this site to worship himself.

      Feb 29, 2008 at 10:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shane
      Shane

      Tiny meat and womanly wide hips on JJ.

      Mar 1, 2008 at 12:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bill Samuels
      Bill Samuels

      First of all, this is not terribly interesting stuff. # 18 in Duluth may be correct that these two guys sound like teenage girls, but — maybe things are dull in Duluth — how can he have the audacity to say he finds “very few gay men sexy or attractive.” (For one thing, isn’t he gay himself?) The gay male community is incredibly diverse, so how can anyone imagine that these two particular individuals are necesarily typical of most gay men, who do NOT act or talk like female teenagers? Hey, fella in Duluth, get yourself to the nearest bear bar, but you can find masculine, non-stereotypical gay men just about anywhere if you keep your eyes — and your mind — open.

      Mar 2, 2008 at 11:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      Amen to that, Bill Samuels.

      Mar 3, 2008 at 12:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Patrice
      Patrice

      I never thought the phrase “gorgeous cock” would cause my eyes to so violently roll up towards the back of my head.

      I seriously thought I was having a spasm of some sort.

      Mar 4, 2008 at 6:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sam
      Sam

      ok – i sort of liked perez hilton before.. im not a homophob – but YUK!!!!!! YUK YUK YUK! EWWWWWW! both of then can stick that where it belongs. yes there is much joy in a good cock but EWWWWWWWW – WE STILL LOVE DIGNITY AS WELL! Someone should embarass the shit out (oops – bad line) of that little Perez fucker and stick this somewhere more findable!

      I HATE YOU NOW PEREZ – YOUR A LOSER AND YOU MANIPULATED THIS DUDE FOR A FUCKING VIDEO. YOU ENCOURAGED HIM! HES NOT A FUCKING PROSTITUTE AND NOW HE HAS PICTURES OF HIS DICK EVERYWHERE. YOU ARE A SLEEZE AND WHEN IM FAMOUS I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE! YOU LOVE LITTLE CUTIE AMERICAN BOYS – YOUR A FREAK PEREZ! YOU COULD BE A PEDOPHILE! A TRUE TAMP – SOMEONE TO WATCH WITH YOUR 16 OR 17 YEAR OLD SON. ARE YOU A PEDO YOU FAT FUCKER?

      Apr 9, 2008 at 8:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • albeitalways
      albeitalways

      @SAM: Oi, take it easy, ‘ya know? But yeah, hopefully when you’re famous and all that you could give one hell of a punch to Perez. Hope it’s strong enough to knock out all his teeth.

      May 6, 2008 at 4:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kree
      Kree

      The most shocking thing about this is:
      Perez is a Top!

      Perez is now suing the guy. He can dish it, but he can’t take it.

      Jul 15, 2008 at 1:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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