Perez Hilton: A Cautionary Tale
This pains us. Really, it does. The video that we are bringing to you (after the jump) contains disturbing images of a disgusting sloth making out with his dog and farting on camera.
Seems Perez Hilton had a little too much champagne at last night’s VMAs and felt the urge to ramble about his thoughts. Also, he got a little too excited about Jordin Sparks and lets out a gas explosion.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you shouldn’t drink and vlog.
i can’t express how much i hate this guy. he’s gotta be the dumbest, most immature person on the planet. he reminds me of an annoying 13 year old girl.
He’s the reason everyone hates gay people. NOT KIDDING.
This is also why you shouldn’t be a vindictive douche bag useless waste of space.
As he loses weight, he’s not getting more attractive; just a different kind of ugly.
I don’t think its even so much that he is gay its that America has
become a culture of undignified trash. The Palin nomination is
further proof of that. Perez is just another representation of a society that is circling the drain.
@joshsh
He is a 13 year old girl. Just not a pretty one. He is just a sycophant. He is oh so classy. WHy do the gays like him so?
Oh and his little dog too.
Kari B, most gays I know can’t stand him, and I don’t know even one lesbian who likes him. From what I can see, his fans are mostly straight teenagers who barely finished high school.
Mario is The Template for anyone who aspires to be a shallow and stupid 13-year-old girl. That’s some class. Congratulations, my countrymen and women: you handed all your camera time over to freakshows who think they get this attention because they have something to say and not because they are freakshows. And I suppose once 90-percent of our population is just like them, they won’t be freakshows at all; the freaks will be the people with something to say. And it won’t matter anymore.
What’s wrong with you people? Perez is someone who’s picked himself up from nothing and made something of himself. Shouldn’t we want this for the people of our community? How can we demand acceptance from the straight community when we refuse to accept our own people because they are a little different?
Jon – you could trawl the gutter and haul out a better gay role model than Perez Hilton. There are many, many people far more deserving of your impassioned defence than him.
Jon, you forgot to add that we should LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
He is a vile opportunist whose ‘talent’ is saying vulgar things about celebrities he’d do absolutely anything to hang out with. Quite the gay role model.
@Marcus
well said
Why all the negativity toward 13 yo girls?
@Jon
If you mean “picked himself up from nothing” like a leach gets picked up from water when you raise your leg then sure.
There is a serious lack of integrity when you spew sh*t about someone so publicly then turn around and fawn all over them when they pay attention to you. Oh they’re my BFF now.
If you want to hear about pick themselves up from nothing read this
http://entertainment.timesonli.....683261.ece
Keep in mind these people were the lowest of the low in India’s caste system and are still considered as such.
Perez is a very lucky man
See now look what you made me do.
Get all preachy.
Now I got redo my makeup
Damn this soapbox is high.
@ Jon … are you fricking nuts? PH is scum.
Watching that all I could think of is that boy needs to get laid even worse than I do. Someone sove some genitalia down his throat and shut him up.
Wow, some seriously bitter fags in here. I guess you’re all just jealous that Perez thought of the bitchy blog thing before you did. HELLO PEOPLE!, you’re reading Queerty. It’s the exact same thing as Perez Hilton.