It’s well known on the Internet that gossip blogger Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira) is pulling a Single White Female on Paris Hilton, first befriending her, then idolizing her, only to try and assume her identity by wearing a wig and going down on her boyfriend. He has now gone one step further in becoming Ms. Hilton by flopping his privates all over the Internet.
Yes, Perez Hilton has an active Manhunt profile, but the intrigue doesn’t stop there. He is trying to fool poor, unsuspecting Manhunt members into believing that this:
is actually this:
and that his manhood, which you can see after the jump [NSFW], is “8 inches.” For someone with his finger on the pulse of “all media,” we find this all shockingly out of date.