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Who would take a photo with that pink-haired swine-beast. Hugh Hefner must be blind.
aww i actually like perez, he’s a bit of a twat but then again who isn’t.
Wow – who knew taking a dick to the eye would leave such a huge bruise.
Perez strikes me as a greasy, cheeto-fingered, taco bell smelling farter whose car undoubtedly is full of all the empty fast food wrappers and stale floorboard fries he can devour to sublimate his [insert whatever you theorize f**ks him up]. I realize that has to be the most 8th grade thing to say but the man brings out the angry in me. I can’t help it.
schnaussmaus – i’m sitting at my desk laughing out loud.
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