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Perez Passes Mayer Lie Detector Test, Likes Publicity

No joke – Perez Hilton passed a lie detector test and proved his many claims about John Mayer, like that they kissed as Jessica Simpson rubbed Mayer’s crotch. Here’s a sample of the results. Emphasis added:.

Did you kiss John Mayer on the mouth? YES (True)
Did you use your tongue? YES (True)
Did John Mayer use his tongue? YES (True)

Was Jessica Simpson rubbing John Mayer’s crotch as you were making out? YES (True)
Do you think John enjoyed the kiss? YES (True)
Is John a good kisser? YES (True)
Are you speaking out to get publicity? NO (False)

The ugly truth, indeed.

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Apr 4, 2008
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    • David

      This is stupid…who cares???

      Apr 4, 2008 at 3:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • emb

      Oh lord, who even cares about this? Please, Queerty, take it down.

      Apr 4, 2008 at 3:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brandon

      I wish the gay community would stop supporting this man and his website.

      Apr 4, 2008 at 4:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brandon

      Actually I wish everyone would stop supporting him and his site.

      Apr 4, 2008 at 4:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • noah

      If John Mayer has any gay leanings, would he direct them at Perez Hilton — fat, unattractive, stupid, air-headed?

      Apr 4, 2008 at 4:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron

      Of course he passed it. He’s lied so much it’s easy to take it as truth.

      Apr 4, 2008 at 4:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ridwah

      Go away, Perez Hilton.

      Apr 4, 2008 at 4:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • faghag

      LOL this is hilarious.
      Perez is a fucking genius and you all fell for this.
      I think I might have said too much.

      Apr 4, 2008 at 5:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • faghag

      Brandon, you are deluded, there is no gay comunity.
      Most of us, gay or gay friendly peeps are too selfish to give two fucks about anyone else.
      Perez is speaking for himself, I admire this bitch for making what little talent he has, work .
      He is killing everyone with jalousy.

      Apr 4, 2008 at 5:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PuddyKatz

      It’s not really gay sex if you have it with Perez.

      Apr 4, 2008 at 6:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rick

      Genius??? See how long that piece of shit Hilton lasts…

      Jealous??? A fat girl gets kissed by a star??? Yeah, right. It’ll be on the cover of Newsweek any day now. It’s the first time it’s ever happened.

      Formerly dismissed as a douche, it’s looking like John Mayer may do very well out of this for himself.

      He can count on huge lineups of hopeful fuglys at his next CD signing – if he’s smart he tongue ’em all before they shop the merchandise stand.

      Apr 4, 2008 at 9:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack Jett
      Jack Jett

      Just to post something that is equally as riveting; Target is having a sale on men’s boxer briefs. 3 for $4.99. They also have Fantastic on sale for $1.49.

      Also, my pit bull has a bit of a rash on her stomach and my mail was late today.

      Perez Hilton was not part of any of it.

      Apr 4, 2008 at 9:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sugarsmack

      Have you jacked off while fantasizing about the Jonas Brothers? No (False)

      Is your blog inferior in quality to most others and yet far more popular due to your appeal to the wal-mart shopping, zit-popping, Raid-huffing 8-14 year olds of rural America? Yes (true)

      Do you believe in karma? No (false)

      Apr 5, 2008 at 12:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • porsha

      Just who in hell is Perez Hilton, and why should I give a good flying fuck?

      Apr 5, 2008 at 8:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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