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BROMANCING THE STONE

PHOTO: Michael Fassbender Gives Ryan Gosling A Massage, World A Boner

You ever see something and just quietly and earnestly say to yourself,”Well, I can die now”? Say hello to your cause of death: perennial “World’s Sexiest Man” snubee Ryan Gosling getting a helping hand or two from new manfriend Michael Fassbender.

The two are in Mexico filming Untitled Terrence Malick Project, otherwise known as their bromantic honeymoon, which, judging by Ryan’s smug sense of satisfaction, was just consummated  by the business end of Fassbender’s Shame.

Photo: Buzzfeed

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Nov 19, 2012
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  • 9 Comments
    • asdfasdf
      asdfasdf

      May be Fassbender is happy to bend for the much bigger business end of Ryan gosling.

      Nov 19, 2012 at 12:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mr. Enemabag Jones
      Mr. Enemabag Jones

      I find neither of them attractive. Overexposed Hollywood “it” boys who don’t have a modicum of the talent everyone attributes to them.

      Nov 19, 2012 at 1:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dumdum
      Dumdum

      @Mr. Enemabag Jones: Talent be damned. There MAYBE two or three actors left who have REAL talent. Meryl Streep is one of them. You can’t tell me you would turn down a three way with those two men? But being an enema bag, guess you wouldn’t stand a snowballs chance in hell with those boys.

      Nov 19, 2012 at 3:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring
      boring

      I’d make sweet, semi-violent love to Ryan Gosling, all the while whispering into his ear that I thought he was the right one in Blue Valentine.

      Go through both of their filmographies, there’s nothing Hollywood “It” about them, for the most part. They might have found new-ish success in some studio pictures, but I don’t see how you can watch Hunger and roll your eyes and make a jerk-off hand motion. Shit is hardcore.

      Nov 19, 2012 at 5:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring
      boring

      Also the Hollywood-It-Boys comment is especially hilarious considering it’s a snapshot from the filming of a TERRENCE MALICK FILM.

      Nov 19, 2012 at 5:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pscheck2
      pscheck2

      Isn’t Ryan, ‘suspect?’ Is he the hunk that his wife (now ex?) caught him in bed with
      another guy? (I can’t keep my ‘Ryans’ str8, so this might have been one of the others. or so it is alledged?)

      Nov 20, 2012 at 1:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring
      boring

      I don’t know if Ryan Gosling is “suspect,” but he sure is making sweet, sweet cinematic love to Nicholas Winding Refn.

      They make the hottest movie babies.

      Nov 20, 2012 at 7:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NeoAurelianus
      NeoAurelianus

      Geezus… is Queerty the gay People? What drivel.

      Let’s hope that Mayan calendar is right…

      Nov 23, 2012 at 3:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JonahM01
      JonahM01

      All well and good. I really liked the headline…made me giggle.

      Nov 24, 2012 at 2:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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