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christ! what’s this kid shilling for this time?
and does it involve golden tickets, everlasting gobstoppers, and a fat fuck bulimic german boy? yep, looks like it might very well do.
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: Envy is so unattractive, Prince. x
oh richard, i know your OBSESSED with this near-embryo but surely even you wouldn’t want a tour ’round his chocolate factory or get stuck up his gloop tube with him in that shade of kumquat?
Wow, he REALLY needs to lay off the spray tan. That is….really strange to look at.
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: It’s natural!!! Our Tom’s just been on holiday to Spain and tans easily. :)
Well, nobody would CHOOSE to be that color, so I’m assuming the photography accounts for some of it. Other than that, yes, a little less snarkiness is always welcome, just on general principle.
I will say Excellent legs though.
OK. This guy is too cute. Definitely. And, why are some people here so damned bitchy all the time. Get some lives, girlfriends. Or, grow up!
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