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PHOTO: Would You Hit It? (Ashton Kutcher Edition)

Two and a Half Men is like a slow-healing wound—you just keep hoping it’ll disappear. But the sexist sitcom keeps chugging along, now infused with the fresh blood of himbo actor Ashton Kutcher. The show has completely run out of ideas—but on the plus side, that means the writers have to keep coming up with ridiculous reasons for Kutcher to take his clothes off.

So long as we can find caps like this one, we’re fine with that.

So, to the point, does seeing Ashton tied and gagged above get you revved up—or would you rather watch reruns of The King of Queens?

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By:           Dan Avery
On:           Oct 29, 2012
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  • 14 Comments
    • Ron Jackson
      Ron Jackson

      I’ve never watched the show but unless Kutcher turns gay, who cares.

      Oct 29, 2012 at 4:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CNYMASC
      CNYMASC

      hit it , lick it, etc etc

      Oct 29, 2012 at 4:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mjl-428
      Mjl-428

      NOPE

      Oct 29, 2012 at 5:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Guillermo3
      Guillermo3

      KING OF QUEENS.

      Oct 29, 2012 at 5:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • petensfo
      petensfo

      duh, like you have to ask?

      Oct 29, 2012 at 7:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jmmartin
      jmmartin

      When Ashton started out he proved he was not much in the thespian department but adequately played light comedy with a flair. He also was one of the best looking men on earth. Unfortunately, he developed the nauseating habit of kissing and telling on co-stars (Brittany Murphy, “Just Married”) and used a dalliance with Demi as a career move. Unfortunately, we are onto him now. In “The Guardian” he actually allowed Kevin Costner to upstage him, simultaenously proving that playing a serious character is not part of Ashton’s job description. He could take tips from Keanu. Now that the tabloids have Demi close to suicide, the next headline ought to be “Willis Throttles Ashton.” Nice thought, that.

      Oct 29, 2012 at 8:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AxelDC
      AxelDC

      Eww! No way!

      Oct 29, 2012 at 8:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hf2hvit
      hf2hvit

      Chicken legs… only good fried

      Oct 29, 2012 at 11:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      He’s so un-sexy. The whole premise of the show now is, all the women supposedly think he’s so hot! I don’t get it. And the episode where he agreed to a three-way with Alan’s girlfriend AND Alan! – barf. But they moved it to right after the best sitcom now, The Big Bang Theory (with an actual gay star!), so I can’t stop watching this train wreck to see how bad it’ll get.

      Oct 30, 2012 at 12:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Elmwoodmac
      Elmwoodmac

      I don’t hate Ashton Kutcher I despise him. One of the biggest no talents around these days. They may as well put that once funny show pre-Kutcher days to sleep, it’s just taking up space now.

      Oct 30, 2012 at 1:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gotjee
      Gotjee

      With a baseball bat.

      Oct 30, 2012 at 9:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • erich40
      erich40

      It goes to show how bad the show is when they have to stoop to ball gags and cuffing the so-called star of the show to the bed showing a hairless chest, knobby knees and what the hell is up with the shoes. On the show ( not talking real life) he is worth millions and goes around living in some shitty house, with another man (Alan Harper) who is always going on about how he would make a better lover and partner then the women Kutcher’s character goes out with. I have watched the show, and at times have found it funny, but it gets old, it’s like giving a blow job and the guy you are giving it to never shoots. You just keep watching and watching the show to see if there is going to be a happy ending.

      Oct 30, 2012 at 12:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Anthony
      Anthony

      maybe 10 years ago

      Oct 31, 2012 at 11:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hillers
      Hillers

      Hell to the yeah. Up and down. All around. Inside up. BAM!

      Nov 1, 2012 at 1:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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