GQ Germany has paired up 13 straight celebrities to make out with each other in an effort to combat the wave of homophobia sweeping across Russia. The campaign is called “Gentlemen Against Homophobia.”
This got us thinking about straight celebrities we’d like to see lock lips together (for a similar campaign, of course). Of course, the list could go on and on (and on and on), but for the sake of our bandwidth we’ve narrowed it down to just 12.
George Clooney and Idris Elba
George Clooney and Idris Elba are two of the biggest dream boats in Hollywood. Just thinking about them swapping spit has us all hot and bothered. We’re almost not sure if we could handle it, actually. We might implode with ecstasy.
Jon Hamm and Ben Affleck
We’d love to see Jon Hamm and Ben Affleck make out together. They practically did during the 2010 Venice Film Festival when they were photographed with their faces in dangerously close proximity to one another. Come on, guys. Quit teasing. Give us a show.
Zac Efron and Taylor Lautner
Teen heartthrobs Zac Efron and Taylor Lautner can do no wrong in our book. We’d pay good money to see them stick their tongues down each another’s throat. And even more if they did it shirtless. Quick! Somebody launch a Kickstarter campaign and see if we can make this happen.
James Van Der Beek and Joshua Jackson
Just to please our 15-year-old selves, we think a kiss between James Van Der Beek and Joshua Jackson (AKA Dawson and Pacey) is needed. They could hit the creek in Joey’s rowboat and smooch under the setting sun with Paula Cole’s I Don’t Want To Wait playing softly in the background. It would be so, so… satisfying.
Lenny Kravitz and Ben Haggerty (AKA Macklemore)
Singer-turned-actor Lenny Kravitz is like a fine wine. He just gets better with age. We’d kill to see him engage in a lip lock with Same Love rapper Ben Haggerty. Then afterwards they could sing a song together. Or maybe do a mashup. Justify My Same Love, anyone?
Jake Gyllenhaal and Channing Tatum
Of course, we had to include Jake Gyllenhaal and Channing Tatum on our list. These two are so delicious they don’t even have to make out to appease us. They could just look longingly into one another’s eyes or caress each other in a loving way (shirtless, of course) and that would be enough for us.