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PHOTOS: 34 Reasons Why The Real Winners Of The World Cup Are Us

For those of you who’ve been swept up by World Cup Fever, today marks the culmination of a tournament chock full of drama, emotion and suspense.

And for those who couldn’t possibly care less, your Facebook feeds will soon be FIFA-free.

But even the most weary sports fan can surely appreciate these 34 reasons to get excited that Germany and Argentina will soon meet on the field.

First, lets start with the Germans:

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And now let’s hear from Argentina:

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By:           Dan Tracer
On:           Jul 13, 2014
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  • 16 Comments
    • Faulk
      Faulk

      Definitely Germany :)

      Jul 13, 2014 at 7:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      Some of the guys are very hot. In case you don’t know, many are bisexual.

      Jul 13, 2014 at 7:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      I hope Germany wins today. I root for Germany.

      Jul 13, 2014 at 8:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zekester
      Zekester

      AR-GEN-TINA! AR-GEN-TINA!

      Represent the Americas! And the only country represented in the final game that has marriage equality.

      Jul 13, 2014 at 10:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • justSomeGuyFromNJ
      justSomeGuyFromNJ

      A R G E N T I N A!!!

      Jul 13, 2014 at 10:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper
      litper

      The parade of closeted filth… And with Blatter in charge it’s very long till we see an openly gay player at World Cup.

      Jul 13, 2014 at 3:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zekester
      Zekester

      If you actually watch the game you’ll see that these pictures don’t do the Argentinians justice and make the Germans look much better than they do in person.

      Jul 13, 2014 at 4:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      I told you guys that Germany would win. They deserved it.

      Jul 13, 2014 at 6:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ontheupandup
      ontheupandup

      @Billy Budd: Amen! Factoring in also their 7-1 defeat over Brazil, Germany made its mark as the best-playing team in the tournament.

      Soccer players have the best physiques as well. Lean and not ridiculously muscled bodies…running around with their cute faces and creative hair. It’s been a great month of telly.

      Jul 13, 2014 at 6:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley
      Dxley

      Meh!

      Jul 13, 2014 at 7:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cobalt Blue
      Cobalt Blue

      All of them have their charms, but Ezequiel Lavezzi – the one with tats and mustache – from Argentina is delicious!

      Jul 14, 2014 at 3:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JennyFromdabloc
      JennyFromdabloc

      Germany wins again!

      Jul 14, 2014 at 3:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • enlightenone
      enlightenone

      It’s good to be gay!

      Jul 14, 2014 at 4:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James Hart
      James Hart

      I know this sounds slutty, but: I’d let them all f**k me one after the other. With condoms, of course.

      Jul 14, 2014 at 6:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tjr101
      tjr101

      The pictures don’t do Argentina any justice, they’re a very good looking team. My knees buckle a bit looking at the Germans, Boateng can have me anytime.

      Jul 14, 2014 at 9:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ms Urethra Johnson
      Ms Urethra Johnson

      WOAH !!! Who’s number 13 with the FIFA trophy in his right hand and low hanging red shorts over red spandex bulge??? Awfull “impressive” nose… Seems like a friendly guy too…

      Jul 15, 2014 at 1:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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