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THANKS FOR THE PHOTOS: A Good Fur-tune

jordanca1

UPDATE — Once upon a time, we got schooled for featuring too many “hairless twinks” on Morning Goods (we can’t please everyone…) Well, that all changed in January 2009 when we released this beast of a man who has since become one of our Classic Morning Goods. Be careful what you wish for. You just might… get it.

MORNING GOODS — He’s not waxed, plucked, lasered, or shaved. Is Jordan one of those “real” men you’ve been looking for? (Photos: Raw Image, Exterface, Bruno Perroud, A. Olivier, Photodutoit, Jean Quelquejeu, Yann Phillippe, Rodney Washington, PPRL)

By:           editor editor
On:           Nov 27, 2011
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  • 90 Comments
    • Scott
      Scott

      I went no further than the first picture, he looks like a serial killer!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 4:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The Don SF
      The Don SF

      #8 and #9 would make an awesome date.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 5:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alexander
      Alexander

      Numbers 7, 8, 9 and especially 12 are my choice :)

      Jun 24, 2009 at 5:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Patrick
      Patrick

      Well done queerty…great choice for MG. Keep giving us more men and less of the hairless feminine twinks!As a gay man I’m turned on by other men not girlie bois!!!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 6:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • InExile
      InExile

      Finally a real man! So much better than the twinks who are just skin & bones.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 6:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shaun
      shaun

      YES! You got it right! More please!!!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 8:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      Goddamn, yes! Is Wednesday gonna be the ‘good’ day from now on here…?

      Jun 24, 2009 at 8:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • galefan2004
      galefan2004

      @Scott: That is sad because the first picture is probably about the worst. Personally, I wanna play with his glowSTICK.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 8:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Woof
      Woof

      Geez FINALLY! I have skipped MG for the last 3 months because of the hairless fetuses you have been putting on here. This is more like it!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 8:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • timncguy
      timncguy

      Jordan is featured in your cuurent “Gratuitous Skin” post of the underwear ad. He is also in one of the three videos at the end of that post. It’s worth a watch.

      In that same post another of the MEN featured in a behind the scenes “making of” video is Simon Howard.

      These extra pics of Jordan in Morning Goods are GREAT.

      Now, if you can find more of Simon Howard, it would finish me off. IT may be more of a challenge for you those. I checked out Simon’s web page and many ofthe pics he has posted there of himself are waxed versions of him. Find him at simonhoward.net

      But, fur fans should watch his video on Gratuitous Skin.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 8:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • slingshot
      slingshot

      # 12 Awesome! Yeah for real men! Not the prepubeless little boys!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 9:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt
      Matt

      Love it! Love it! Love it! Nice to see a man without plucked eyebrows or highlighted hair. His chest hair is not waxed off and he actually has armpit, arm and leg hair. If a guy is smooth naturally, that’s fine. But I love hairy guys who leave what mother nature gave them alone.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 9:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bgb808
      bgb808

      Can it be… an actual adult male human? Not some waxy little puppet?

      O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”

      (Not perfect, but who, if not photoshopped to abstraction, is?)

      Jun 24, 2009 at 9:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • prissysissy
      prissysissy

      Drooooooooooooooooooool! ;-P

      Jun 24, 2009 at 10:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      very sexy. I would do anything to have such a cute tummy. Well.. not anything. Not like diet or exercise. but, HOT guy.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 10:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • joe
      joe

      Finally a hot sexy man! pure example why im gay.
      Im attracted to Men, NOT smooth little disco bunnies.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 10:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bob R
      Bob R

      Now that’s a man! Let’s have a whole lot more like Jordan.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 10:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andrew W
      Andrew W

      Definitely a step in the right direction. Still a bit skinny, though!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 11:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • I pliss
      I pliss

      I’m sorry I don’t like it at all. I can’t lick him with out getting a fur ball down my throat. Give me clean hairless men anyday of the week!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 11:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Donald
      Donald

      I love #8 with the long hair Jack Russell Terrier!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 12:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tavdy79
      tavdy79

      There’s a point when a man can get too perfect. Fortunately Jordan is just the right side of the line.

      I went no further than the first picture, he looks like a serial killer!Scott

      I was thinking more “serial fucker” – and I’d be more than happy to be his next victim.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 12:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jaroslaw
      Jaroslaw

      Where do we find or buy the “full” unedited photos of this guy? He is scrumptious….

      Jun 24, 2009 at 12:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dlpca
      dlpca

      This photo spread is artistic pleasure; creative, exciting, seductive and charming with elements of sophistication. I know this is an exception, I just wish this quality of photo art was the rule. Nonetheless, I am grateful for share of Jordan’s beauty and talent as model.

      Good choice Queerty!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 12:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dlpca
      dlpca

      …BTW #15 is my favorite; so dark with provocative subtlety.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 12:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark
      mark

      thank you, thank you, thank you

      S_E_X_Y

      I love a man you could run barefoot through his chest, and for the life of me I can’t understand the attraction to shaved men.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 1:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark
      mark

      clone ‘em

      Jun 24, 2009 at 1:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rick Heintz
      Rick Heintz

      Ummmm… HOT! Wow, finally you’re realizing that not everyone is into the manscaped look.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 1:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • anonyy...
      anonyy...

      wow…hott pics. If anyone only has time for one pic… # 9 is amazeing. btw when will queerty get a gallery so we dont have to click on individual numbers. Most times its a hot guy but I dont bother to click because I dont have time to click on each individual number. GET A GALLERY.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 2:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maverick69
      Maverick69

      Hot DAMN, Make me wanna stick my own hands down his jeans. In the meantime, I’ll touch myself. Yeah, that was great to grab my nuts and think of him.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 2:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Z reveals
      Z reveals

      What a bear! Woof

      Jun 24, 2009 at 3:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bitch, Please!
      Bitch, Please!

      I am writhing in extasy. OOhh yeah, baby! More, more, more….!!!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 3:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bitch, Please!
      Bitch, Please!

      #9 is the best! Makes me think of dirty, nasty, deeply exhausting sex!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 3:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steven
      Steven

      @Scott:I see what you mean. They’ll let him do fun pics, judging by pic #8, but heaven forbid they go so far as to LET HIM SMILE!!

      He must hate being pigeonholed into ‘brooding or nothing’ shoots. He looks quite tired/ bored of it all.

      Anyway I think I like #16 best myself. Very hot!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 4:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RainaWeather
      RainaWeather

      WOW. An actual MAN!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 4:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TANK
      TANK

      gross hirsute midget. It’s like staring at robin willims’ ballsack.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 4:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bitch, Please!
      Bitch, Please!

      @ TANK: Move along little one, this area is for grown ups only.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 4:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • galefan2004
      galefan2004

      @TANK: I’m sure many men would be turned on by staring at Robin Willam’s ball sack; although, I am definitely not one of them. Also, how would you know what Robin William’s ball sack looks like unless you are into it?

      Jun 24, 2009 at 4:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TANK
      TANK

      @Bitch, Please!:

      shut up, fuckyface. I have just as much a right to give my opinion as you.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 4:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TANK
      TANK

      @galefan2004:

      yeah, and there are obviously men who are turned on by bruch vilanch opening a jar of pickles naked, too. No judgment…really…it’s just disgusting grossness.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 5:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TANK
      TANK

      bruce even

      Jun 24, 2009 at 5:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      Of course, the downside is how much of a crash landing is tomorrow’s selection going to feel like? Two in a row this good is too much to hope for around here, if we’ve learned anything.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 5:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bitch, Please!
      Bitch, Please!

      @ TANK: It’s sad as I watch you take out your frustrations on everyone, all day, in these pages. I pity you and your inability to get laid because of your ugliness and your wet-noodle “condition”.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 5:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BrianZ
      BrianZ

      I love #3. Really.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 5:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David G
      David G

      @Rick Heintz: Yes! Yes! Yes! I agree with Rick (on most things) — give me those hairy Furr men!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 5:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      woof! don’t be jealous…

      Jun 24, 2009 at 7:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bitch, Please!
      Bitch, Please!

      @TANK: Like I said, I pity you, you miserable wretch of a live being. I know you cannot afford it, being so impoverished, but there are charitable organizations that might help you get a pschological evaluation done to see whether you should be put to death for what you MIGHT do. Get that done pronto, cause we are hoping they do put you down like a rabid dog and out of your misery!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 8:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Suburban
      Suburban

      the 1st pic isn’t the best. 12 is nice (up close) but 15 is gross (take a fuckin shower). There’s the pic of him with his hands in his pants screaming, not sure what to make of that one.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 8:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TANK
      TANK

      @Bitch, Please!:

      Is this projection from you? You appear to have a fourth grade education, and reading level. There isn’t a singe topic you fail to lend your worthless fat ugly queeniness to in some poorly worded screed. I think you’re too old for psychological help, that’s why I suggeseted suicide. It would be an improvement.

      I mean, of all the scores of intelligent useful gay men of your generation felled by aids, you managed to survive like a resilient bacterium. It proves that there is no justice. Smart attractive and intelligent people dead and stomach turning flotsam like you remains to waste another day.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 8:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bitch, Please!
      Bitch, Please!

      I pity you, whoever or whatever that sired you, and all that has made you into this vile and repulsive THING that you are today. I will no longer respond to someone who is obviously beneath a human being. Just kill yourself and save humanity from listening to you for, yet, another day!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 9:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TANK
      TANK

      @Bitch, Please!:

      You just keep coming back for more, trash. Get fatally bashed, you maladaptive retard. It’s fat elderly drama queens like you that keep people like me from enjoying rights.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 9:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TikiHead
      TikiHead

      Wow — this man is really sexy!

      @ Tank: wait, am I 1) too gay 2), not gay enough 3), too self loathing, 4) too old, or 5) not ‘Tankie’ enough?

      …because I find this man lovely?

      I do forget without you ever-fountaining source of advice! (would that it were cum and not immature boushwah.)

      Jun 24, 2009 at 9:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz [Different person #1 using similar name]

      I have the strong impression that Tank is either loaded or has a serious mood disorder. Look at how smart and insightful some of his comments are, and then there is this kind of vile animus. He isn’t in control of himself.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 10:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bitch, Please!
      Bitch, Please!

      @ UGLY BITCH TANK: LMFAO! If I am supposed to be that, then why are YOU the one who is coming across as the angry, bitter, troll? Is it because the boys never give you a second look because you are ugly and vile? Like I said, you are just pitiful! Again, just kill yourself, please.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 10:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TANK
      TANK

      @Bitch, Please!:

      Support for who? Old used up garbage. But you are so infinitely inferior to me that continuing to berate a toxic sack of excrement like you is like trying to humiliate a waiter–the only one who’s humiliated is the customer. That’s because people like have nothing to lose and no dignity.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 11:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Disgusted American
      Disgusted American

      AHH MAN IS HE HAWT!!! WOOOF!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 11:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TANK
      TANK

      @Fitz:

      And look at how unambiguously insipid and ignorant ALL of your comments are.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 11:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz [Different person #1 using similar name]

      @TANK: Yes, that must be it. You are disabled. Poor Tank.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 11:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TANK
      TANK

      @Fitz:

      LOL!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 11:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • getreal
      getreal

      Wow this guy is hot! I love seeing men that don’t look so self-consciously over manicured. Good one queerty.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 11:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • getreal
      getreal

      #9 Perfection!

      Jun 24, 2009 at 11:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bitch, Please!
      Bitch, Please!

      @BITCH TANK: And YOU have class and dignity?! Now that HAS to be a joke! Do you even know what those words mean? Judging by your comment, it is evident that you have never dined in a decent restaurant. It’s okay, we understand. You were only trying to disassocaite yourself from your low-skill, low-paying job as a pizza delivery person. Poor sap! LMFAO! Once again, kill yourself, please.

      Jun 24, 2009 at 11:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JT
      JT

      Absolutely delicious! What a beautiful man!

      Jun 25, 2009 at 12:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James
      James

      An incredibly attractive, sexy man. Where can I get a chest-hair transplant?

      Jun 25, 2009 at 1:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      What’s with all the Morning Goods/Gratuitous Skin pages with broken image links lately? I don’t too much mind opening a new page for a new picture, even if it turns out not to be to my taste… but *no picture at all*?

      Jun 25, 2009 at 4:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • david
      david

      Who are you pepole to make such comments: too gay, too hairy …
      Are you perfection ?
      Just enjoy!
      And thanks for sharing photos with us.

      Jun 25, 2009 at 9:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jaroslaw
      Jaroslaw

      David – people get to have opinions about people who offer themselves up for public consumption. Are you really that naive?

      Jun 25, 2009 at 11:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Anarchos
      Anarchos

      @Scott: Then clearly you haven’t looked at many pictures of serial killers.

      Jun 25, 2009 at 12:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shelby84
      shelby84

      This dude is so hot! he is the reason why I’m gay! I wanna be in the sack with a furry man! WOOO! I’m at work and I have to go the bathroom now. May not be back for hours!!! HOT DAMN

      Jun 26, 2009 at 11:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yacoub
      yacoub

      je taim i love you

      Jun 26, 2009 at 6:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeremy
      Jeremy

      Guys like him are a dime a dozen here in the middle east, but I still can’t get enough of them! They are a sight to behold for fur lovers like me, look at that chest! That beard! Those eyes! :)

      Jun 27, 2009 at 4:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael
      michael

      All I can think of is what it would be like to have him fuck me for hours. I cannot stop thinking like that and I have work to do!

      Jun 27, 2009 at 5:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      @michael: You’d probably do better, then, despite the name, to save “Morning Goods” for after you get home.

      Jun 27, 2009 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bigrizz
      Bigrizz

      @I pliss: Ipliss obviously you have’nt done much licking if you think that the fur comes off and gives you hairballs, it attatched quite nicely and has a wonderfull texture. WOOF

      Jun 28, 2009 at 2:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • OMG
      OMG

      Tank = a Tool, I have to say it (yet again). Let’s just hope he won’t procreate, y’all… Tank, stay gay, no matter what! Don’t put your semen near any women, EVER, you hear? The world thanks you in advance.

      Now…let’s talk Sexiness. That’s right. Sexiness. This guy’s got it going on! I love the hairy torso, and the moody brooding eyes. Serial killer? I see sensual hyper-sexual and sweet. He can butter my bread any day…

      Jul 2, 2009 at 1:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pseudo
      pseudo

      @Scott:

      No he doesn’t.

      Serial killers:

      [img]http://mylifeofcrime.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/bobby-joe-long.jpg[/img]

      [img]http://www.geocities.com/verbal_plainfield/gein.jpg[/img]

      [img]http://www.geocities.com/verbal_plainfield/bernardo.jpg[/img]

      [img]http://www.geocities.com/verbal_plainfield/bundysmall.jpg[/img]

      [img]http://www.geocities.com/verbal_plainfield/ramirez1.jpg[/img]

      etc.
      [img]http://www.geocities.com/verbal_plainfield/fishsmall.gif[/img][img]http://www.geocities.com/verbal_plainfield/kemper.gif[/img]

      Jul 2, 2009 at 4:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mike
      mike

      hot dayumm. reminds me of the student teacher i had freshmen year of high school. I had so many wet dreams about him….

      Jul 31, 2009 at 6:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kiwifrench
      kiwifrench

      What’s this guy’s last name?

      Aug 17, 2009 at 5:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • esteban
      esteban

      photo No17 is of my favor: the thrillingly pose restrective his infrequently well shaped and exceptional tenderly athletic systemic which tempts prefiguring to kiss him for hours parallels an ancient sculpture http://www.hellenica.de/Griechenland/Kunst/Antike/Artemision/PoseidonArtemision.jpg

      Aug 29, 2009 at 11:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • esteban
      esteban

      Aug 29, 2009 at 11:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Greg Theron
      Greg Theron

      @Scott: Then I love Serial Killers. He is kind of cute.

      Aug 31, 2009 at 12:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • js90
      js90

      He is PERFECTION. #13 ugh!! oohh booyy

      Oct 25, 2009 at 12:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Christopher in VA
      Christopher in VA

      Um, moderators? Wouldn’t now be a nice time for you to step in and remove obnoxious comment wars like you alluded you were going to in your etiquette post a little while back? Sincerely, a reader sick of the insult-slinging back-and-forth.

      Nov 27, 2011 at 6:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aiden
      Aiden

      You’ve posted an old guy and a hairy guy, now post black guy.

      Nov 27, 2011 at 7:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • UWSguy
      UWSguy

      thanks love this model. Keep it up

      Nov 27, 2011 at 8:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      Oh boy, I remember Jordan. By my count, you put a helping of him up in September ’08 and June ’09 …and I saved every one of them. Bonus points for maturity, bonus points for natural body hair, bonus points for avoiding all temptation to mar an exquisite body with ink.

      Thanks for hearing our cry. We know you can’t extinguish the twinks but after a half-dozen or so of them, remember us, the smaller group that like a seasoned player. Like Jordan. Like Dallas Walker. Like Alessandro Calza. ;)

      Nov 27, 2011 at 8:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • declanto
      declanto

      Oh, sweet manhood. After all those chips we finally get to big, juicy, furry bearmeat.

      Nov 28, 2011 at 5:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      No. 12. Very hot.

      And you added credits on your 1st photo page! It’s a start.

      Nov 28, 2011 at 9:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kasnar
      Kasnar

      @Scott: Like a serial killer? To each his own……..and more for me….LOL.

      Nov 29, 2011 at 12:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lohen
      lohen

      @Scott: i would be grateful if he was the last thing i got see before he killed me

      Nov 30, 2011 at 10:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      Some suggestions …and from your own vault:

      James Guardino
      Jack Mackenroth
      Allan Clippinger
      Dennis Nathanael van der Eijk
      Ben Pamies
      Vladimir Brichta
      Eduardo Jimenez
      Fernado Alves
      Nick Russian
      Raoul Bova
      Tim Robards
      Matthew Shaefer
      and of course, Alessandro Calza

      Nov 30, 2011 at 10:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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