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PHOTOS: A Stefan Reduction

By:           editor editor
On:           Dec 3, 2009
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  • 21 Comments
    • No. 1 · Alvaro

      The sexiest pictures are 32 to 37.

      Dec 3, 2009 at 8:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 2 · ksu499

      #8 is adorable.

      Dec 3, 2009 at 9:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 3 · jojobean873

      OK — let me summarize some of the gripes that are sure to follow about this guy:
      1.) He has pics with body hair (ew, that’s gross)
      2.) He has pics without body hair (what, where are all the real men???)
      3.) He’s too built (must be on steroids)
      4.) He’s too thin (get him a sandwich)
      5.) There’s not enough ass shots
      6.) There’s not enough crotch shots
      7.) His eye color is the only “hot shade” that is/isn’t hot.
      8.) Ew, he has eyes.
      9.) He’s too young
      10.) He’s too old
      11.) He’s too clean
      12.) He’s not dirty enough

      Now, mind you #8 is a joke. But really the only complaint to be made is the fact that there are no thumbnails. Here’s an idea — let’s just accept the fact that we are looking at what the editors here want us to see — if you don’t like it, don’t look.

      END OF RANT

      Dec 3, 2009 at 9:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 4 · me

      He’s cute and all, but he just doesn’t do it for me. Can’t really point out why.

      Dec 3, 2009 at 10:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 5 · JR

      Hey JoJo… cut back on the Carnation Instant Bitch! LOL… Stefan is just fine!

      Dec 3, 2009 at 11:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 6 · Tom in COS

      Yeah, Stefan is pretty much delicious. 31, in my opinion, is the best pic. But then again I like real guys.

      Dec 3, 2009 at 12:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 7 · Keith Kimmel

      A hot little boi to be sure. One of the few “over 25s” I’d hit on here.

      Dec 3, 2009 at 1:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 8 · YCKTR

      Those are not even photos…may as well just call them paintings.

      !

      Dec 3, 2009 at 1:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 9 · hardmannyc · Member · 1071 comments

      jojobean873, that’s my job – to point out the idiotic nitpicking. You left out one of my favorites:
      • he’s too good-looking. I like normal guys who don’t work out. (because, you know, we all go on the Internet NOT to look at extraordinarily good looking guys, right?)
      Also, there’s the all-purpose “He just doesn’t do it for me. Can’t really point out why.”
      Yes, this is a direct quote from #4, “me.” Question: why bother posting if the only thing you can say is that you have some vague, undfined lack of attraction to the guy?

      Dec 3, 2009 at 2:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 10 · Nathan Adler

      I registered just to say that I have a vague, undefined lack of attraction to the guy.

      I mean I’d do him in a second, but I promise I wouldn’t totally enjoy it because he’s lacking one or more of the millions of criterea that must be met in order for me to say something nice about someone.

      Dec 3, 2009 at 4:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 11 · jojobean873

      JR, in case you didn’t catch it — I was being sarcastic — there is not a doubt in my mind, that I would NEVER kick this guy out of bed for eating crackers. Heck, I would bring the crackers to bed for him. But “Carnation Instant Bitch” — credit where credit is due, that is pretty good. I may borrow that, if you don’t mind.

      Dec 3, 2009 at 4:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 12 · Lizcivious

      Yum! I’ll bet he’s even tastier than the cuisine he cooks!

      Dec 3, 2009 at 5:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 13 · tavdy79

      @ No. 4: I’m the same, in reverse. He’s not my normal type, but there’s something about him that somehow hits the spot…

      Dec 3, 2009 at 5:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 14 · Lydia

      Dear ME: That’s because you’re a LESBIAN!

      Dec 3, 2009 at 6:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 15 · mark

      The boy next door….if you live in the MOST awesome neighborhood.

      Dec 3, 2009 at 7:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 16 · Suburban · Member · 522 comments

      His eyes and that stare in the main pic is hot. He looks really good in #2 but I really like #4, it’s just manly…

      Dec 3, 2009 at 7:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 17 · Bunny Snuggles · Member · 157 comments

      Mmmmm..if you give me number 11
      I think I’d be in Heaven;
      And while I understand
      that you have to be discrete
      by not showing too much booty,
      and certainly not an inch of meat;
      Still, it’s nice to know
      that Queerty is the place to go,
      if you like to see some real Whale Dong,
      but, I suppose, it’s still much better
      than gagging at Maggie Gallagher,
      in a thong,
      strolling down Miami Beach.

      ~ Bunny Snuggles

      http://www.queerty.com/like-a-.....-20091202/

      Dec 4, 2009 at 3:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 18 · alan brickman

      very nice ..don’t hate him…

      Dec 9, 2009 at 7:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 19 · alan brickman

      pic 19 is very hawt…

      Dec 9, 2009 at 7:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 20 · Suburban · Member · 522 comments

      @ALAN BRICKMAN, I do agree with you, I’d love to pull those shorts down and give him a blowjob.

      Dec 10, 2009 at 9:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 21 · Mike

      I know we’re only 12% of the population Oh never mind lets get some color in this joint ! here…![img]http://galleries.randyblue.com/content/pictures/Sig_Jackson_Trent_20100604151641/image_2.jpg[/img][img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-0bww9UGVx4/S68IrRIEzZI/AAAAAAAAD5A/_gNupk_Jmb8/s1600/black+bodybuilder30.jpg[/img][img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1vydVJuHd8s/SWj5qSmxIGI/AAAAAAAAAiw/ycol0guMrT4/s400/dentover+bb+row.jpg[/img]

      Jan 11, 2011 at 6:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag

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