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PHOTOS: Adam Lambert Stole From Jacko, Beyonce, Madonna + Elton

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Let us count the trends Adam Lambert is incorporating into his latest album photoshoot with Robert Sebree: There’s Michael Jackson (the glove), Beyonce (the armor), Madonna (the pose), Elton John (the tuxedo), and Sarah Jessica Parker (the hat). Yes, everything has been done before. But now there’s a montage!

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On:           Aug 22, 2009
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  • 42 Comments
    • Liberace's Wallpaper
      Liberace's Wallpaper

      Oh my, did you have to post those pics? My eyes hurt. Why doesn’t he just rip the interior out of a mint condition Chrysler Cordoba and drape himself? The buttoned crush velour, the faux gold medallions, it would work. Bend the grille into a tiara. Lambert Landau Brougham.

      Aug 22, 2009 at 2:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dgz
      dgz

      loves the ruby slippers.

      Aug 22, 2009 at 3:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • schlukitz
      schlukitz

      The dude does like his leather.

      And like the old Irish Spring Soap commercial with the pretty lady touting the virtues of the product says…

      “Masculine yes, but I like it too!”

      Aug 22, 2009 at 3:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vernonvanderbilt
      vernonvanderbilt

      Now this is a set of pictures worth clicking through. Adam Lambert…there is a Universe full of reasons to love this wonderful man. Add an amazing wardrobe to the list.

      Aug 22, 2009 at 4:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • schlukitz
      schlukitz

      Winks @ vernon!

      Let his detractors eat their hearts out! LOL

      Aug 22, 2009 at 4:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vernonvanderbilt
      vernonvanderbilt

      @schlukitz: I’ll give you an amen with a bonus hallelujah. Adam Lambert could (almost single-handedly) make pop music something I’m not ashamed to listen to.

      Aug 22, 2009 at 4:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BobMackieThrewUpToo
      BobMackieThrewUpToo

      Oh yeah I really envy Lambert’s wardrobe, almost as much as I envy queens who have those Mardi Gras masks on their walls. The little ex (and future) tubster can sing, but even Bob Mackie would blow chunks at seeing this getup.

      Aug 22, 2009 at 4:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • schlukitz
      schlukitz

      tubster?

      Considering the constant stream of references to “fat”, there certainly are an awful lot of people on these threads suffering from anorexia nervosa it appears.

      Aug 22, 2009 at 5:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tessie Tura
      Tessie Tura

      …when a bitter old queen uses such terms as “landau” and “brougham”, she is only showing her age…

      Aug 22, 2009 at 5:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SillyQueens4AllAges
      SillyQueens4AllAges

      Agreed, Tessie: Lambert’s tasteless feathered queenapalooza wardrobe proves that witless gauche “tastes” are not confined to the aged.

      And yes I don’t see what the fuss is over Madonna, Brittany or Paris H. is about either. Cue the pissy flame throwers!

      Aug 22, 2009 at 6:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Carver
      Carver

      When will his 15 minutes be over?

      Aug 22, 2009 at 6:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adolfo
      Adolfo

      This guy is a hack, like the rest of the AI alum. Pure marketing, no content. A perfect example of why the music industry is dead

      Aug 22, 2009 at 6:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vernonvanderbilt
      vernonvanderbilt

      @BobMackieThrewUpToo: As if any under 90 gives a shit about Bob fucking Mackie. Go get something lifted and stay off the keyboard for a while.

      Aug 22, 2009 at 6:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mikeandrewsdantescove
      mikeandrewsdantescove

      I love Adam’s vocal range but this shoot is not working for me. That hat is all wrong.

      Mike
      http://www.rhapsody.com/mike-andrews/out-loud-folsom-street-fair-imix

      Aug 22, 2009 at 7:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Liberace'sPutti
      Liberace'sPutti

      Vern and irony don’t click, like Lamby and those threads.

      Aug 22, 2009 at 8:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Josh
      Josh

      Anyone who doesn’t think that Adam is vocally talented should listen to his Feeling Good studio version from AI….

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JkE7JJmzKg

      He also has some original music from his past and I’m sure his upcoming album will be much better than his AI work (which of course were covers).

      I think it is shameful that a lot of gays don’t like him because he is effeminate. If anyone should accept soft and effeminate (and flamboyant) men it should be the gay community! I bet many of you are more effeminate than you realize too.

      Sadly a lot of the gays on these blogs sound like right wingers.

      Adam has amazing vocal talent and just by being himself he will change a lot of people’s minds about gays. His audience on AI was mostly conservative women.

      But we should wish him well in his career simply because he has a lot of talent.

      Aug 22, 2009 at 10:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • slider
      slider

      Adam is a Rock star and he is supposed to do photo shoots like this..I have to say he looks hot in picture number 7 and he goes for camp, rock star fun and hot…so just let him be Adam….he looks great and hot and like a rock star and dudes I am betting between him and the photographer and his team he will create great photo shoots and I know great albums…..he channelled Elvis, Elton, Jagger, Bowie and a variety of rock stars….it looks like he had a blast doing the photo shoot….so really, who cares…he had fun..leave him alone!

      Aug 22, 2009 at 10:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ohomo
      Ohomo

      I like the guy. How can one not? But he needs a Barry Gordy to tone down the screech factor, and he need to stop trying so hard. I mean for neither of those things to sound cynical. Its a sincere comment.

      Aug 22, 2009 at 11:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ohomo
      Ohomo

      ANd one other thing — I had the pleasure once of working in a company populated entirely by musicians. Singers, instrumentalists, song writers. The owner was a maniac, but the musicians were the absolutely loveliest people I have ever worked with in my life. Just lovely. I like music people. There is something about what they do that sustains them and makes them less prone to insanity. Oddly, the prima donna aspects of the trade would indicate otherwise. On the other hand, my experience with writers, no matter how brilliant, is that they are all nutty as hell.

      Aug 22, 2009 at 11:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AlwaysGay
      AlwaysGay

      1, 8, 10, 12, and 13 are great. I think they exude what Adam tries to present which is a masculine man that has a soft side.

      Aug 22, 2009 at 11:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Felix
      Felix

      Nice package, pic no. 5 :)

      Aug 23, 2009 at 12:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wry Bred
      Wry Bred

      Damn, he’s got a nice mouth. Perfect complement to that great voice.

      Aug 23, 2009 at 1:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Laird
      Laird

      I don’t envy his fashion sense, but I love this guy. The red chest hair with the black dye job is a faux-pas though.

      Aug 23, 2009 at 1:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      I like #5 the best.

      #6. Those pants are REALLY tight.

      I don’t like the 1st pic where he is sitting. It makes him have no neck. Plus, that’s a lot of effin’ clothes.

      Aug 23, 2009 at 10:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joe
      Joe

      Don’t forget, he’s copying Christian Siriano with that hair.

      The theatrics and psuedo-Californian Ed Hardy wardrobe make me want to punch a baby.

      Aug 23, 2009 at 11:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kiwi
      Kiwi

      A nice photoshoot, I dig the wardrobe, he wears it very well.

      Aug 23, 2009 at 12:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian
      Brian

      Okay, this is interesting to me:
      Always thought he was dreamy,, and super proud of him for all the obvious reasons, but not necessarily “turned on” by him.
      But I just watched that “Whole Lotta Love” vid with the dildo (funny when he kicks it). In it, he changes a key word. In the original, Robert Plant ends with “Woman, you need love”. As did Adam when he did it on the TV show. But on stage he sing “Baby, you need love.” And I felt a spark of “wood”. First time I actually thought of getting it on with the AL. Hence, the power of the pronoun in pop music?

      Aug 23, 2009 at 1:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vbn
      vbn

      He totally looks like this boy from “The Adams Family”.
      BTW too much make up.

      Aug 23, 2009 at 1:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alexspade
      alexspade

      Josh, I totally agree with you. Many gay m?n have gone mad on their masculinity and ready to hate any person who looks androgynous, who uses make-up and a glamour wardrobe. But those people don’t think that Adam Lambert much more courageous man than they are. There is nothing womanly in his behaviour and his way of conversation. Also it’s necessary to be the very courageous person to pass up to the end this competition in an environment of gossips and hearings and only because of exclusive talent to win love of such considerable quantity of people. Adam Lambert is magnificent. Thanks to him pop music ceases to be boring and monotonous. I’m a lesbian. I love his voice, I love his performances which I can watch only through YouTube because I live in other country very far from USA. Any winner of “American Idol” NEVER interested people outside of USA. But Adam Lambert is worldwide star right now, and I assume that he becomes even greater when he will release his debut album. Think of it and be proud of this man. He not only has forced many people to change their opinion about gay men, he has forced many people to change their opinion about Americans.

      Aug 23, 2009 at 3:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The_FNG
      The_FNG

      Wow. He’s lost weight – he was getting kinda pudgy on Idol. He looks Great!

      The_FNG

      Aug 23, 2009 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark
      Mark

      no matter how hard he tries, lambert always looks like a suburban person whos trying to hard to look cool to me.

      Aug 24, 2009 at 2:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • StylelessOverSubstance
      StylelessOverSubstance

      To me, this isn’t about Lambert being flamboyant. Eddie Mercury, David Bowie and many other true artists gave us serious content with serious visual overkill. But with Lambert, we’re just getting this constant rehash mishmash of stuff draped all over him, while he sings covers.

      Rock and Roll? If you mean the kind you get on an RSVP cruise floor show, well, okay I guess.

      Mark at No. 31 nailed it. In the future, Lambert will be headlining in his eponymous venue at some tired gay version of Branson, MO.

      And that’s if he’s real, real lucky over the years. Right now, he’s basically Wayne Newton with worse fashion sense, if you can imagine that.

      Aug 24, 2009 at 10:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • StylelessOverSubstance
      StylelessOverSubstance

      oops FREDDIE baby FREDDIE not Eddie.

      Aug 24, 2009 at 10:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ramble Redhead
      Ramble Redhead

      Adam you had better hurry – your 15 minutes are almost up!

      Aug 24, 2009 at 1:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WTF?
      WTF?

      He is… Sashay Fierce!

      Aug 24, 2009 at 5:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark
      mark

      and the purple pants from Prince, and the red pumps from Pope Ratzi

      Aug 24, 2009 at 6:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J467
      J467

      Anyone who trashes my Adam for any reason is going to have to deal with ME. I’ll find you and take you out in the parking lot and beat your brains in with a golf shoe.

      This guy doesn’t give a rat’s ass what a bunch of bitches think of him – he’s a major talent and he knows it, he’s out at the BEGINNING of his career, and every inch of him rocks. I love, love, love this guy. I’d like to see some of you queens pull off anything remotely like this. More, Adam!!!

      Aug 24, 2009 at 9:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B-Gad
      B-Gad

      Regardless of what people think of it right now, I’m pretty sure he’ll be groaning (or laughing in hysterical nostalgia) at this photo shoot in a decade or two.

      Aug 25, 2009 at 2:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wicked Glitter
      Wicked Glitter

      OMG, you men are all the same! I don’t care if your gay, straight, white, black, green, fat or thin. Your just like my husband , and my sisters husbands, and my friends husbands and boyfriends. You’re all so jealous of Adam it’s hilarious! We love Adam because he is sweet, gorgeous, talented, and funny. And lets not forget about that perfect combination of being masculine yet having that sweet softside. We also love his big babyblue eyes(with or without eyeliner). His thick black hair and strawberry blond chesthair. We just love him ,so get over it. I also want to add that I really like pictures 3,4 and 11 the best. Bye, Bye

      Sep 4, 2009 at 10:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wicked Glitter
      Wicked Glitter

      Oh! I forgot to mention his perfect lips, and the fact that he is muscular in all in the right places, Thanks, love ya!

      Sep 4, 2009 at 10:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tawny
      Tawny

      I like the pictures. They are interesting. Adam has a lot of fans and a fantastic voice and range. I am sure he will go far in his career. He is shaking up the music world. He is a breath of fresh air and a greatly needed change from the pop cookie cutters. Bravo Adam!!!

      Oct 15, 2009 at 5:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Josh
      Josh [Different person #1 using similar name]

      Oh my god he wore a hat, how dare he, only one person has ever worn a hat. blah blah blah.

      Are you kidding?

      Oct 20, 2009 at 4:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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