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PHOTOS: Celebrating The Return of “Mad Men” With Jon Hamm’s Enormous Package

Break out the scotch because this Sunday night marks the return of Mad Men. We’re dying to learn what will happen next to Don Draper. Last we saw of him he was standing outside his dilapidated childhood home after being put on leave from work. And how about Peggy Olson? Is she positioning herself to take over Don’s role at Sterling Cooper & Partners? All will be revealed this Sunday on AMC.

Star Jon Hamm’s package is almost as famous as he is. It’s frequently seen in public, bouncing around unsupported in his pants, both on and off set. We figured what better way to celebrate the return of one of our favorite shows than with a photo compilation of its star’s junk on display?

Scroll down to see photos of Jon Hamm caught freeballing in public. And don’t forget to set your DV-Rs this Sunday.

By:           Graham Gremore
On:           Apr 10, 2014
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  • 17 Comments
    • carey579
      carey579

      Jon Hamm is attractive but not as much as he’s hyped imo.

      Anyway it is much easier to be a male sex symbol than a female. Jon doesn’t have great pecs or ass or atleast it doesn’t show off most of the times in those lousy outfits that he wears.

      Obsessing over his occasional bulge/an appendage that is hidden most of the times is just so sad!

      Apr 10, 2014 at 6:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • carey579
      carey579

      PS I think Mad Men like GOT is a total dude show.

      The women are objectified much much more than the men.

      Sure women/gays watch them too but…

      Apr 10, 2014 at 6:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hillers
      Hillers

      @carey579: Yeah, it’s like, I wouldn’t kick him out of bed, but let’s not get carried away here.

      Apr 10, 2014 at 6:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring
      boring

      Sklarboro Country 4 LYFE.

      Apr 10, 2014 at 7:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • QJ201
      QJ201

      It ain’t that big, just obvious. You can see bigger packages in any gay bar on any saturday night.

      Apr 10, 2014 at 7:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jesaves
      jesaves

      @Hillers: um wrll the show is set in the fiftes/sixties so that kinda comes with the territory

      Apr 10, 2014 at 8:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tyintenn
      tyintenn

      Maybe I am turning straight because he doesn’t do a thing for me….

      Apr 10, 2014 at 11:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • UWSguy
      UWSguy

      god I love him

      Apr 10, 2014 at 11:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jckfmsincty
      jckfmsincty

      Not fair. He is so good looking that he should have a baby dick.

      Apr 11, 2014 at 12:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • carey579
      carey579

      ^ Does that make any difference?

      Would you fuck George RR Martin if he had a huge dick?

      Apr 11, 2014 at 2:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Toby Ross
      Toby Ross

      Does nothing for me. I know packages trust me and this one is a yawn

      Apr 11, 2014 at 7:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      He has a nice face but the rest is just average. I don’t feel particularly attracted to him.

      Apr 11, 2014 at 8:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Niall
      Niall

      @QJ201: I’ve been trying to point this out to people. it just looks like your average flaccid penis really, I don’t get why people keep calling it “ernomous”, unless there’s proof it’s massive when erect?

      Apr 11, 2014 at 2:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bmwblonde
      bmwblonde

      Doesn’t ANYONE see the humor in Hamm’s character’s NAME: Don DRAPER?

      Well clearly, Draper (ok and Hamm) “drapes” to the right (as a good tailor – were any of those still around these days – would tell you.)

      And all this talk about size, in addition to being, uh, silly – also ignores the fact that some guys are really small except when excited, and others just, you know, flab around there all the time.

      Let’s rhapsodize about the sky being blue. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

      Apr 11, 2014 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • babybabybaby
      babybabybaby

      Can never get enough of that juicy big bulge more more…

      Apr 11, 2014 at 8:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JennyFromdabloc
      JennyFromdabloc

      Jon Hamm is hot but I’d love to see John Slattery’s package even more.

      Apr 14, 2014 at 11:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dre23222
      dre23222

      I WANT HIM SO BAD.. HE CAN HAVE ALL OF ME…IM FREE ANYWAY SO HE WOULD JUST TOSS ME AROUND.

      Apr 14, 2014 at 3:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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