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PHOTOS: Is Chris Crocker Ready for His Gay-Porn Debut With Chi Chi LaRue And Brent Everett?
MORNING GOODS - It’s one of the biggest transformations since that Fox reality show where “ugly” women would outdo each other with surgeries to compete in a beauty pageant: The boy who cried Britney, Chris Crocker, is now a super-hot twink fatale!
And yes, he’s been hand-picked by Chi Chi LaRue to star in a new porn film alongside (and likely underneath) Brent Everett. Cockstar will explore meta-themes like Internet stardom, video diaries… and deep-throating. “Having sex on camera with a stranger is actually a lot less revealing than many of the things I’ve posted on YouTube,” the 23-year-old viral-video star said. We agree, but asked Chris to send us a SFW sampling of him in various states of undress anyway.
The Sword editor Zachary Sire advised Crocker to put on 20 pounds of muscles before his porn debut. Do you notice a beef-up?
Images via Chris Crocker
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No. 5 ·
StephenW · Member · 1 comments
Crocker, you’ve already had your 15 minutes of fame. Now it seems as though you want money for sex. I have an idea which would keep us purveyors of porn protected from your antics: Go work the street corners. The money’s almost as good, you’d always have interested parties, and you wouldn’t embarrass yourself further to a larger audience. The only person who would be sad if you weren’t filming porn (besides yourself, of course) would be Chi Chi, and she’ll soon get over it. She has bigger issues to worry about than you and your ego!
Aug 16, 2011 at 8:48 am · @Reply
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No. 9 ·
MikeE
ROFL
yeah, he’s sort of cute, but they ALL are at that age. it’s like a puppy.
but the “slouchy, pouty” thing doesn’t make him look butch.. at ALL. As long as he isn’t moving.. or talking, one might, just MIGHT, think he was a tiny bit more masculine than he actually is.
I doubt I’d watch porn with him in it, or anyone who looks remotely like him. he’s just too young for my taste. nothing to do with him personally.
Aug 16, 2011 at 9:21 am · @Reply · Flag
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No. 18 ·
fredo777 · Member · 3010 comments
I always thought Chris was cute, although his “Britney” days didn’t exactly give me a hard-on. Still, I’m of the live + let live mindset. If he wants to to do the porn thing, + people want to watch, go for it. If he wants to do the music thing + people want to listen, go for it. If he just wants to keep making viral vids or act, go for it. Doesn’t hurt me. Best of luck, Chris.
Aug 16, 2011 at 12:29 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 19 ·
Codswallop
Leave Chris Crocker ALONE!!!
I’m only half kidding. Imagine my surprise when I discovered, not long after the “Leave Britney Alone! brouhaha (or whatever you want to call it) that Chris Crocker lived in the same place I grew up in, a small east Tennessee town with no gay bar (you have to drive to another town 30 min away), no nightlife to speak of really, and sure as hell no support for gay teens. It’s a tough place to grow up gay and, if you only watched that one video you probably missed the real unifying theme that tied all his videos together; Chris Crocker is fucking PISSED at the world for how he (and by extension all gay youth) had been treated! Most gay people feel that way on some level, I sure as hell do, and he was SCREAMING at the world in his videos.
There’s a pretty good article from The Stranger (the Seattle weekly where Dan Savage is Editor In Chief) about Chris and it goes quite a bit into the forces that made him and the rage that fueled his videos. Seriously, read it and you might change your mind a little about him or at least come away with some empathy or at least a better understanding. http://www.thestranger.com/sea.....oid=232684
So far as him “butching up,” masculine vs feminine and all that goes, he’s acknowledged that he’s more feminine than many and he thinks it’s shitty how “masculine” gay men treat more feminine gay men. A lot of responses to these photos pretty much prove his point.
In a way I get where he’s coming from because I literally DO come from the same geographic place, though his mindset is quite different from my own. I’m not exactly cheering his decision to do porn but it’s his life, not mine. I think with more maturity and less anger he could be an activist for gay youth. Screwing on camera just makes it harder to be taken seriously but he’s still in the middle of all that RAGE and porn is a damn good way to aim a big FU at that crappy little town and all the people in it. And it pays the bills and on the surface offers understanding and community for messed up and pissed off kids like him. Unfortunately, the porn world and its drug use is probably going to destroy what ever it was that he started out with.
So give the kid a break. So you don’t want to have sex with him. Fine. Whatever. Crapping all over him is easy. It’s been done. Think a little deeper and you might not feel quite so hostile toward him. Just sayin’.
Aug 16, 2011 at 12:40 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 20 ·
Little Kiwi
What’s amazing is this – Crocker has actually done more positive proactive LGBT work than nearly all of the “haters” on here combined.
He has an utterly PERFECT video on his youtube page where he succinctly and intelligently articulates the ongoing “insecure masc guys who hate femmes” debacle that has plagued our community for decades.
For real. Check it out. The dude makes intelligent, rational, and effective points.
The reality is this – the haters are gonna hate because they can’t understand how a guy like Crocker, whom they feel is “weaker” than them for being a gender-nonconformist, can actually be stronger, braver and more courageous than them. A sea of wannabe-masc guys who never grew the balls to stand up to their bigoted fathers, angry at Crocker for embodying everything that they had to “not be” in order to win their father’s tolerance.
It’s not Crocker’s fault that your father hated that you’re his son.
Aug 16, 2011 at 12:56 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 21 ·
rascal
@Little Kiwi: Take your Psych 101 knowledge and shove it.
Aug 16, 2011 at 1:01 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 22 ·
Jimmy Fury
@Little Kiwi: I wish I had your psychic powers.
It must be so much fun to know everything about people you’ve never met.
It’s especially amazing that you can know so much about a person’s childhood, paternal relationships, and charitable works just by learning what they find sexually attractive…
Aug 16, 2011 at 1:05 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 24 ·
Jack E. Jett
I wish someone would tell me I need to put on 20 pounds.
Aug 16, 2011 at 1:27 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 25 ·
Bruno
@Jimmy Fury: Maybe LK is jumping to conclusions about a lot of people, but those people on this thread are doing the same about Crocker.
Aug 16, 2011 at 1:28 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 27 ·
Dallas David
I’d like to see some honest-to-goodness porn stars do a series of Sex Education videos, illustrating a range of sex positions and techniques, ranked from 1 (easy and solo) to 10 (challenging in groups).
Along with the video illustrations, they could have a Medical Doctor explain the technical aspects of what was going on physiologically, and give information about health issues and etc. And maybe a theologian too, adding a bit about what various religions have to say about masturbation, polygamy (it would be cool having a mullah explain why it was ok for a guy to have 4 wives, and why it was ok for King Solomon to have 700 wives and 300 concubines), and orgies, and S&M, and etc etc etc.
Yeah, the porn studios have the actors, all they really need are some good script writers to add in the technical stuff, and they could sell a series of “How-To” gay sex videos that no household in America should be without. Maybe even some school districts, too.
Just a thought.
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Aug 16, 2011 at 1:30 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 29 ·
MikeE
strange that admitting to not finding someone attractive or sexually appealing amounts to “hating”.
I don’t like the appearance of twinks. This guy is basically a twink. Some guys find that hot. I don’t.
I like guys that are older, hairier and more rugged. Not necessarily “more masculine”. I’ve known plenty of men who were slightly “delicate” to use a euphemism. And they were VERY hot. So nothing to do with his mannerisms.
MY comments, at least, were related to his faux “masculine” poses. If he wants to do porn, he should be himself. Far too many guys doing the whole “put on” butch thing, and they just can’t pull it off.
By the way, I ain’t got no pretense of being “butch” myself. Neither is my husband.
Aug 16, 2011 at 1:46 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 31 ·
Ken S
10, 13 and 15 didn’t suck… but as for the rest, meh, I’d say nay-nay, stick to histrionic celeb diva support confessional videos :-/ I don’t know that I’ll ever stop being put off by the “Leave Britney Alone” image of him carrying on like a *crazy person*; personality can seriously dampen physical attraction for me.
Aug 16, 2011 at 3:36 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 32 ·
Little Kiwi
“It’s especially amazing that you can know so much about a person’s childhood, paternal relationships, and charitable works just by learning what they find sexually attractive…”
actually, i’m amazed at how clueless so many gay men are in that they don’t realize how TEXTBOOK they are and how obviously they wear their insecurities for all to see.
i won’t apologize for seeing clearly, nor will i apologize for being smarter than the legions of insecure gay wimps who just never got over the fact that Daddy resented having a cocksucker for a son.
Aug 16, 2011 at 3:45 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 33 ·
Erik
@Little Kiwi: My Dad has been 100% supportive since I came out, even has an HRC sticker on HIS car, and I’m still not attracted to feminine gay men.
Your psychoanalysis isn’t one size fits all.
Aug 16, 2011 at 4:11 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 34 ·
Erik
@Little Kiwi: My dad has been 100% supportive since I came out, even has an HRC sticker on HIS car, and I am still not attracted to feminine gay men. I’m not offended by it, but have no desire to participate in it and don’t find it attractive — at all.
Your psychoanalysis isn’t one size fits all.
Aug 16, 2011 at 4:20 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 35 ·
Little Kiwi
of course you don’t. you still think all ‘femme’ guys are the same. which they’re not. you’re one more homosexual who only is able to find security in yourself by telling yourself, and Daddy, that you’re “not one of those fems”
Coming Out doesn’t mean you’ve accepted yourself. Never underestimate the legions of gay wimps whose middling level of self-acceptance hinges entirely on their own reinforcement of gender-norms.
Aug 16, 2011 at 4:32 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 38 ·
MikeE
Why the hell every time Chris is posted about is there some HUGE discussion about femme / masculine?
Can’t we just accept that HE’S NOT EVERY GUY’S CUP OF TEA?
Shit, he’s a twink, if you like twinks, good for you.
Why is it that those who DON’T like twinks get chastised and accused of having gender conformity issues?
Aug 16, 2011 at 4:53 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 39 ·
Gay Veteran
A bunch of self-loathing in the comment section. I would think such homophobia would come from straight men.
Chris Crocker is hot. He enjoys drag(male and female) and like @Little Kiwi: said, he’s done more for the LGBT community than a lot of you spreading hate.
Aug 16, 2011 at 4:55 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 40 ·
Cam
@Little Kiwi: said..
“”What’s amazing is this – Crocker has actually done more positive proactive LGBT work than nearly all of the “haters” on here combined.
He has an utterly PERFECT video on his youtube page where he succinctly and intelligently articulates the ongoing “insecure masc guys who hate femmes” debacle that has plagued our community for decades.
For real. Check it out. The dude makes intelligent, rational, and effective points”"
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So lets see, your backing for the statement that Crocker has done more for gay rights than all of the people on here combined, is that he made a video about the masculine v. femme debate.
Oh yes, you win, that is SO much more important than the federal laws against us, state laws that allow us to be fired, school bullying, etc…
My My My, if only we would have known decades ago that if we had a discussion about masc. v. Femme in a video it would solve all problems and gold glitter would rain down on us and all would be right with the world. (Eye Roll)
Aug 16, 2011 at 5:00 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 41 ·
Bron
Yeah, I’d like to know too what is all this Crocker has supposedly done for the LGBT communities ?! I didn’t even know who he was. I just think he looks kind of hot in those photos. I had no idea, until reading these posts, that he was that leave-britney-alone character.
Aug 16, 2011 at 5:05 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 45 ·
arbiter
Still def hasn’t beefed up enough to meet those expectations, but reasonably attractive, I guess. He could bottom for me :) Why didn’t he do fashion modeling? Honestly, his angular jaw and physique seem more appropriate in that arena. Ah well.
Aug 16, 2011 at 5:48 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 49 ·
Mike1987
@Codswallop: #19 Well written and thanks for putting this into perspective.
Aug 16, 2011 at 7:07 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 50 ·
Fredrich James
oh PLEEEEEZE! The fact that she is doing a porn with that idiot is beyond me. Get him off the stage please. As I have said before elsewere; NOBODY gets to do a porn with my fairy porn mother before I do. Especially him. He is not hot; just a HOT MESS. Mabey he should take pointers from Jed James. Jed obviously knows what he is talking about, calling me a fat wanker past his prime.
Aug 16, 2011 at 7:35 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 53 ·
Chris
@ Little Kiwi
Stop getting so butthurt about people’s preferences over masculine vs feminine. There is a lot of hostility against “femme” guys and such, but other than the issue that it should be an accepted part of the “community” like masculine gays are, guys who are not sexually attracted to feminine guys are not the issue here.
I personally would not date a feminine guy because it’s not what I find attractive, and the part of the qualities that I find attractive in a man is his masculinity. The whole “oh my god you’re conforming to the social norms of gender identity blah blah blah you’re a gay wimp ” by making fun of people’s sexual preferences and questioning them is just as damaging as the gays who make an effort to outcast feminine gays. People’s preferences in terms of sex and who they want to be associated with are exactly that – their preference, and as long as they are not hurting anybody it should be respected. Don’t like it? Move on, and find someone else that does, rather than finding the time to make your point by personally attacking people, because when you do that, no one is going to listen to you.
Aug 16, 2011 at 10:42 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 56 ·
zrocqs · Member · 26 comments
@MikeE: and @Cam: It’s not the comments stating a lack of attraction that are the problem. It’s the attempts at denegrating this young man that deserve comdemnation. And yes, there are several attempts at denegration among these posts. Don’t want to fuck him? Fine. But trying to buttress your fragile self-image by insulting or dismissing someone else is just douchey.
@Chris: “Methinks thou dost pretend too much.”
Aug 17, 2011 at 5:30 am · @Reply · Flag
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No. 59 ·
Little Kiwi
how brave some of you are in an online forum where you can’t have your face or name attached to what you say.
Crocker is more man than most of you will likely every be.
this is not about attractions, at all. this is about the barely-veiled resentment in your wannabe-”masc” guys who, quite frankly, are still in that insecure “i’m gay but i’m not like those fem gays” stage of non-acceptance.
grow a pair.
Aug 17, 2011 at 3:21 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 61 ·
Little Kiwi
you guys are hilarious. your misogyny, your self-loathing. it’s kinda pathetic.
but of COURSE you lash out at Crocker – he’s everything you wimps needed to “not be” in order for your father’s to tolerate you.
grow some real balls. really truly “masc” men stand up for their brothers, even the gender-nonconformists. in fact, especially them.
Aug 17, 2011 at 3:30 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 62 ·
Pillow Biter
I have nothing against Chris – more power to him.
I agree though, it’s not “hating” if he’s just not my type. I prefer beefy top-daddy dudes / types that are going to rattle my cage and have me begging.
Twinks just are going to do that for me.
But I certainly don’t “hate” him.
Aug 17, 2011 at 7:01 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 64 ·
Didaskalos
This guy is the greatest enemy of the “BORN GAY” ideology EVAR.
If that poor little screaming boy can get his cookie-dough baked and come out looking like this, anybody can!
Gender IS A PROCESS kids; those who stagate at some point in their journey are boring.
I expect Crocker will go down in history as one of the greatest gender-players since David Bowie.
—Didaskalos
Aug 17, 2011 at 8:51 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 66 ·
Jayson
I find it strange how someone can be so thin, yet look flabby at the same time. I happy for him though. Sounds like he’s living his dream of being a sex star. Next stop, drug addiction. LEAVE CHRIS ALONE!!! YOU’RE LUCKY HE EVEN PERFORMED FOR YOU BASTARDS!
Aug 18, 2011 at 1:40 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 72 ·
Christian
OMG!! All these posts are so funny!! Seriously, I can’t stop laughing. You guys are doing too much. If hating fem guys is a front to your insecurities then what about hating masc guys? (if the animosity towards masc gays is not a hint at you insecurities then I don’t know what is) Or hating guys who won’t date fem guys? What about guys with a race preference? Let me tell you there are so many gays who won’t date out of their race. Should I be angry and accuse them of being insecure about themselves?
Seriously, all you gays need to grow up and realize that masc/fem are not mutually exclusive. WE ALL exhibit some of both. But some guys feel more comfortable around mostly fem guys, some around mostly masc guys. Some are more fem than others and some are more masc than others. Same with EVERY preference be it sexual or platonic. We tend to prefer to be with people like ourselves.
The REAL gay stereotype is believing that you MUST be one or the other. Or that you must shout “Hey gurl!” if you’re fem or “Yo whats up?” if your masc. Or that gays who are masc are insecure. That’s the most disgusting piece of bull-crap that gays feel the need to defend and promote. I don’t need to say “hey gurl how you durrin?” to be gay just as much as straight guys don’t need to play/watch sports and drink beer to be straight. So if someone is not very comfortable around fem guys then so the fuck what?? And if someone is not very comfortable around masc guys then so the fuck what?? We all have certain preferences and won’t be able to be comfortable around or to be close friends with EVERY single type of person out there.
(Just think about someone you are not comfortable with and then tell me THAT is not a sign of your insecurities…SMH)
On the subject of Chris Crocker: hes cute or whatever. I’m not gonna watch his vids or anything but I liked him better doing his YouTube thing. He’s funny.
Sep 8, 2011 at 10:30 pm · @Reply · Flag
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No. 75 ·
Guillermo3 · Member · 81 comments
@Thomas: Yeah,He is a skinny little fucker__with bad underwear.
Oct 1, 2011 at 1:28 am · @Reply · Flag
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I’d fuck it.