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OH SNAP — Litigator and Times Square staple the Naked Cowboy announces his bid for New York City mayor. Yes, this has all the markings of a publicity stunt. No, we’re not sure what he’s promoting … beyond himself. Or maybe, uh, he’s serious about taking on Michael Bloomberg?

Watch his campaign video on Page 6.

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By:           editor editor
On:           Jul 22, 2009
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No. 1 · galefan2004

On what planet is the Naked Cowboy cute?

Posted: Jul 22, 2009 at 1:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Steven

@galefan2004: He *could* be. With a haircut, decent attire and the removal of that hideous hideous tattoo, at least.

Posted: Jul 22, 2009 at 1:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · ggreen · Member · 576 comments

He’s got a leg up on the politicians lying all the time meme. The naked cowboy who isn’t naked,

Posted: Jul 22, 2009 at 3:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Andy

There is nothing hideous about that tattoo. I have seen a lot worse.

Posted: Jul 22, 2009 at 3:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · TANK

That tattoo is disgusting. Tattoos say a lot about the people who have them; namely, that they’re the type of people who have tattoos. But that also says he’s a douchebag as well as trash.

Posted: Jul 22, 2009 at 3:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Mike L.

He’s cute ok, haircut, maybe a mullet, or something, and some torn jeans and a shirt w his boots.

Posted: Jul 22, 2009 at 4:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Monstro The Whale

he has some balls to run…
speaking of — he has shown his balls and cock in plenty of niude model shots in his younger days too
http://www.thecelebarchive.net.....%20burck)/

Posted: Jul 22, 2009 at 4:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Topher

He lost Me with the Tat, too! He’s NOT naked and has Jesus on his shoulder. Yech.

Keep playin in the Square , Dude..

Posted: Jul 22, 2009 at 11:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · TikiHead

Oh yes! Any ink mark on the skin erases all attractiveness, and makes me clutch my pearls, just like you neurotic queens! Not.

Posted: Jul 23, 2009 at 2:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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