It’s a simple construct — these guys all want a free roundtrip ticket to the WE Party Festival in Madrid, VIP tickets to all the events and a cash prize to boot.
All they have to do is convince people they deserve to be classified as a God of Olympus.
Saint Law
Oh yeah Zeus and Apollo and all those other legendary bareback chemsex fuckpigs:
callenstewart
Then how would they get to the gym?
Xzamilio
God, the variety, I said sarcastically. It’s like someone Xeroxed a douchebag
Dev.C
I Love Seth , he’s the hottest ginger around town!
Sweet Boy
Guys with tats should be banished from the Olympus
mbfmark
@Saint Law @callenstewart @Xzamilio: Bitter, maybe? Lighten up! I for one enjoy looking at guys who put in the hard work to be fit and sexy. To automatically assume they are drug users who engage in unprotected sex, have no life outside the gym, or all look the same in an unsavory way seems to me to pass judgement that reflects more on your attitudes and not these men who I doubt you know personally. Leave the stereotyping to the straight community. Just because I don’t look like these men doesn’t mean I can’t be happy for them. It is wrong to assume their intentions are all vain and or unworthy – I wish some of their self motivation would rub off on more guys here in South Carolina where “average” means overweight and “bear” means obese. HIV is no longer doing them in, its heart attacks and strokes.
Ms Urethra Johnson
None of them… Way over-plastified, generic “porn-star” / gogo-boy look, “look at me I’m fabulous”… VOMIT…They’re actually ALL ugly… Too much smugness… no actual sex-appeal, sorry, just my humble opinion. And I’m getting married in 3 hours… so I’m in a “good place” right now… I’m just fed up of this “Ken Doll” syndrome this “community” is forcing as “the norm”… Where is Jake Tanner when you need him? Give me some manly Mac-Daddies please, enough with the gym rats… oops SNAP…
NoCagada
@Ms Urethra Johnson: I don’t know how you saw all that…must be cum in your eyes
throwslikeagirl
Wow. They all win!
scotshot
You’re getting married in three hours and you’re here?
How is Jake Tanner any different than the men pictured?
I do agree Queerty needs to feature more culturall diversity.
Xzamilio
@mbfmark: Hop off the soapbox, dude… this is the internet. Get a butterfly net out of the closet and go catch your feelings.
Franco C.
God people on these comment boards are brutal. The men here look precious and cute.
Leonard Woodrow
Whether they’d be happy on a mountain is debatable, but they are all worthy of worship! 🙂
jwtraveler
@Saint Law: @Xzamilio: @Sweet Boy: @Ms Urethra Johnson: You sound like a bunch of bitter, jealous, tired old queens. Can’t get it up so you put everyone else down. It’s pathetic. If you don’t like it, don’t look, but keep some dignity.
Garth
NO !
Xzamilio
@jwtraveler: Some of y’all really need to calm down with the butt-hurt hyperbolic reactions… or at the very least come up with a creative zinger. I’m sure 29 is “old” to some of you, but whatever. This is an article that is purely superficial, so forgive me for responding in jest. Don’t talk about “dignity” on Queerty… if half of us had any, we wouldn’t be on here lol
Saint Law
@jwtraveler: Ooh somebody got stung! Which gay-faced fuck-bucket are you then, deary?
Tobi
@Saint Law: It’s “dearie” if you’re using it as a noun. *sigh*
DarkZephyr
They are all hot. 🙂
bottom72
They all can mount me.
Ms Urethra Johnson
@Saint Law: @Tobi: LMAO
Ms Urethra Johnson
And it’s Mrs now betches… and NO prenup…muhahah…
Ms Urethra Johnson
@scotshot: He’s got more “manhood” and he sweats manhood… just look up ANY of his COLT pics… Don’t blame me if you don’t come back though…