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PHOTOS: Does This Thing Come With a Samuel?

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By:           editor editor
On:           Dec 15, 2009
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No. 1 · Bunny Snuggles · Member · 157 comments

Nice body (nothing remarkable — vacu-formed gym regulation type); pretty eyes set in thuggish face – interesting contrast. Rolling around in the dirt a bit scattish but adds to the convict-chic over all photographic intent.

Therefore, in the spirit of male physic objectification (after all that is the only reason any of these “Morning Wood” photos are featured here), then I give it two and half paws up.

~ Bunny

Posted: Dec 15, 2009 at 8:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · wmcarpenter · Member · 96 comments

Aside from his questionable taste in sunglasses, very handsome. Love the eyes. And the tush.

Posted: Dec 15, 2009 at 10:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · AlanInUtah

what? no package?

Posted: Dec 15, 2009 at 10:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · james_cambridge

@ Bunny Snuggles – His thuggish look is what makes me give him an A. If he was a Puerto Rican thug, it would have been an A+ but I won’t complain. Two decent morning goods in a row? The Queerty editors must have put down the crack pipe (I mean, what the hell was up with that redneck on the farm with the face of Down’s Syndrome victim from a couple of days back?)

Posted: Dec 15, 2009 at 12:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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i like very much thka queerty

Posted: Dec 15, 2009 at 1:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · OH Charlie

he is HOT!!!, very good looking guy….PIC # 2 is my fav….but all pics of him are just as good

Posted: Dec 15, 2009 at 1:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · alan brickman

Don’t sound too jealous now….

Posted: Dec 15, 2009 at 3:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Joe

Let’s see some celebration about marriage equality in DC instead of ab-obsessed yawn pics!

Posted: Dec 15, 2009 at 9:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · gomez

the headline massacre continues

Posted: Dec 15, 2009 at 10:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Bunny Snuggles · Member · 157 comments

@ No. 4 • james_cambridge

Okay, I’ll take your penchant for the “Thug” look and raise you one “redneck on the farm with the face of Down’s Syndrome victim”. …Actually, they give bigger head.

@ No. 8 • Joe

We ARE “celebrating about marriage equality in DC” right now as we simultaneously “ab-obsess over yawn pics”! Unlike congress, we CAN walk and chew gum at the same time.

…Besides, ab-obsessing can lead to marriage. Right?

~ Bunny

Posted: Dec 16, 2009 at 10:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Suburban · Member · 524 comments

The short buzzed hair, those gorgeous eyes,that body(abs…), he should’ve been the 3rd brother on Prison Break (1st 2 seasons).

Posted: Dec 18, 2009 at 8:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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