Thanks, One Million Moms, for giving Ellen Degeneres so much attention. Along with her wildly hilarious daytime talk show, your contribution has helped her to move into a $26.5M mansion in Santa Barbara with her wife, Portia de Rossi.
TMZ is reporting that Ellen and Portia snagged this 10,522 square foot home (their eighth!) in Montecito last week, and we have to agree when they say “it’s the kind of house 99.999% of the world will never see.” Until now!
Feast your eyes on this not-so-humble abode, boasting six bedrooms, six bathrooms, 13 gorgeous acres of land, a pool with an ocean view, and NINE FIREPLACES. Who knew two lesbians could go through that much wood?!
If you still don’t feel poor after looking at the shots below, check out the rest on TMZ.