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MORNING GOODS — You always hear about how leggings do not constitute pants. But let’s let the fashionistas apply that critique to Lindsay Lohan, and not Elvis Fernando, who should only wear leggings. (Photos: Anderson Alwes)

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No. 1 · fredo777 · Member · 3010 comments

love his pouty lips. i’m a fan.

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 6:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · j

A million. times. yes.

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 7:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Ricky

Boo to Queerty for ending the week on a yawn worthy spread.

Yeah he’s cute but the same stonied pose and those damm leggings are a dissapointment.

DSL i’snt enough, I’m afraid.

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 7:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · j

I don’t care what stonied pose he does/doesn’t put on, I definitely would.

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 9:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Andrew

Very nice but the pictures scream to me ‘Jail Bait’ – lol

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 10:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Rodrigo

Yummy bod and gorgeous hair/eyes

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 10:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · David in Houston · Member · 69 comments

I agree with Andrew. How old is this kid? I feel like I’m a member of NAMBLA.

*sprays eyes with Lysol*

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 10:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · terrwill · Member · 2441 comments

Gimmie a freakin break…….. everytime there isn’t an old monster posted in MG who’s last two tricks got lost in the forrest of back hair, posters start crying about models being too young. He is obviously well above the age of consent…….

Stop adding to the stereotype that we are all kiddie diddlers……..

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 10:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Tallskin

For fuck’s sake you religiously oppressed yanks! The boy is over the age of 16 and is able to choose with whom he wants to have sex!

And if he were interested I would def fuck him!

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 10:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · romeo · Member · 1441 comments

Yikes! I keep visualizing him appearing at my door:

“Dude, I locked myself out of my apartment. Can I use your shower?”

“Well, actually, I was just about to get in there…”

“That’s cool, man.”

Yikes Yikes Yikes

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 12:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Whatevs

meh

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 12:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · terrwill · Member · 2441 comments

@romeo: Sorry Rom, he’s moisturizing in my bathroom as I type………… : p

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 12:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · David

<3

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 1:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · McShane

What happened to his bottom half? The half that’s most interesting in a bottom.

BTW, that’s a unique fetish; fishnet stockings?

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 2:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Rob Moore · Member · 647 comments

#2 and #4 work best. The rest are not interesting to me. Well, there is the one with the feathers, but at first glance it reminded me of Medusa.

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 2:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 16 · Suburban · Member · 524 comments

He maybe hairless and look young, and not all the pics are flattering but he looks like he’d be adventurous in bed. I like the pic of him wearing those jeans (the first few), and the main pic (I like the veins in his arms)and his chest.

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 17 · mikeandrewsdantescove · Member · 330 comments

Hot upper body and tight sweats. I love it.

JJ
Ft. Joey Intenso –
http://hits.epochstats.com/hit.....=100005442

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No. 18 · MICKjr

Nipples from heaven.

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 6:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 19 · alan brickman

hawt in the most amazing way…don’t be jealous….

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 7:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 20 · Hyhybt

Nice pattern you’ve got going lately: revolting photos of good-looking guys. I don’t normally complain about this, but yesterday you had bleeding nipples, and today (#8) you’ve got tarantula legs growing out of his neck. Do people really find that attractive and/or sexy?

Posted: Mar 13, 2010 at 12:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 21 · alejandro

i’m sorry but this boy is gorgeous.

Posted: Mar 13, 2010 at 12:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 22 · romeo · Member · 1441 comments

@Terrwill #8: Why weren’t you in there helping him! Idiot! LOL

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No. 23 · Mike in Asheville · Member · 5 comments

ADORABLE!

Posted: Mar 13, 2010 at 9:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 24 · NativeNYker

beautiful!

xo
Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://rantsthoughtsmerde.com/.....e-rituals/

Posted: Mar 13, 2010 at 9:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 25 · Sexy Rexy · Member · 303 comments

Elvis IMPRESSLEY? Sweet Mother of Mary, they just keep getting worse and WORSE!!! STOP IT!!!

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No. 26 · REBELcomx

To paraphrase Jack Sparrow…
My beautiful boy, those leggings do not suit you at all; it should be tight briefs or nothing. I happen to have no-briefs in my bedroom…

Posted: Mar 13, 2010 at 11:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 27 · hardmannyc · Member · 1071 comments

Terriwill: I agree. Lately, I’ve been playing with guys in their early 20s, and I’m in my late 50s. I do not — I never — go after them. They come after me. My attitude is, if they’re of the age of consent and we’re both having fun, there’s nothing wrong with it. I should add that I prefer guys closer to my own age, but who can resist a cute guy at any age? That doesn’t make me a dirty old man, just a horny one.

Posted: Mar 14, 2010 at 10:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 28 · Edén

He seems like Nick Jonas !!!….

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No. 29 · Greg

How come when every 40-50 yr. old guy looking at 18 yr. old tits in Playboy is seen as having a normal healthy sexual appetite but “we” looking at this hottie are sick, disgusting, pedophiles etc?
Get over it, he’s hot and I don’t care if he’s young enough to be my son!

Posted: Mar 16, 2010 at 9:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 30 · Suburban · Member · 524 comments

@GREG, it’s called a double standard, there are plenty in life. I find it intersting that just looking at a younger guy makes us sick and a pedophile, what do you call those men and some women who molest those young guys and cause them years of pain and future drug abuse and alcoholism or suicide? @20, you notice some of the silliest things, pay more attention to the body.

Posted: Mar 16, 2010 at 9:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 31 · Greg

Suburban, you call them criminals!

Posted: Mar 16, 2010 at 9:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 32 · Hyhybt

@Suburban: Double standard only to an extent: while “pedophile” is far worse, “dirty old man” is hardly a compliment.

As to your advice, I try to, and usually succeed, but some things are too distractingly unsexy. Spiders and painful injuries are right up there with naked centenarians on the turn-off list, even when that’s only what it looks like.

Posted: Mar 17, 2010 at 12:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 33 · alan brickman

don’t be jealous!!!

Posted: Jun 29, 2010 at 11:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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