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MORNING GOODS — You always hear about how leggings do not constitute pants. But let's let the fashionistas apply that critique to Lindsay Lohan, and not Elvis Fernando, who should only wear leggings. (Photos: Anderson Alwes)

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Comments (33)

No. 1 · fredo777

love his pouty lips. i'm a fan.

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No. 2 · j

A million. times. yes.

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Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 7:22 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Ricky

Boo to Queerty for ending the week on a yawn worthy spread.

Yeah he's cute but the same stonied pose and those damm leggings are a dissapointment.

DSL i'snt enough, I'm afraid.

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Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 7:44 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · j

I don't care what stonied pose he does/doesn't put on, I definitely would.

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No. 5 · Andrew

Very nice but the pictures scream to me 'Jail Bait' – lol

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No. 6 · Rodrigo

Yummy bod and gorgeous hair/eyes

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No. 7 · David in Houston

I agree with Andrew. How old is this kid? I feel like I'm a member of NAMBLA.

*sprays eyes with Lysol*

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No. 8 · terrwill

Gimmie a freakin break…….. everytime there isn't an old monster posted in MG who's last two tricks got lost in the forrest of back hair, posters start crying about models being too young. He is obviously well above the age of consent…….

Stop adding to the stereotype that we are all kiddie diddlers……..

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No. 9 · Tallskin

For fuck's sake you religiously oppressed yanks! The boy is over the age of 16 and is able to choose with whom he wants to have sex!

And if he were interested I would def fuck him!

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No. 10 · romeo

Yikes! I keep visualizing him appearing at my door:

"Dude, I locked myself out of my apartment. Can I use your shower?"

"Well, actually, I was just about to get in there…"

"That's cool, man."

Yikes Yikes Yikes

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No. 11 · Whatevs

meh

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No. 12 · terrwill

@romeo: Sorry Rom, he's moisturizing in my bathroom as I type………… : p

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No. 13 · David

<3

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No. 14 · McShane

What happened to his bottom half? The half that's most interesting in a bottom.

BTW, that's a unique fetish; fishnet stockings?

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No. 15 · Rob Moore

#2 and #4 work best. The rest are not interesting to me. Well, there is the one with the feathers, but at first glance it reminded me of Medusa.

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No. 16 · Suburban

He maybe hairless and look young, and not all the pics are flattering but he looks like he'd be adventurous in bed. I like the pic of him wearing those jeans (the first few), and the main pic (I like the veins in his arms)and his chest.

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No. 17 · mikeandrewsdantescove

Hot upper body and tight sweats. I love it.

JJ
Ft. Joey Intenso –
http://hits.epochstats.com/hit.....=100005442

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No. 18 · MICKjr

Nipples from heaven.

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No. 19 · alan brickman

hawt in the most amazing way…don't be jealous….

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No. 20 · Hyhybt

Nice pattern you've got going lately: revolting photos of good-looking guys. I don't normally complain about this, but yesterday you had bleeding nipples, and today (#8) you've got tarantula legs growing out of his neck. Do people really find that attractive and/or sexy?

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No. 21 · alejandro

i'm sorry but this boy is gorgeous.

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No. 22 · romeo

@Terrwill #8: Why weren't you in there helping him! Idiot! LOL

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No. 23 · Mike in Asheville

ADORABLE!

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No. 24 · NativeNYker

beautiful!

xo
Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://rantsthoughtsmerde.com/.....e-rituals/

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No. 25 · Sexy Rexy

Elvis IMPRESSLEY? Sweet Mother of Mary, they just keep getting worse and WORSE!!! STOP IT!!!

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No. 26 · REBELcomx

To paraphrase Jack Sparrow…
My beautiful boy, those leggings do not suit you at all; it should be tight briefs or nothing. I happen to have no-briefs in my bedroom…

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No. 27 · hardmannyc

Terriwill: I agree. Lately, I've been playing with guys in their early 20s, and I'm in my late 50s. I do not — I never — go after them. They come after me. My attitude is, if they're of the age of consent and we're both having fun, there's nothing wrong with it. I should add that I prefer guys closer to my own age, but who can resist a cute guy at any age? That doesn't make me a dirty old man, just a horny one.

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No. 28 · Edén

He seems like Nick Jonas !!!….

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No. 29 · Greg

How come when every 40-50 yr. old guy looking at 18 yr. old tits in Playboy is seen as having a normal healthy sexual appetite but "we" looking at this hottie are sick, disgusting, pedophiles etc?
Get over it, he's hot and I don't care if he's young enough to be my son!

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No. 30 · Suburban

@GREG, it's called a double standard, there are plenty in life. I find it intersting that just looking at a younger guy makes us sick and a pedophile, what do you call those men and some women who molest those young guys and cause them years of pain and future drug abuse and alcoholism or suicide? @20, you notice some of the silliest things, pay more attention to the body.

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No. 31 · Greg

Suburban, you call them criminals!

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No. 32 · Hyhybt

@Suburban: Double standard only to an extent: while "pedophile" is far worse, "dirty old man" is hardly a compliment.

As to your advice, I try to, and usually succeed, but some things are too distractingly unsexy. Spiders and painful injuries are right up there with naked centenarians on the turn-off list, even when that's only what it looks like.

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No. 33 · alan brickman

don't be jealous!!!

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