Who needs a six pack when you could enjoy a soft, cushiony beer belly instead?
Now that science has officially confirmed men with bellies make better lovers, we couldn’t think of more appropriate way to celebrate the big news than by scouring the internet for photographs of sexy men showing off their gorgeous guts. Judging by the sizes of their stomaches, we think these fellas would make excellent bedroom companions.
Scroll down for pics of hot men with yummy tummies of varying proportions.
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Billy Budd
I would definitely go to bed with the best ones of the group. Especially #5, #9, and the last one.
Sweet Boy
Numbers 3, 10 and 13 are scrumptious …
Tackle
Bellies can be sexy to. There are a lot of hotties in this group.
QJ201
A less than “perfect” body is totally fine, we all don’t have the time to get that 6 pack, but promoting obesity and ‘getting fatter’ as “hot” is NOT okay.
vive
A couple of these guys are sexy.
What is not so sexy is diabetes and cardiovascular disease, which are associated with belly fat.
renly
Half of these guys are clearly just twinks with temporary food babies.
Mateo
@vive: As someone who is diabetic, heavyset and pretty sexy, I want to know what it is about diabetes you find so not sexy. Does my pancreas not functioning have to do with my sex appeal? Does my cells’ inability to absorb insulin mean I’m not good in bed? Please watch the language you use online, because honestly saying diabetes isn’t sexy is just really rude and invalidating.
Cam
A great smile, great face, nice legs or arms etc… who gives a crap about a 6 pack? If we’re together I see their face all day. I could give a rats ass about a 6 pack. especially if the guy is so neurotic about keeping it that he is no fun to be around.
vive
@Mateo, I am sure you are sexy, but the diabetes you suffer is not sexy. That is what I meant. Sexualizing diseases is an unusual fetish, not to say that it doesn’t exist.
misterhollywood
I kind of like all of these pictures. Very real at least. The guy sitting in his yard with the fence behind him is extra yummy! Are these guys bears or cubs? 🙂 Woof!
Stefano
@vive : are you on drugs ? Your comments make no sense.
Tackle
@vive: I’m confused. Regarding your 1st comment: many of these guys could be healthy, but considered unhealthy, due to a questionable bodyfat index criteria. But I don’t think any of these guys would be considered obese. Which = health risk…@misterhollywood: You have a broader taste range then what I thought. And that’s a good thing.
Paco
@vive: Careful vive. Some guys don’t like any inconvenient truths to be highlighted about what they glamorize. They never consider the long term effects of it either. It ain’t pretty.
vive
@Tackle, I think my comment was relevant because belly fat specifically is a very strong risk factor for the conditions I mentioned. Specifically the visceral fat (inside the belly surrounding the organs) that causes the distended bellies a number of these guys have. Subcutaneous fat (the soft fat you can pinch on the surface) is not thought to be so bad.
Of course they could be and remain healthy but I bet most don’t.
BMI is a very blunt tool (lots of muscular guys who are lean have a high BMI, for example).
Alan down in Florida
That ginger makes me want to find a time machine and make myself 20 years younger because he is just my type.
Tackle
@vive: Ok the way you broke it down like that makes sinse.
tradskinhead808
Alright, if you consider #s 2, 5 and 16 as having ‘bellies’…then the rest of us might as well give up and go home. And the dudes in #14…come on?! They’re just two skinny dudes pooching out their guts. Whatever.
stranded
If you’re gonna celebrate bellies, then don’t include guys who have non-six pack un-toned stomachs because those aren’t bellies, and why have guys who are clearly sticking out their stomachs? That’s not having a belly either, and it’s not even celebrating bellies because they’re obviously doing it for laughs, so it’s kind of counter productive to the whole post.
Also, what’s up with the pic @, the ginger by the pool? His left leg looks swollen and weird.
DjARD
@vive:
See, the problem with your comment is that your dehumanizing them. You’re turning them into just walking diseases, and also making potentially incorrect assumptions about the state of their health.
Correlation =/= Causation. The odds of most of these having those scary, unloveable diseases is low. While being overweight can lead to those things, it’s much more the things that CAUSED it that will lead to them, not the being overweight part by itself. Which, by the way, being overweight? Way different than obese. And as you mentioned, BMI is a rough tool to evaluate that anyway, often being flat wrong. Everybody’s body is different. What is unhealthy in one will be very healthy in another, even if they’re both “supposed” to be the same BMI. Some guys will be perfect at 200 and 6′. Some guys will be perfect at 150 and 6′. It’s highly variable.
Is being overweight or obese often a sign of poor diet and lack of exercise? Yeah. But far from all people who are do those things. While I detest using personal examples, although well know, I used to be extremely obese. I’m talking, 350+. But I never developed diabetes or high blood pressure, and though I’m still losing wait and classified as obese (minus a 120 pounds), I’m considered at the height of health – more so than most of my fellow young men. Why? Because I eat properly, and exercise every day. But also because I have otherwise good genetics in regards to physical health.
That may be the case for some of these guys. It may very well be in their genes that their body type is “overweight”, but they still maintain healthy diet and exercise and thus avoid many of those health issues, and/or have genetics on their side. It’s the same reason I thin dudebro who drinks a keg a night ton and eats 7-11 daily may not get fat, but WILL have those health effects.
If you don’t find fat guys sexy, just say it. Don’t hide behind generalizations. (Though, yes, I do agree that super chubs and what not are legitimately worrying)
@stranded:
Agreed mostly on the first part, but the Ginger? A) He’s the hottest, and B) It’s the perspective of the photo. He’s standing his right leg straight and his left leg is both pushed out the side, exposing the thigh, and bent – this makes it look larger than it is. Nothing wrong with him!
DjARD
@DjARD:
Goddamnit, that was riddle with fucking typos. Queerty, get a freaking edit function!
rcktetr
Nice. I esp like the first guy and the dude w the blue shorts. But they all have nice stocky bodies. Very sexi.
neverlandranch
No bald guys or thinning hair. Those guys can never be hot. Thats uncommon and just gross.
trebor1802
Sorry people, but this is what “real men” look like… wait… no, “real men” are actually a little heavier than this, and they look great!
EdgarCarpenter
@QJ201 – your use of ‘less than “perfect” body’ for these guys shows your own personal prejudices and assumptions. For many of us, some of these men do have perfect bodies – which ones are “perfect” will vary, since tastes vary so much.
Your own private standard of perfection is just that – your own private standard. There isn’t any objective standard of perfect.
sfcarlos65
These are all great looking men. Thanks for posting this.
Sweetie Pie
Oh yes, 1, 2, 3, 5, 10, 13, 16, and 17 are hotties…hotter than any twink with a six-pack and a hairless chest
scotshot
For the hyper judgmental commenters: Your day will come.
hagej02
The best ones? I’m trying to figure out if this comment is ageist or fat shaming.
hagej02
These guys aren’t even fat, they just have average bodies.
hagej02
That doesn’t always happen, and it’s usually with obesity, not an extra 20 lbs. You’re probably jealous because you can’t keep weight on with your anorexic self.