If you’ve been reading or watching Game of Thrones you know it’s pretty pornographic already. So if anyone was going to take that IP and make it even more pornographic, it would have to be actual professional pornographers.
And that’s just what Men.com has done! For some reason it took four seasons of the actual show, but now at last they’ve made the porn parody of GoT that we’ve all been waiting for. It’s just the thing to span the long gap between now and the start of Season 5 sometime next year.
It’s called Gay of Thrones, not to be confused with the Funny or Die thing of the same name.
Just like the HBO series, Men.com is releasing episodes one week at a time. There are four segments, releasing on July 4, 11, 18, and 25. Each episode pairs up some characters from the show, some of whom have been imaginatively eroticized by Men.com.
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For example, of course there’s the obligatory shaving shot of the characters parodying Loras and Renly. And of course they expand on the dalliance between Oberyn and hooker-spy Olyvar. And delightfully, they also throw in some sexytime between Daario and Daenerys, with Daenerys crossplayed as a man.
We’ve put together a little side-by side of the Men.com cast and the HBO cast. Hopefully this series will lead to more! We’d love to see a male Cersei meeting Jamie for a forbidden tryst; Podrick revealing the technique that made him so popular with whores; Ramsay taunting Theon with a little forced chastity; boy-Brienne swearing fealty to man-Catelyn; Joffrey taunting an on-all-fours Hound until he snaps and turns the tables on the twink king; and the Mountain doing, well, pretty much anything.
And the opportunities with all-male Sand Snakes are beyond counting.
Check out the comparisons below, watch the vids, and cross your fingers for a second season from Men.com. Here’s the full cast:
Colby Keller as Daario Naharis
Damien Crosse and Christopher Daniels as Oberyn Martell and Olyvar
Colby Keller and Toby Dutch as Daario Naharis and Daenerys Targaryen
Toby Dutch as Daenerys Targaryen
Paul Walker and Dato Foland as Loras Tyrell and Renly Baratheon
theviagrafalls
this just left me with some serious hard-on – the only thing that Id change would be the guy playing Olyvar – Olyvar is wayy too damn hot – way too nordic – way tooo much of an ephebo – to be represented by that ill-manered actor [consider *I know* you guys **enjoy** those brute gym guys]
Billy Budd
Looks interesting. I still watch porn.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/6709646/All-men-watch-porn-scientists-find.html
Mezaien
Well of course! %99 of the hottest men in movies are HOMO way to go loves.
Frank
As much as I may like porn occasionally, why does the writing always take a back seat to all the bare backing? 2% story and 98% sex is not what all the gays want. You would think the sexploitation business would have finally figured that out by now, and spent a few dollars to hire a few capable writers.
And Gay of Thrones? REALLY? How about Gayme of Thrones or Throne Gaymes? I just want to barf at the complete lack of any real creativity in porn.
Ogre Magi
The porn parody actors are not nearly as good looking as the actors in the original