GAME OF SEX

PHOTOS: ‘Game Of Thrones’ Actors And Their Gay Porn Counterparts

paul and dato as loras and renlyIf you’ve been reading or watching Game of Thrones you know it’s pretty pornographic already. So if anyone was going to take that IP and make it even more pornographic, it would have to be actual professional pornographers.

And that’s just what Men.com has done! For some reason it took four seasons of the actual show, but now at last they’ve made the porn parody of GoT that we’ve all been waiting for. It’s just the thing to span the long gap between now and the start of Season 5 sometime next year.

It’s called Gay of Thrones, not to be confused with the Funny or Die thing of the same name.

Just like the HBO series, Men.com is  releasing episodes one week at a time. There are four segments, releasing on July 4, 11, 18, and 25. Each episode pairs up some characters from the show, some of whom have been imaginatively eroticized by Men.com.

For example, of course there’s the obligatory shaving shot of the characters parodying Loras and Renly. And of course they expand on the dalliance between Oberyn and hooker-spy Olyvar. And delightfully, they also throw in some sexytime between Daario and Daenerys, with Daenerys crossplayed as a man.

We’ve put together a little side-by side of the Men.com cast and the HBO cast. Hopefully this series will lead to more! We’d love to see a male Cersei meeting Jamie for a forbidden tryst; Podrick revealing the technique that made him so popular with whores; Ramsay taunting Theon with a little forced chastity; boy-Brienne swearing fealty to man-Catelyn; Joffrey taunting an on-all-fours Hound until he snaps and turns the tables on the twink king; and the Mountain doing, well, pretty much anything.

And the opportunities with all-male Sand Snakes are beyond counting.

Check out the comparisons below, watch the vids, and cross your fingers for a second season from Men.com. Here’s the full cast:

Colby-Keller-as-Daario-Naharis

Colby Keller as Daario Naharis

Damien-Crosse-and-Christopher-Daniels-as-Oberyn-Martell-and-Olyvar

Damien Crosse and Christopher Daniels as Oberyn Martell and Olyvar

Colby-Keller-and-Toby-Dutch-as-Daario-Naharis-and-Daenerys-Targaryen

Colby Keller and Toby Dutch as Daario Naharis and Daenerys Targaryen

Toby-Dutch-as-Daenerys-Targaryen

Toby Dutch as Daenerys Targaryen

Paul-Walker-and-Dato-Foland as-Loras-Tyrell-and Renly-Baratheon

Paul Walker and Dato Foland as Loras Tyrell and Renly Baratheon

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