PHOTOS: You’ve probably never heard of Stuart Tomlinson since he’s a goalie for Burton Albion. But what about Rupert Paddington Gomez? Besides being the greatest fake name we’ve heard in ages, it’s Tomlinson’s nom de modeling. And not just any modeling: nude and erotic modeling.
The Sun described Stu’s career path in snarky detail:
The muscle-bound shot stopper has been working as a male model for the past four years after he was approached by a London-based agency.
Stuart, 27, has appeared on the cover of Men’s Health magazine twice and promotes his saucy sideline on a website filled with photos of him flexing his oiled-up muscles while wearing the tiniest budgie smugglers known to man.
Anyone interested in hiring the goalie – or rather Rupert – for a modelling assignment will get a lot for their money – he’s willing to strip nude for the right price and his “services” include “bodypaint”, “glamour” and even “erotic”.
Tomlinson, for his part, remains practical about his second job.
“The modelling’s only been a part-time thing. The shoots only last for a couple of hours and it is an easy way to make a bit of extra money,” he said, adding, “I get caned by the lads about it all the time – those pictures have ruined me in the dressing room.”
We could make caning jokes till the cows come home, as well as make reference to ruining Stuart in the dressing room, but everyone would probably rather just salivate over his modeling pictures. You can check out more at his Model Mayhem profile.
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