It was a tough day out on the field, but win or lose, a team is about camaraderie, connection and lots of shenanigans.
With the Rio Olympics close on the horizon, let’s take a moment to pay tribute to the time-honored tradition of homoeroticism in the locker room — a place that seems sexy until you visit the one at your local gym and all potential appeal vanishes with one inhalation through the nostrils.
But still, it doesn’t hurt to look:
h/t Buzzfeed
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Billy Budd
Many many many soccer players in Brazil are bisexual. It is like a tradition. They routinely have sex orgies with their buddies and hired hookers.
Xzamilio
Sooooo… nothing happens? Okay.
ingyaom
It’s a man’s world.
rand503
@Billy Budd: Thanks for adding another dimension to my fantasies.
crowebobby
Ahhhh, the loose tightie-whities! Even better than full-frontal.
Chris
If they’re showering wearing clothing, as is the case with some of these pictures, then it’s all being staged.
Paco
Was this supposed to be sexually exciting? Guys in a locker room, clothed and not doing anything remotely sexual. I don’t get it.