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PHOTOS: What Goes On In Pro Soccer Locker Rooms When The Game Is Over

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It was a tough day out on the field, but win or lose, a team is about camaraderie, connection and lots of shenanigans.

With the Rio Olympics close on the horizon, let’s take a moment to pay tribute to the time-honored tradition of homoeroticism in the locker room — a place that seems sexy until you visit the one at your local gym and all potential appeal vanishes with one inhalation through the nostrils.

But still, it doesn’t hurt to look:

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h/t Buzzfeed

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