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PHOTOS: Going Darker With Parker

MORNING GOODS — Last time we saw Parker Hurley, he was ringing in Christmas early. Then he had to literally force us to lust after him and illegally put his attraction on display, so we locked him up on our computer screen right here.

By:           editor editor
On:           Apr 15, 2010
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  • 18 Comments
    • Jack
      Jack

      Dear god, that first pic… :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

      Apr 15, 2010 at 6:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • OH Charlie
      OH Charlie

      HOTT!!!! DAMN!!!…Queerty, GREAT job in bring him back….AWESOME body, GREAT looking guy and ink…LOVE pic #19, that says it all for me

      Apr 15, 2010 at 7:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Drew
      Drew

      DA-YUM!! what a sexy man. I normally would complain about lack of thumbnails (which is still true), but I was hoping that one of the clicks would produce a naked Parker. Smokin’ HoT !!!

      Apr 15, 2010 at 7:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mikeandrewsdantescove
      mikeandrewsdantescove

      Love the hand placement, pubic line and dramatic pose. Hate the tattoos. It’s too distracting.

      JJ
      http://jjadams928.blogspot.com/

      Apr 15, 2010 at 7:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      @OH Charlie: #19 is very nice. Just goes to show you, it depends on the photo, because I’ve seen another pic of this dude, same pose and he doesn’t look as hot.

      I do like #1. A lot.

      Apr 15, 2010 at 7:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james p. p.
      james p. p.

      oh, leave his tattoos alone. so he likes the ocean with seagulls… and… Medusa… and… Lady Gaga’s spine in the “Bad Romance” video. He’s still beautiful with gorgeous smile.

      And those wrist and ankle bands seem less like tattoos and more on instructional restraint placement… so i think it’s all HOT HOT HOT…

      Apr 15, 2010 at 8:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brad
      Brad

      Oh. My. God. Not gonna leave me computer for a few hours now. Thanks!!!

      Apr 15, 2010 at 8:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      Parker is quite handsome, and a killer body, but the pictures are too self-consciously ‘arty.’ I suspect there’s a much better set waiting to be done by some photographer less interested in imposing his own personality on his subject.

      I hope too, that a day is coming when handsome young men like Parker realize they look a lot better without all that shitty ink on them. That’s just the thing: everybody’s doing it; what once had been the province of the occasional, genuine maverick is now so commonplace it’s a bow to conformity itself.

      When they disrobe in gay porn now and are virtually covered all over, my first thought always is to wonder what prison they were in and how recently they got out.

      I won’t live to see it but there’s a whole nursing home generation coming of stooped people on walkers with faded ink all over sagging, wrinkled skin. It ain’t gonna be pretty.

      Apr 15, 2010 at 10:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • demonW
      demonW

      All those who love tatts…

      *raises paw

      Apr 15, 2010 at 1:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DR
      DR

      “When they disrobe in gay porn now and are virtually covered all over, my first thought always is to wonder what prison they were in and how recently they got out.”

      stereotype much, dvlaries?

      Apr 15, 2010 at 3:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • edgyguy1426
      edgyguy1426

      as soon as I get to the page with the ‘ad’ I’m done.

      Apr 15, 2010 at 5:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LALAcleveland
      LALAcleveland

      …..i’ve never been jealous of a chair before….

      Apr 15, 2010 at 5:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Old Saggy
      Old Saggy

      Yeah, the tats are so hot, now. Do they ever think about the future? I saw an 80 year old man with his whole arm done, wrinkled sagging skin. You couldn’t even tell what it used to be, all bled into each other, discolored & wrinkled. Yikes!

      Apr 15, 2010 at 6:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      a very erotic man with nice big arms…very sexy….

      Apr 15, 2010 at 7:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      hawt guy…relax about the tats..you can’t see them in the dark anyways…

      Apr 15, 2010 at 7:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ChrisM
      ChrisM

      Agree completely about #19. This man is gorgeous.

      And I think tattoos are sexy. Sure, they won’t look so good when he’s old. But who looks good when they’re skin is sagging anyway?

      Apr 15, 2010 at 11:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Frozen North
      Frozen North

      It was all good, until the spine tattoo.

      The problem with ‘em is that people just don’t know when to stop. They go one tattoo too far, and suddenly they’re catering to a niche market.

      On another front, does any one else hate the way these galleries load? The “Next” button really shouldn’t reload the whole damn page. 27 full page reloads for this guy! It’s a testimony to his hotness that I bothered. Usually I’m over it by page 15.

      Apr 16, 2010 at 12:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • geoffrey ZuHone
      geoffrey ZuHone

      you could always hold control (or command if your a mac) and then click the links in succession……you have 27 tabs then and they’ll all be loaded after like you wait for two of em……. i know, im a genius lol

      May 4, 2010 at 7:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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