Queerty is better as a member
I’d like to see Colton Horizontal! I’d milk him down on the farm or elsewhere!
Forget about the farm, we’ll just go down on Colton anywhere.
Really, this is the best art you could do? These photos blow. It’s nothing we all haven’t seen a million times.
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