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PHOTOS: Hereeeee’s Carson!

MORNING GOODS — Yep, there’s a lot of muscle on Brian Carson. The 44-year-old Men’s Workout model spends his days toiling away at a sports medicine practice. But at night, well, we imagine he’s just like this. (Photos: eyecapture, I Must Be Dead, Jason Ellis, Peter Salama)

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On:           Dec 21, 2009
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No. 1 · SouLKid

Those veins are not sexy at all.
Shouldn’t a 44 year old be cutting off the hours he spends at the gym?

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 9:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · terrwill · Member · 2441 comments

Kudos to the excellent shape for 44yo, sorry those huge freakin
veins are a deal killa…………….

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 9:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · dk

SouLKid

Shouldn’t a 44 year old be cutting off the hours he spends at the gym?

WTF? Why yes you are absolutely right. We in our 40′s just spend time eating soup and hobbling around on our walkers waiting for our next diaper change…

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 10:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Joseph

Yuck! I just threw up a bit in my mouth:s

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 10:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · hardmannyc · Member · 1071 comments

Wow. Just wow. He’s probably juicing, but so what? The results are FABULOUS.

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 10:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · RD

He looks like He Man action figure from when I was a kid. Yuck!

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 10:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Michael

Jaw dropping. Must..! Get..! To gym..! Right now!!!

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 11:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Kyle

He’s so gross even his veins are trying to escape him.

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 11:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Chance

I think I know why you guys aren’t comfortable with veins. The way I understand it, you can’t really see veins when you’re diabetically obese. But while they may seem strange to you, those are, in fact, the things that carry the blood to your toes. So they don’t have to be amputated when your ankle fat starts tingling. Fitness is fun!

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 11:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Josh NYC

Oh no, Fat people protesting a Fit guy again?

Look, it’s very easy:

FAT is LAZY
FAT is UNHEALTHY
FAT is UNATTRACTIVE

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 12:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · McShane

While I’m not a fan of huge muscle development-sexually that is, Im’sure that If he’s a sport’s medicne doctor he’s doing something he likes in a healthy way (cardiovascular. dev) Some people see weight lifting as a sport.

That is a great face!

In tune with what DK (above said) It seems kind of pathetic to see men 40+ working at getting fat and unappreciative of what they do have.”spend time eating soup and hobbling around on our walkers waiting for our next diaper change”.

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 12:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Josh NYC

@ SoulKid:

Should it be “Fat” SoulKid?

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 12:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Paul

Well that’s definitely a ‘roid body but i like it, veins and all!

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 12:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · terrwill · Member · 2441 comments

‘Roid guys have minus’ instead ‘o penises! : P

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 12:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 15 · hardmannyc · Member · 1071 comments

^^^ I’ve been with several guys who do ‘roids, and I can say that that’s the comment of someone who has not.

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 1:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 16 · Austin

I think he’s gorgeous, veins or no,
but seriously, He’s Orange!

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 2:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 17 · mark

Striking face and chest, but too veiny in the arms and legs.

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 2:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 18 · Stenar

GROSS. Too much time in the gym. He could’ve been defined and muscular, but laid off the weights a while ago.

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 2:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 19 · terrwill · Member · 2441 comments

No. 14 · hardmannyc: I neva been wit one waaay too big
for my desires…..is it also false that the nutbag actually contains raisins? and that you can pretend you are reaing braile by running hands over the backcne??? : P

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 2:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 20 · Republican

Look, he’s a little overly muscular for my taste too, but some of you complain even when the guy is just a nicely ripped jock (which is perfectly healthy and attractive), so I don’t know what would please some of you. Rush Limbaugh in a speedo?

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 2:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 21 · Chance

Oh Republican, you make me weak in the knees.

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 2:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 22 · terrwill · Member · 2441 comments

No. 19 · Republican: Oh Gawd, I just lost my lunch! Thinking
about Rush Windbag in a speedo ;-{

ps: He is my choice for the next rightwing-nutbag lunatic
to be dragged outta his self hating closet………

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 3:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 23 · hardmannyc · Member · 1071 comments

Terriwill: Sometimes true about the nutbag, depends on where they are in cycle, how much, personal medical history, testosterone level, etc.

As for “running hands over backbone”: If you mean they’re sinuous and veiny, yeah. But I like a lack of body fat :)

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 4:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 24 · alan brickman

Jealous, jealous, jealous…

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 7:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 25 · Suburban · Member · 524 comments

There is such agism here anymore, are you supposed to die after 40, and I’m not even 40 yet. I think he has a great body, he should be very proud of it and show it off!!

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 8:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 26 · Nick

Definie hair issues

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 8:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 27 · drresol

Well, he’s obviously a good-looking man (else he wouldn’t be featured on MG)…he’s a bit over-muscled for my tastes, but I’ll concede that that is simply my personal tastes; others may find that very attractive. To each his own. But man…those veins…I won’t even call them unattractive. They look bizzare and alien. This is the first MG who made me feel a bit squeamish.

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 10:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 28 · David

He’s a beautiful man, but, he’s taken it a few steps too far. Bring the body fat up a couple % to minimize the vascularity. You have to admire the work he has put in though. They would love him if he ever has to check in to the hospital, they have a bunch of veins to choose from.

Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 11:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 29 · Darryl

Good-looking guy, but like so many men, he’s stuck in the decade of his 20′s – which was the 80s. Too tan, too much muscularity and a little too cheesey. Slim down a bit, get a haircut and let the tan fade dude! Try not to look so self-possessed, also – you’ll be much more attractive..

Posted: Dec 22, 2009 at 2:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 30 · Tackel

#10 @ Josh NYC

The same things could be said about a STERIOD user.

1. Steroids are the LAZY mans way out.
2. Steriods can be unhealthy.
3.And while the model does heve a good looking face, the body is unattractive.

And at his age,if he chooses to come off the roids and go nutural, his body skin is gonna sag like you would not believe. Seen it many of times. Steriods destroy collagen.

Posted: Dec 22, 2009 at 8:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 31 · Mike

Almost 2010 and gay men are still insulting each other.

Posted: Dec 22, 2009 at 5:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 32 · Ted B. (Charging Rhino)

Screw the complainers…have him wrapped and placed under my tree.

Posted: Dec 23, 2009 at 9:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 33 · Suburban · Member · 524 comments

@ Ted B, thanks for that. The critism over his age, is this what I have to look forward in a few years, very depressing…I would kill to look 1/2 that good at any age.

Posted: Dec 23, 2009 at 9:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 34 · jockstrapping · Member · 1 comments

A little too overdeveloped but I can live with it. Sadly, he chooses to dress like a 20-year-old. He would be infinitely more sexy in a pair of boardshorts or trunks rather than some quasi-International Male get up.

Posted: Dec 25, 2009 at 7:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 35 · BB

So sad to hear such mean comments about a delightful man who puts health & fitness first..Really boys..you only wish you had that face, bod and skin. No matter the age.
Take a look around and see the fat on most people who are wayyyy to lazy to do anything about it.
I think it should be mandatory for one to post their own half naked body pixs on here when they make a comment..and lets all see what you look like..lol. I am sure it would be a Saturday Night Live comedy show!

Posted: Oct 19, 2011 at 11:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 36 · BB

So sad to hear such mean comments about a delightful man who puts health & fitness first..Really boys..you only wish you had that face, bod and skin. No matter the age.
Take a look around and see the fat on most people who are wayyyy to lazy to do anything about it.
I think it should be mandatory for one to post their own half naked body pix’s on here when they make a comment..and lets all see what you look like..lol.
I am sure it would be a Saturday Night Live comedy show!

Posted: Oct 19, 2011 at 11:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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