MORNING GOODS — Romania native Enea Cristian is a burgeoning fitness model who competes in the camp-tastic Musclemania Natural Bodybuilding Championships. But something tells us he'll never be competing wearing something like this. (Photos: Dave Tiu)
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Quite a sturdy set to start the week with. Thanks too for weeding out any shots with females hanging on him.
Physically – lots of promise. No doubt he's a handsome guy with great body development. Too bad the styling is so awful it really ruins most of the pics. The hair is absurd and guy liner might work on the occasional musican, but not so much here.
Here are the comments from the BQs (bitter queens) pre-empting them:
• He'd look more manly with body hair
• He's too old
• He's too young
• He's too tall
• He's too short
• He uses steroids
• He won't age well
His veins are gross.
HARDMANNYC: He ALREADY didn't age well………. ;-P
Sorry a nice body does not make a hot man, this guy fell from the tippy top of the ugly tree and got hit in the face by every branch on the way down…………………
He should clip that hair short… would look nice on him sans guyliner.
Y'all quit hatin'. He's hot.
He's a burgeoning fitness model? Burgeoning? I don't think people burgeon.
Thanks Terrwil, left out the bitter "Butterface" complaint. (When they can't complain about the body, BQs always go for the face —even when they're as gorgeous as this guy).
I also left out:
• He spends all his time in the gym and isn't well read
(cuz, you know, the commenters on this thread have sat down with him and brought up Proust)
Hardman, you need to toughen up your skin. Sounds like you are becoming a victim of your own critique and are starting to sound like a BQ yourself… Otherwise hunky & hot Man-day delivery… my only complaint is the hair… would look much sexier with a 'hight & tight' doo… maybe even shaved, yes… shaved head for sure!!! He needs to embrace his inner Daddy!!! Sexy has nothing to do with age btw, it's how you present yourself at the age you are and how well you grow into your age… Seriously, who wants to be a twink forever???
Very sexy guy. Terrible photographer.
JR: I'm only making fun of the same-old same-old complaints. You're more than welcome to bitch about the lack of body hair, and I'm more than welcome to laugh about it. That's what the Internet is all about.
JESUS!
There's a Christian I could get behind….so to speak
Very sexy. Very handsome. I approve.
Thanks Queerty!
#3 shows off his great body, but the lighting sucks. #4, wow. going good until #7, looks like he hasn't slep in weeks. #15, those abs.
hasn't slept in weeks, sorry…
I want Christ, I mean, Crist in me! All I can think about is that beautiful, uncut cock that completes this beautiful specimen!
Romania native Enea Cristian — I think his head looks too small for his body.