It’s getting hot on the ice! Like we reported the other day, the Stanley Cup Finals are on and Chicago is going nuts over their Blackhawks (it’s easy to see why), in part because all their other teams suck. But Bostonians have their own reasons to be excited about hockey this year. One, they’re probably just happy to not be sheltering in place while SWAT teams and black helicopters roam the neighborhood looking for a tweeting, unarmed 19-year old (turns out stuff actually does happen when you’re high, Dzhokhar). Another is the beef quotient of their Bruins. Just look at those adoring fan boys: “His hands are so soft!” So here’s another purely subjective and superficial look at some would-be champions: these are the Boys of the Bruins.