Cherry Picking

PHOTOS: Hottest Men Of The Boston Bruins

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It’s getting hot on the ice! Like we reported the other day, the Stanley Cup Finals are on and Chicago is going nuts over their Blackhawks (it’s easy to see why), in part because all their other teams suck. But Bostonians have their own reasons to be excited about hockey this year. One, they’re probably just happy to not be sheltering in place while SWAT teams and black helicopters roam the neighborhood looking for a tweeting, unarmed 19-year old (turns out stuff actually does happen when you’re high, Dzhokhar). Another is the beef quotient of their Bruins. Just look at those adoring fan boys: “His hands are so soft!” So here’s another purely subjective and superficial look at some would-be champions: these are the Boys of the Bruins.

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Patrice Bergeron

Just look at him tape that stick.

Center

Number: 37

Height: 6′ 2″

Weight: 194

Shoots: Right

Age: 27

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Gregory Campell

I’ve never been an arm man, but…

Center

Number: 11

Height: 6′ 0″

Weight: 197

Shoots: Left

Age: 29

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David Krejci

Hi.

Center

Number: 46

Height: 6′ 0″

Weight: 188

Shoots: Right

Age: 27

 

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How sweet it is.

Center

Number: 19

Height: 6′ 1″

Weight: 182

Shoots: Right

Age: 21

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Nathan Horton

This guy rocks the buzzed head. Matt Damon needs to play him in the movie.

Right Wing

Number: 18

Height: 6′ 2″

Weight: 229

Shoots: Right

Age: 28

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Jordan Caron

It’s all fun and games until you get a super sexy scar over your left eye.

Right Wing

Number: 38

Height: 6′ 3″

Weight: 204

Shoots: Left

Age: 22

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Matt Bartkowski

Damn, Matt.

Defenseman

Number: 43

Height: 6′ 1″

Weight: 196

Shoots: Left

Age: 25

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Niklas Svedberg

I think I’m in love.

Goaltender

Number: 72

Height: 6′ 0″

Weight: 176

Catches: Right

Age: 23

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Adam McQuaid

Do you shower in the locker room or do you wait to get home? Are you going home now? Where are you going?

Defenseman

NumberR: 54

Height: 6′ 4″

Weight: 197

Shoots: Right

Age: 26

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Andrew Ference

Is anyone else feeling faint?

Defenseman

Number: 21

Height: 5′ 11″

Weight: 189

Shoots: Left

Age: 34

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Zdeno Chara

You see his stats? Do not fuck with this guy.

Defenseman

Number: 33

Height: 6′ 9″

Weight: 255

Shoots: Left

Age: 36

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