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PHOTOS: Hunx And Hunks Rock Out At Cockfight in L.A.

Cockfight, the queer-rock night held every last Wednesday at the Cha Cha Louge in L.A.’s Silverlake neighborhood, always draws a good crowd—and unique DJs. Last time we caught the party, promoters Simon Cantlon and Bryan Wilson brought porn director Chi Chi LaRue in to work the booth. This past Wednesday night it was the charming Hunx of Hunx and his Punx spinning pop and rock classics to a capacity crowd—including pit crew member Shawn Morales from RuPaul’s Drag Race (above).  We love Chi Chi, but Hunx and Shawn are definitely easier on the eyes.

Click through for more photos from Cockfight at the Cha Cha Lounge in Silverlake

Photos: Rolling Blackouts

By:           Dan Avery
On:           May 1, 2012
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  • 122 Comments
    • Timmeeeyyy!!!
      Timmeeeyyy!!!

      Fabulous! But how did they get everyone from Brooklyn to fly out to LA?

      May 1, 2012 at 7:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Larkin
      Larkin

      That tiki lounge bar is extremely tacky.

      May 1, 2012 at 7:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RJM
      RJM

      I love the Cha Cha Lounge!! Will have to go to Cockfight sometime

      May 1, 2012 at 9:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Truthful
      Truthful

      everyone looks so greasy in these photos

      May 1, 2012 at 9:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ggreen
      ggreen

      Men with what looks like untrimmed pubic hair on their faces,wearing girls jeans, clown shoes and trucker hats. Klassy!

      May 1, 2012 at 10:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark
      mark

      Looks pretty lame, and not very rock-n-roll, the dj is holding a Spice Girls record. Though the guy in the Slayer tee is kinda hot.

      May 1, 2012 at 11:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ross
      Ross

      Did everyone miss that Courtney Love (pic. 14) was there?

      May 1, 2012 at 11:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eddy
      Eddy

      All I see are white people… in my old hood, le sigh!

      May 1, 2012 at 2:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tony
      Tony

      Why are most people always throwing shade on Queerty? This is the 3rd time I’ve checked it out because my favorite parties are featured along with pictures of my friends and it’s almost always rude comments… :-(
      Last time it was because my friends and acquaintances weren’t “bear enough/too bearish” and the time before that it was because the people photographed weren’t “Folsom” enough…. whatever that means….
      Oh you queens of shallow wit.

      May 1, 2012 at 2:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • realgay
      realgay

      The first pic is of pit crew member Shawn Morales from RuPaul’s Drag Race.

      Ross, that is not Courtney Love.

      May 1, 2012 at 8:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tony
      Tony

      @Dan:
      I know exactly what it means in terms. All I’m saying is that it’s retarded to subgategorize within the community because all you end up with are bitchy queens complaining about people having too much hair and how it’s disgusting when it’s a “bear party.” With that said, i just feel some people just play with the cards they dealt; by description; I by no means fall into the “bear” category but that’s what I’m into and people post negatively about that.
      All I’m getting at is there are a lot of judgey queens that should just back off. There’s an EVENT that brings people together that wouldnt meet under normal circumstances to have fun and enjoy each other’s company… let it be.
      Fyi to the other guy. that whole miller lite thing was a promo the company was promoting that night dumb-dumb.

      May 1, 2012 at 8:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      This crap is so tired.

      May 1, 2012 at 9:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • w.e.
      w.e.

      That guy looks like he’s from the seventies, which is hot cuz seventies guys were amazing.

      May 1, 2012 at 9:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      “Parties” have cake. This is a crappy dance night for mean-girl hipster gays.

      Also, when did being a “dj” become an occupation or something to be proud of?

      May 1, 2012 at 9:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike
      Mike

      Tony you and your friends should just stay home if you don’t know what it means to be “Too bearish/not bearish enough” or “Not Folsom enough”. These guys look as though they don’t know the first thing about actually being masculine at all, and the trucker hats and Miller lite t-shirts just make them look like they’re trying way too hard to look like rednecks and frat boys when in reality they’re just rich trust fund hipsters. L.A., NYC, and SF are full of guys like this. LOL what’s with the DJ holding a spice girls record? This isn’t the late 90s.

      May 1, 2012 at 9:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James
      James

      LOL this is the best “party” or “event” that Chi Chi La Rue could come up with? Chi chi gives all LGBT people a bad name and makes boring porns.

      May 1, 2012 at 10:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ChristopherM
      ChristopherM

      When did looking like you should be in a van marked “free candy” parked across from an elementary school become cute?

      May 1, 2012 at 10:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hi There I'm Tom
      Hi There I'm Tom

      What I see mostly in this comment section are a bunch of uptight little bitches that probably spend most of their nights at home watching too much porn and episodes of Glee. For fucks sake, it’s some pictures of people having fun at a bar and for some reason it makes people angry. Honestly, people that are talking shit are so obviously filled with embarrassment within themselves for whatever reason. What else would possibly cause this kind of animosity? lmao

      May 1, 2012 at 10:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hi There I'm Tom
      Hi There I'm Tom

      @Mike:

      seriously, what the fuck does it mean to be masculine and when did you become the gatekeeper?

      May 1, 2012 at 10:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike
      Mike

      Tom, being masculine means being yourself, thinking for yourself, and being a regular guy, and not copying any sort of fashions for an event like these guys are clearly doing. Dressing up and looking like you’re pretending to work in a blue collar job and slumming when you’re a hipster, and not wearing clothing that’s made by alcohol companies when you’ve been out of college for decades and are trying yet failing to recapture your youth and act like a teenager.

      May 1, 2012 at 11:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jay
      Jay

      LOL reality nailed it! These guys are hipster homos and they’re the type who think that they’re masculine or what we used to call butch but then they open their mouths and flowers of velor pop out and it’s all “MAAAAAARY!”

      May 1, 2012 at 11:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PhockMyLife
      PhockMyLife

      What I’m reading above looks like a bunch of cunty WeHo comments.

      Brunch at the Abbey, anyone?

      ;)~~~

      May 1, 2012 at 11:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      These idiots all act like they are doing something new or special. Ironic mustaches, ill-fitting clothes, and stupid kitschy t-shirts on a bunch of ridiculous hipster assholes who call everyone else catty, but are the most judgmental idiots going. The “dj’s” play “deep soul”, crappy funk, or the soundtracks to blaxploitation films and we’re supposed to think they’re somehow cutting edge. No one cares about your stupid obscure record collection. Get a real job.

      Also, I just want to reiterate that crappy dance nights are not “parties”. They’re just gatherings of like-minded narcissists to stand around or dance awkwardly and then tag each other in photos on Facebook.

      Can we please have something else?

      May 1, 2012 at 11:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tony
      Tony

      @Hi There I’m Tom: THANK YOU!
      @reality: sounds like someone got picked last for Dodge ball a few too many times… keep staying home playing WOW
      @James: . Chi chi doesn’t throw this event, she just DJ’d there last month. Learn to read.
      @Mike: Miller lite was there promoting their stuff. The guys wearing it actually work FOR them.

      May 1, 2012 at 11:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Tony: That’s what catty girls say to people who call them out on their bullshit. Did I strike a nerve?

      Can’t wait to join all of my favorite gay friends who are celebrities in their own minds at the next “party” with a suggestive name like “Buttcrack is Whack!” at the local gay bar. Let me guess, DJ Shitstache will be spinning deep soul, “junk/trunk/funk”, and “disco sexxx” while douchebags in jean shorts, nerd glasses, and those tunic-style muscle shirts make fun of what I’M wearing or act like I don’t deserve to live because I don’t have my kneecaps tattooed.

      You’re almost as bad as the fucking muscle queens or the bears. Almost.

      May 1, 2012 at 11:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HomophobicHomo
      HomophobicHomo

      @reality — you’re gross.

      May 2, 2012 at 12:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tony
      Tony

      @reality: I’m not being catty, I’m just clarifying any misunderstandings.
      I think you’re sort of missing the point so allow me to enlighten you just a little bit… the gay community is really small. I have randomly met guys in like, SF and Seattle that know my some of my friends in LA… it can be tiiiinyyyyyy… a lot of these people meet at these events, become friends, so of course go to the same other “events.”
      I can admit. It’s very clicky/sceney, and I’m not defending all those photographed by any means… but in a sense, with most of the regulars, it’s almost like a social club. These “events” are for friends+acquaintances to meet up. Some times the music is god awful, but it hardly matters because you’re there with your friends anyway.

      May 2, 2012 at 12:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeSF
      MikeSF

      LMAO once again reality nails it! Hanging out with gay/LGBT hipsters in a bar who are all famous in their own mind only, and who are just going to constantly update their status on facebook/twitter about the event is not my idea of a fun time.

      I live in SF and events like the one above as well as the ones for bears and muscle queens get boring very fast and I can think of a million other things I’d rather be doing so I don’t go to them anymore.

      May 2, 2012 at 1:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marcus
      Marcus

      No way! Urban gay white male trust fund hipsters being cliquey, bitchy, and being total scenesters?!

      May 2, 2012 at 2:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JohnG
      JohnG

      There’s a brown dude in pic #7!

      May 2, 2012 at 2:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Tony: Tony, a real social club was, historically, by nature a clique of well-heeled, well-groomed, well-mannered, and most importantly, intelligent and educated people. They’d sit and test each other’s rhetorical skills by talking extempore regarding real subjects; you know, things that don’t have to do with coachella, Azalea Banks, the new madonna record, which gay cruise ship has the hottest guys, and which diseased, “vascular hunk” is the hottest in Treasure Island Media.

      The historical model of real social clubs doesn’t sound much more fun than hanging out with vapid hipster gays, but I just don’t think comparing these shitty dance nights to an actual social club is really an apt comparison, though they do share the same smarmy, elitist attitude, so you have that going.

      I appreciate that to you, it’s just a gathering of your friends. From the outside, it looks like a bunch of ridiculous assholes who, though marginalized as gay people by society, have zero problem marginalizing others who don’t fit into their stupid clique.

      May 2, 2012 at 9:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tony
      Tony

      I can assure you I have never discussed ANY of those things.
      Speaking for myself only, the reason I tend to run with this flock is because when I would go out when i was younger; WeHo was a MUCH more superficial/shallow/pretentious crowd; where you’d meet someone and all they’d talk about is work and Britney Spears this, Lindsay Lohan that. At the time, this is what LA meant to me and i really hated it. WeHo is much more snobbier and lets face it, who the hell wants to pay $15 for a drink? Plus I’ll take disco over top 40′s any day. Same as when i go out in SF, I’ll stay away from the Castro gays and stick more towards Tenderloin/SOMA crowd because you get all the SF pretentious wrapped up in a god awful West Hollywood ass.
      In a sense we can be a little snobby or mean, but again, speaking for myself, I can be a little snobby when WeHo type guys rain in on my parade, because lets face it, they have a BLOCK full of their bars on the other side of the freeway and i would rather not hear about who worked in production on Glee or some idiot show on Bravo.
      Personally, as a concept, I am an antithesis to what WeHo means to me, and I’m not the only one.

      May 2, 2012 at 10:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PhockMyLife
      PhockMyLife

      @Tony:

      “and I would rather not hear about who worked in production on Glee…”

      <3!!!!

      May 2, 2012 at 11:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Tony: I’m not claiming superiority for the WeHO types, either. But they aren’t the ones who are claiming to be an “alternative” to the WeHO vapidness, hipster ho-downs like this are claiming to be that alternative. I’m just saying that it’s the same shitty vapidness in more embarrassing clothing.

      May 2, 2012 at 11:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Christopher
      Christopher

      I think the whole problem is with the TITLES/HEADLINES which Queerity labels their photos with. “HUNKS” “SKIN” “whatever makes one expect very attractive, buff bodies”.
      Then,it is without fail just average guys (NOTHING wrong with that!); but it sets up an expectation that ALWAYS falls FLAT.
      Wake up Queerity. Don’t promise and consistently not deliver.

      Not a thing wrong with pics of just average guys having fun –it’s wonderful.
      I believe the criticism of appearances is in contrast to the ridiculous terms Queerity
      uses to try to ‘ramp-up’ their articles.

      Stop it Queerity, just stop it already.

      May 2, 2012 at 11:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HomophobicHomo
      HomophobicHomo [Different person #1 using similar name]

      @Christopher: do you have eyes? Hunx (not Hunks) is the name of the dj… it’s not a buzzword QUEERTY is using to prepare you for a sleazy photo album (in this case). So, it’s kind of appropriate for them to use his name in the title of the album, right?

      Also, Queer*i*ty? Like, how did you even find this photo gallery to leave stupid comments if you can’t even get the name of the website right 4 times?

      Yikes.

      May 2, 2012 at 12:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality [Different person #1 using similar name]

      All I’m saying is that when I go to sex clubs like Flex or the Slammer to bareback and PNP with a bunch of strangers, the men aren’t wearing ironic t-shirts. Also, REAL gays don’t like to hear Black Flag while drinking $3 beers, so that confirms this party/club night/event or whatever is DUMB.

      I’m done here.

      May 2, 2012 at 12:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • t money
      t money

      i dont understand why anyone would have a problem with how people choose to dress or party. i by no means look like these guys, but i can appreciate their unique sense of style. also, i dont think anyone of them is trying to be “butch” they are just being themselves. they like certain clothes, hair styles and they go with it. we actually live in a pretty conservative world. including LA. most of these guys would be given weird looks outside of west hollywood (and within west hollywood apparently).

      its time to just let people be. who cares what they wear, or what they listen to.
      except that for some reason i think there would be catty/queeny comments however these guys looked. well maybe not if they were A/F model type guys. either way get out of your box and play in someone elses for once. life is happier… and you wont spend so much time lowering your selfworth by trying to diminsh others.

      May 2, 2012 at 1:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • venomtee
      venomtee

      @mark: That Spice Girls record happened right after a Budgie record, and right before a Crass record (and a Chipmunks version of “Jessie’s Girl”). Take that however you like. Why are you guys all so mad? If it’s because you live on the east coast and wish you were here, I totally understand. But if you’re in LA,(even West Hollywood!)come on down! Last Wednesday of every month…Drink Specials, Free Foosball, great tunes, and friendly guys of all types. Seriously. Girls just wanna have fun.

      May 2, 2012 at 5:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David
      David

      Christopher, these are not average guys at all. They’re white hipsters and WeHo trash who think that they’re being alternative, unique, or even edgy when they’re just mindless conformist urban gay men.

      May 2, 2012 at 7:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality [Different person #1 using similar name]

      @David:

      You’re is a pedophile. :)

      May 2, 2012 at 7:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HomophobicHomo
      HomophobicHomo [Different person #2 using similar name]

      this entire thread is a mess, and makes me want to go to the night even more than before.

      May 2, 2012 at 7:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mess
      mess

      i’m a mess and i love this thread and this night!

      \m/

      May 2, 2012 at 9:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Christopher
      Christopher

      Dear No. 33 · HomophobicHomo [Different person #1 using similar name];
      I thought the tone of my comment was very nice/kind, why are you so bent on reaming everyone? Criticizing spelling for g’s sake??!
      In case YOU don’t have eyes the word “hunk” IS in the title, isn’t it? >>YIKES is RIGHT<<!!
      Look back at the tiles to past 'photo album' offerings, and you will see that I am making a very valid point.
      Oh, and I will save you the effort of criticizing me for not knowing how to use the comments section correctly to refer back to your blunder. Guess I must have a life other than putting others down….

      May 2, 2012 at 10:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PoppersQueen
      PoppersQueen

      We’re all sluts! What does it matter if it’s a party full of 40-year-old dudes at the Abbey dressed in Abercrombie trying to drag hairless college students back to their condos, or 25-year-olds wearing metal shirts and tight jeans?

      Shut up and go wherever you like!

      May 2, 2012 at 10:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hi There I'm Tom
      Hi There I'm Tom

      @reality: What are you so angry about? Which ironic hipster hurt you the most? You’re coming off as insanely bitter. I’m embarrassed for you.

      May 3, 2012 at 12:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Hi There I’m Tom: It’s not that I’m angry, I’m just bored with our ridiculous culture and the stupid people and stupid ideas and stupid identities that we’re told we should be interested in or inspired by.

      Why do gay men throw the term “bitter” at any other gay man who doesn’t want to join the “pride” parade that was bought and paid for by Bud Lite? Why am I “bitter” if I don’t think your stupid disco mustache hipster dance night is “new” or “inventive” or even something that sounds fun? I’m “bitter” because I don’t think your “alternative” night life that is supposed to be “where there are no cliques or ‘cool people’” is actually just another dumb gay hierarchy?

      Gay men can’t take criticism very well and I think it’s because we have been taught by GLAAD and HRC that we are permanent victims who should never have to have their morals checked or their behavior questioned ever again–to do so would somehow infringe on our “civil rights”. So, then all criticism sounds to our community like an anti-civil rights movement just waiting to steal your nipple clamps? Give me a fucking break.

      And I guess this makes me “self-hating”, too? Well, I’m not a republican, but I can understand why some gay guys become republicans by dealing with the way many gay men conduct themselves. We DEMAND acceptance from heterosexuals, but expect everyone to fit into clean, neat boxes that we can check off to search for them on manhunt or grindr or adam4adam or bareback.com or whatever you do.

      I’m not hurt or angry, just annoyed and disappointed.

      May 3, 2012 at 11:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PoppersQueen
      PoppersQueen

      @reality: wow, you sound really depressed…

      :(

      May 3, 2012 at 11:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gayguytradingcards
      gayguytradingcards

      @PoppersQueen: Thanks for proving my point, shitbag.

      May 3, 2012 at 12:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PoppersQueen
      PoppersQueen [Different person #1 using similar name]

      @gayguytradingcards: you’re welcome! :)!!!

      meet me @ Flex 2night if you’d like to treat me.

      thnx

      May 3, 2012 at 12:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality: why you so bitter, bro?

      May 3, 2012 at 12:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RunBMC
      RunBMC

      @reality – Sorry to disappoint, but this night (of which I have no stake or claim) is about as close to an alternative to the east or west side gay scene that you are going to get in LA. The Cha-Cha Lounge – overlit as it is in these photos – is a bit of a hipster bar, complete with the explosion of ironic flea-market decor. But what it is NOT is a gay bar. The crowd on this night (and this night only) leans heavily toward the Gay, but it is usually a 3/4 split with the Straight. The music (generally rock/punk/new wave) is a much-welcome escape from the top-40 and House music onslaught prevalent everywhere in town (gay or straight). And if you can’t appreciate the hilarity of a dj (yes, a REAL job) dropping a Spice Girls track in the middle of a set, you have a long-overdue “fuck off” coming your way.

      May 3, 2012 at 4:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @RunBMC: You are probably a DJ and therefore a shiftless idiot. “Dropping” a Spice Girls song in the middle of a “set”? Groundbreaking. How ironic! See, here’s why it’s totally cool that he did that: you see, the Spice Girls were a pop group, heavily manufactured and produced. This is a dance night that plays “alternative” stuff like rock/punk/new wave, since you can’t find that in any “club” ANYWHERE, so when that Spice Girls track hits the needle, it’s so hilarious that the hilarity just makes everyone dance up an ironic storm while they’re judging everyone around them, instead of just swaying to rock/punk/new wave and judging people. So alternative.

      Being a DJ is a hobby. An embarrassing hobby. My butthole can do what you think it is you do.

      May 4, 2012 at 11:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality: wow, still so bitter, bro… did a dj not play your request, bro?

      was it Skrillex?

      :(

      May 4, 2012 at 12:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: Keep trying.

      May 4, 2012 at 12:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality: you seem to be disappointed with all of the parties/events everyone puts on, bro… do you like to parTy, bro??

      May 4, 2012 at 12:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro:Please stop talking.

      May 4, 2012 at 1:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality: not cool, bro… end this bitterness… we should all love each other as a whole. you goin’ to pride, or is that too played out?

      reality: the floats lack creativity.

      :(

      May 4, 2012 at 1:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: Keep trolling me. I said I’m not bitter. I’m bored and annoyed.

      May 4, 2012 at 1:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality: there’s always suicide, bro… ;)

      wanna come over and watch Heathers later?

      May 4, 2012 at 1:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: Take your own advice, please.

      May 4, 2012 at 1:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality: Zing!

      May 4, 2012 at 2:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: U MAD?

      May 4, 2012 at 2:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality: nahhh, just chillin’, bro… ‘sup with you?

      what did you think about Sharon Needles taking the crown?

      May 4, 2012 at 2:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: Meh, with no JuJuBee, what’s the point? Also, shut up.

      May 4, 2012 at 2:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality:

      check this out, bro… I think it will help you

      http://www.itgetsbetter.org/

      May 4, 2012 at 2:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: Thanks bro. Here’s one to help you, too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab0W0dNjX78

      May 4, 2012 at 2:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cay2dnuhcs

      ;-*

      May 4, 2012 at 2:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: Shut up, stupid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oklmiDS1C0c

      May 4, 2012 at 2:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality: you free today? I was thinking we could go to Claire’s Boutique and get fitted for matching BFF bracelets…??

      May 4, 2012 at 2:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: No thanks, I hate you, so that’s kind of why. You should go get this bracelet though and stick your head in it, forever: http://www.livetradingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/bear-trap1.jpg

      May 4, 2012 at 2:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality: did you hear that bear that fell out of the tree died?

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/04/bear-falls-from-tree-colorado_n_1477012.html

      :(

      May 4, 2012 at 2:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: Yeah, I heard. Why don’t you silk screen a tunic muscle shirt with the bear’s image on it and wear it to some shitty dance night? That’s a great way to show support.

      May 4, 2012 at 2:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      I only wear abercrombie polos, bro…

      hey, can we go private? I’m really into this… I’m pretty sure I know your S but what’s your A/L??

      May 4, 2012 at 2:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: die screaming you pig spawned trollop.

      May 4, 2012 at 3:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality: you used to be cool, bro, but this is totally NOT cool.

      May 4, 2012 at 4:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: This is boring. Almost as boring as the shitty dance night we were talking about. Are we done?

      May 4, 2012 at 8:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tony
      Tony

      @Sup_Bro: I think i know you…
      Btw, this thread just got amazing!!!!

      May 4, 2012 at 8:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality:

      Sorry, bro… it’s not over until gay marriage is legal in CA and we can be together like we’re supposed to be.

      Maybe those cockfight dudes will dj at our wedding??

      May 4, 2012 at 8:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality:

      Sorry, bro… it’s not over until gay marriage is legal in CA and we can be together like we’re supposed to be.

      Maybe those c0ckfight dudes will dj at our wedding??

      ;)

      May 4, 2012 at 8:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @Tony:

      Uh ohz.

      May 4, 2012 at 8:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tony
      Tony

      @Sup_Bro: hah! You just confirmed it!
      D.D.?
      I wouldn’t be surprised if you were poppersqueen too!
      (…just saying’ bro)

      May 4, 2012 at 8:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @Tony:

      ¯\_(?)_/¯

      May 4, 2012 at 9:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tony
      Tony

      :-(
      @Sup_Bro
      @reality
      You guys open yet or what?

      May 4, 2012 at 9:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: I think this is you, bro: http://phockmylife.tumblr.com/

      And, I think I have met you in real life and I might have slapped you. Sorry about that.

      May 4, 2012 at 10:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality: you’ve got the wrong ghoul. sorry, bro…

      May 4, 2012 at 10:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: Lies. I know a tiny, furry DANCER when I see one. You are sort of funny, though.

      U MAD?

      May 4, 2012 at 10:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality: great. now I have to move again. :(

      May 4, 2012 at 11:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: It’s funny, I found your tumblr today when I was bored and searching for ridiculous tags. I actually thought it was funny. Then I saw a pic of you in one of the posts and realized we met before, not in your current city. Then I kept reading and realized you were my “bro” on here as well.

      @Tony: You were right before. It is a tiiiiiiiiiny gay world.

      May 4, 2012 at 11:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality: which city did you slap me in so I can narrow it down?

      May 4, 2012 at 11:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: Let’s leave it a mystery. This has been fun.

      May 4, 2012 at 11:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: go easy on the poppers, btw.

      May 4, 2012 at 11:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality: you’re not my mom! I don’t need to listen to you!

      :(

      May 4, 2012 at 11:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: God, you are like a disease. STOP BEING FUNNY I HATE YOU A LOT AND HUMOR DISTRACTS ME.

      May 5, 2012 at 12:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @reality: ;)~

      May 5, 2012 at 12:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reality
      reality

      @Sup_Bro: We have a million mutual friends, too. This is like clue now. You’re Mr. Green because he was old and retarded.

      May 5, 2012 at 12:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bro's bro
      bro's bro

      @Sup_Bro: Bro, it’s me. I got blocked on this thing because I spoke too much truth about this really “fun” night. Anyway. We have a million mutual friends. And, you should wear a shirt at allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll times. Even in the shower. Thank you.

      May 5, 2012 at 11:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @bro’s bro: I’m Greek… I’m always wearing a shirt… ;)~

      May 5, 2012 at 11:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bro's bro
      bro's bro

      @Sup_Bro: Is being a “DJ” something one aspires to be? Or do you repair a 6-disc changer in the 1990′s and get the call from Jesus? What does one have to do to learn how to properly choose music and be a music choice-maker?

      May 5, 2012 at 11:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @bro’s bro: oh, I just dj to get deals on drugs and invitations to fun things. ;)~~

      I have a real job, too, other bro…

      May 5, 2012 at 11:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bro's bro
      bro's bro

      @Sup_Bro: That’s good, bro. You need money to smash the patriarchy with Kathleen Hanna. BTW, ETA on another three letter acronym you seem to be charging toward by the very hour?

      May 5, 2012 at 11:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @bro’s bro: lololz. I have a Bikini Kill sticker on my BMW, bro. ;)~~

      You really ARE my bro.

      May 6, 2012 at 12:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @bro’s bro: oh, I guess BMW is my new acronym…

      :-/ you were right.

      May 6, 2012 at 12:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bro's bro
      bro's bro

      @Sup_Bro: Shut up. I hate you. I can’t believe you’re 28. You look like you are a million years old. one million years. of age. that’s how old you look. as old as something that has been around for one million years. It’s probably the drugs, booze, pnp, anonymous sex, and other stuff. At least you’re mildly funny. Like only a little bit, though.

      May 6, 2012 at 12:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @bro’s bro: I’ll be 29 in November if you’d like to go to Sizzler for dinner. ;)~

      May 6, 2012 at 12:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bro's bro
      bro's bro

      @Sup_Bro: I have never been. Is it good?

      May 6, 2012 at 12:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @bro’s bro: they have a new salad bar to go thingy… $5.99 per pound. ;)~

      I’ll let you know the next time I get a 2-4-1 coup!

      May 6, 2012 at 12:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bro's bro
      bro's bro

      @Sup_Bro: Maybe. I think you are repulsive, but it might be fun. Just don’t talk about your gross versatile sex life and disgusting uncut greek cheese dick. So, that doesn’t leave you with much to talk about other than Applebees.

      May 6, 2012 at 12:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @bro’s bro: bro, you didn’t read the whole story! That was my co-worker who was uncut! I’m cut and clean if you want to see for yourself. I’m from Boston, not Guadalajara!

      ;)~

      May 6, 2012 at 12:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bro's bro
      bro's bro

      @Sup_Bro: Sorry bro, I assumed because you’re greek and most of you fig leaves have cheese dicks. I just dry heaved. Versatile is gross enough as it is and stop hitting on me. You are a diseased lymph node, just waiting to expel your filth. Did I mention I’m in a speed metal band?

      May 6, 2012 at 12:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @bro’s bro: I’m clean! I get tested at the OTC in Hollywood, like, every other week. :-/

      May 6, 2012 at 12:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bro's bro
      bro's bro

      @Sup_Bro: Oh my god tell the truth and shame the devil. Versatile is really dangerous and gross. God hates versatiles. dot com. Anyway, what’s your five year plan with Dj-ing? Do you hope to ascend to the tallest mountain of “spinning” for the saint-at-large when that roidsy guy junior gets his retirement package from the great DJ pension fund?

      May 6, 2012 at 12:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bro's bro
      bro's bro

      @bro’s bro: Also, I found a very compelling film of yours: http://www.xtube.com/amateur_channels/play.php?preview_id=vUwKvHPk___&type=preview

      May 6, 2012 at 12:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bro's bro
      bro's bro

      @Sup_Bro: Sorry, I meant to reply to you, not me. I’ve seen the film. You’re gross.

      May 6, 2012 at 12:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @Sup_Bro: I’ve been djing for 10 years. It sucks. :(

      Also, is that xtube Maverick Men? I know those dudes! :(

      Ok, it’s getting late. C U @ Akbar,

      ;)

      May 6, 2012 at 12:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bro's bro
      bro's bro

      @Sup_Bro: No it’s your personal account that has all your farting videos. Make sure you borrow “hunx’s” Spice Girls record. You know, for hilarity and to wow your shitstache friends. Try not to pnp with the pope, also.

      May 6, 2012 at 1:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Truthful
      Truthful

      @Sup_Bro:
      ha, I’ve read your blog before. you really need to be punched in the face, you whine so much.
      and all your poz hate in your blog, when it looks like you have a repulsive ‘poz bod’.
      nasty.

      May 6, 2012 at 1:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @bro’s bro: Gross. Is that the “Greek Farts” dude? I wish ppl would stop sending me that. Wait, is this Chris?

      :(

      Also, have you seen the fake Adam Sandler j/o clips?

      Awful.

      May 6, 2012 at 1:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bro's bro
      bro's bro

      @Sup_Bro: Oh my god, “Truthful” is not me, bro. Though I am lol-ing a little.

      This is not Chris or whichever gay loser friend of yours your pnp-ed one night for some weird reason.

      And, don’t sell yourself short with your greek farts videos. People like you farting. Not me. I know your versatile and that makes baby jesus cry.

      May 6, 2012 at 1:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bro's bro
      bro's bro

      @Sup_Bro: *you’re versatile. God, I hate you. It is getting late.

      May 6, 2012 at 1:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sup_Bro
      Sup_Bro

      @bro’s bro: Sleep tight. ;)

      May 6, 2012 at 1:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tony
      Tony

      @bro’s bro:
      @Sup_Bro:
      woah…. :-O

      May 6, 2012 at 4:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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