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PHOTOS: It’s a Schier Thing

MORNING GOODS — What you’re about to see is the crazy hot Matt Schiermeier demonstrate why we use the term “crazy hot” to describe him. Sure, that’s a bit of circular reasoning right there, but you’re going to let us get away with it. (Photos: Empyrean Photography, DNA)

By:           editor editor
On:           Apr 27, 2010
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  • 36 Comments
    • Kaydeez
      Kaydeez

      OMG!!! Every picture gets hotter and hotter. And number 11 is mouth watering. Haters enjoy… Damn he’s so hot – he should try to f*ck myself

      Apr 27, 2010 at 7:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ricky
      Ricky

      Ok, so this one’s physically on the same page as yesterday’s juice box..

      However.. this one has been doing some squats.

      Like, all day long.

      Ill save you the trouble (ty no thumbnails!) of searching through 44 pics. # 2 10 16 22 27 39 42 for shots of that insane butt.

      It’s a tough one because in general he is pretty high on the GILF list but some of the pics (ermm #7) you get these weird lines in his pecs/traps.. scarring? I am not so sure…

      All in all, im still drooling.. :)

      Apr 27, 2010 at 7:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Drew
      Drew

      This one has a future in porn….if he hasn’t already started!!

      Apr 27, 2010 at 7:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      This guy is pretty darn hot. Not a personal fan of those tattoos, but is face and body are very wonderful.

      Apr 27, 2010 at 7:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tavdy79
      tavdy79

      This guy is what yesterday’s guy is trying (and failing) to be.

      Apr 27, 2010 at 8:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DBB
      DBB

      Crazy hot is right

      Apr 27, 2010 at 8:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle
      Tackle

      The big difference between todays morning goods and yesterdays is that this guy has sex appeal. 44 pics are alot but it was worth it. And pic 42. If you look closley, you can see the center of his universe. Very hott!

      Apr 27, 2010 at 8:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hudson
      hudson

      @Tackle: you’ve got very good eyes. Had to get down to the screen and look close- but there it is…………….

      Apr 27, 2010 at 9:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_in_cambridge
      james_in_cambridge

      Another Morning Goods where a good amount of the pics aren’t there. Not as bad as previous ones but tsk, tsk anyway! Shady way to get hits Queerty!!

      Apr 27, 2010 at 9:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hilarious
      Hilarious

      This guy is totally hot and has a flawless ass…but from certain angles with the lens zoomed in he seriously looks like Prince’s love child. It freaked me out when I noticed it.

      Apr 27, 2010 at 10:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mikeandrewsdantescove
      mikeandrewsdantescove

      Nothing like a good pubic line to get the morning started right.

      JJ
      Bare Chest Calendar Men
      http://jjadams928.blogspot.com/

      Apr 27, 2010 at 10:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      sOME OF THE BEST PICS YET!!! CLICK EVERYONE AND SUPPORT THE SITE…YOU DON’T SEE THIS ON ANDERSON COOPER….

      Apr 27, 2010 at 10:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      Hire him for Sparticus!!!

      Apr 27, 2010 at 11:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sigfrid
      Sigfrid

      It would be so much better if the pics are presented as a gallery…clicking number after number to see a pic is so 90´s…think about it webmaster

      Apr 27, 2010 at 11:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark
      mark

      two words….HOT DAMN!

      Apr 27, 2010 at 12:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael
      Michael

      Wow. HOT!

      Apr 27, 2010 at 12:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Miles
      Miles

      @Ricky: As an ass loving man, thank you for the heads up! #42 is insanely hot but I also like #27…very fun and flirty!

      Apr 27, 2010 at 12:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tavdy79
      tavdy79

      @james_in_cambridge: I didn’t notice a single pic missing. Unless you count that advert page, of course.

      Apr 27, 2010 at 12:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • neighborino
      neighborino

      44 has peen!

      …thought you should know.

      Apr 27, 2010 at 12:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • david
      david

      this hottie make me want to be reincarnated as tatoo INK <<<<<

      Apr 27, 2010 at 12:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dude
      Dude

      I’d do him! Probably screams like a highschool cheerleader.

      Apr 27, 2010 at 1:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David in Houston
      David in Houston

      Yup… I’m definitely gay. Very hot guy. #4 is a great photo.

      Apr 27, 2010 at 2:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Miles
      Miles

      @David in Houston: Agreed #4 is the BEST. Ass lovers…..Check out #4!!! That is where my mouth needs to be!

      Apr 27, 2010 at 2:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      All of us should have invested in a tattoo establishment or artist in the 90s. They’re not having any recession.

      Apr 27, 2010 at 3:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • neighborino
      neighborino

      HOW COME THE GUY WHO POINTED OUT YOU CAN SEE HIS ASSHOLE IN A PICTURE GOT TWO THUMBS UP AND WHEN I POINTED OUT YOU CAN SEE HIS DICK IN ANOTHER I GOT TWO THUMBS DOWN?!?

      …that thumbs up came from me. NO I’M NOT PROUD OF IT! But I did it. I didn’t want it to get hidden. Sorry for yelling. I just get upset, that’s all.

      Apr 27, 2010 at 6:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • drewbrown
      drewbrown

      @neighborino: because you can’t see his dick! that’s why :) i just looked, and i was annoyed cuz you can’t really see anything.

      Apr 28, 2010 at 2:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tavdy79
      tavdy79

      @dvlaries: Schiermeier has had those tattoos since before the recession hit. But otherwise, good point – I’m hopinhg to get my first tattoo late this year or early next (as a reward for getting down to a 32″ waist and staying there for 6 months).

      Apr 28, 2010 at 3:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BK
      BK

      If a trashy tattoo above someone’s ass is called a tramp stamp, what is a trashy tattoo above someone’s dick called?

      Other than that he’s pretty stunning, if I do say so myself.

      Apr 28, 2010 at 5:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CEIRA
      CEIRA

      SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Apr 29, 2010 at 5:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • M33M
      M33M

      This guy is so hot that I’m going to cry. I apologize.

      May 2, 2010 at 1:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • declanto
      declanto

      #6, “B” for breakfast.

      May 21, 2010 at 3:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bisexual Vampire
      Bisexual Vampire

      I fainted after seeing this gogerous man’s picture. I will do all kings of things with him between the sheets. Using a condom of course.

      Jun 9, 2010 at 2:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bisexual Vampire
      Bisexual Vampire

      Why can’t all men have a body like this guy and look as good? This man is sexy and he’s my baby’s daddy. Take at look at #26

      Jun 9, 2010 at 2:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bisexual Vampire
      Bisexual Vampire

      I take that back, I like picture #40 and the postion he’s in. LOL

      Jun 9, 2010 at 2:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bisexual Vampire
      Bisexual Vampire

      Picture #4 got me horny. I am going to bed after looking at that naked body from behind. If I ever had to go to prison, please let my cell mate look like this man. LOL

      Jun 9, 2010 at 2:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sanfranca1
      sanfranca1

      Woof!

      Aug 25, 2013 at 11:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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