morning goods
PHOTOS: It’s Always Carnival With Brazil
MORNING GOODS — It’d be juvenile to say we have some sort of football fantasy with 27-year-old Barcelona model Carlos Brazil. It’d be more mature, then, to say we absolutely do have one. (Photos: Gary Holmes, Hot Snapz)
That first photo was so hot.. then the second one was so disgusting that I didn’t go further. Yeah baby.. nothing hotter than a ban saddled up to a machine used to terrorize and murder. Fucking sickos.
7 and 10 are pretty close to showing penis which is a shock on Queerty.
The guy has a nice body but the photos make him look short and his face isn’t really doing it for me.
What’s with the gun? Not sexy.
No. 2 · Daniel: Who are you the freakin penis police??
(we want to encourage penis portrayal!)
That bein’ said I have heard of the mile high city, never
saw a mile high forehead before…….sorry gotta give
this guy a fail……….. :-{
terrwill’s comment made up for these pics.lol
i say we protest over today’s morning goods !!!!REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!Fidel lead us!!!!!!
No. 5 · sal(the original: I think I got some old berets in
my closet…………….. : P
Nothing like football pads to get your morning started right.
JJ
http://jjadams928.blogspot.com/
Its sad that the only reason that I actually was interested in those photos was when he had almost shown his penis. How sad. :(
Very sexy, not especially good looking. I hope a friend shot these photos, the pics are rather amateurish.
DK, you hope it was a friend who had a semi-automatic laying around? Alan- there are lots of nice pics of dicks all over the web.
Dude needs to lay off the juice. He’s got bitch tits.
I prefer a pretty face to big muscles any day.
@ terrwill do you have one in gold?i want it to match with my sneakers cause lord knows matching outfit means im serious, SERIOUS!!!!Oooooo
LOOK OUT QUEERTY!!!!!!you have a riot on your hands!!!!!
I think he is handsome – but those nipples remind me of a wonk eyes – one’s buggin and one’s winking!
The “sexy” face he’s trying to make in most of these photos, comes off more as, “worried face”…. like “did I remember to turn off the iron before I left the house.”
Jennifer Beals wants her Flashdance pants back from photo #4.
Best and funniest comments section in many days! Lousy photos of a man uncomfortable looking into the camera. Horrible props.
Commenters: thanks for making lunchbreak fun!
No. 13 · sal(the original): I don’t think you are old enough to be one of the “golden girls”……………. : P
No. 16 · David: “worried face” like “I am I gonna have to blow this photographer for taking these damm photos?” :-\
%12…..or are you just glad to see us?
Where did he dig up a photographer from the 80′s, who brought his jeans wardrobe too?
I don’t know, I find him rather cute. Hot body + average face = approachability.
While the guys with the chiseled pretty features are certainly nice to look at, it’s harder to suspend disbelief and imagine dating one of them.
#7 is hot, I wish he did show his dick, penis sounds so childish being said that way. He has a great body, bitch tits? Does every guy who looks like this use roids, come on…
so masc and hawt…stop be jealous..lets see your photos already!..
I’ve noticed the non-white morning goods guys get more hate..are certain gays racist?….
I’m not gay, but nice blog. bookmarked. Enjoyed the Avatar stuff.
@Fitz
“That first photo was so hot.. then the second one was so disgusting that I didn’t go further. Yeah baby.. nothing hotter than a ban saddled up to a machine used to terrorize and murder. Fucking sickos.”
Completely agree with you…
If I was a model, i would refuse to pose with a gun or a knife.
@ No. 26 · sebastien
@Fitz
What if you look at it as if he’s protecting innocents with the gun. He’s a cop, CIA, FBI, whatever. Because while it would be nice to live in a world without murderers and terrorists, we don’t. So, there does need to be some type of law enforcement to oppose such ilk.
Scott… don’t be stupid. It’s a fucking semi. There is nothing sexy about that to me.
“Again with the guns. What is it with men and guns?”
“Well, I think I speak for the both of us when I say, because they’re metal penises.”
what an unfortunate suit….
at alan um im black,cant a bitch say what he feels without some fool on the internet making a mockery of REAL racism “so racist” honey you know what real racism is!!??!!grow up
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he’s a bit cack-handed with that eye-liner.