PHOTOS: It’s Always Carnival With Brazil / Queerty

No. 1 · Fitz · Member · 1653 comments

That first photo was so hot.. then the second one was so disgusting that I didn’t go further. Yeah baby.. nothing hotter than a ban saddled up to a machine used to terrorize and murder. Fucking sickos.

Jan 6, 2010 at 7:16 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 2 · Daniel

7 and 10 are pretty close to showing penis which is a shock on Queerty.
The guy has a nice body but the photos make him look short and his face isn’t really doing it for me.
What’s with the gun? Not sexy.

Jan 6, 2010 at 7:50 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 3 · terrwill · Member · 2440 comments

No. 2 · Daniel: Who are you the freakin penis police??
(we want to encourage penis portrayal!)

That bein’ said I have heard of the mile high city, never
saw a mile high forehead before…….sorry gotta give
this guy a fail……….. :-{

Jan 6, 2010 at 8:28 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 4 · sal(the original)

terrwill’s comment made up for these pics.lol

Jan 6, 2010 at 8:57 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 5 · sal(the original)

i say we protest over today’s morning goods !!!!REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!Fidel lead us!!!!!!

Jan 6, 2010 at 9:01 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 6 · terrwill · Member · 2440 comments

No. 5 · sal(the original: I think I got some old berets in
my closet…………….. : P

Jan 6, 2010 at 9:15 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 7 · mikeandrewsdantescove · Member · 344 comments

Nothing like football pads to get your morning started right.

JJ
http://jjadams928.blogspot.com/

Jan 6, 2010 at 9:18 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 8 · AlanInSLCutah

Its sad that the only reason that I actually was interested in those photos was when he had almost shown his penis. How sad. :(

Jan 6, 2010 at 9:20 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 9 · dk

Very sexy, not especially good looking. I hope a friend shot these photos, the pics are rather amateurish.

Jan 6, 2010 at 9:49 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 10 · Fitz · Member · 1653 comments

DK, you hope it was a friend who had a semi-automatic laying around? Alan- there are lots of nice pics of dicks all over the web.

Jan 6, 2010 at 9:53 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 11 · hardmannyc · Member · 1071 comments

Dude needs to lay off the juice. He’s got bitch tits.

Jan 6, 2010 at 10:44 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 12 · Nick

I prefer a pretty face to big muscles any day.

Jan 6, 2010 at 11:28 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 13 · sal(the original)

@ terrwill do you have one in gold?i want it to match with my sneakers cause lord knows matching outfit means im serious, SERIOUS!!!!Oooooo

Jan 6, 2010 at 11:42 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 14 · sal(the original)

LOOK OUT QUEERTY!!!!!!you have a riot on your hands!!!!!

Jan 6, 2010 at 11:43 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 15 · ChicagoLIberal

I think he is handsome – but those nipples remind me of a wonk eyes – one’s buggin and one’s winking!

Jan 6, 2010 at 11:45 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 16 · David

The “sexy” face he’s trying to make in most of these photos, comes off more as, “worried face”…. like “did I remember to turn off the iron before I left the house.”

Jennifer Beals wants her Flashdance pants back from photo #4.

Jan 6, 2010 at 12:00 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 17 · Lukas P.

Best and funniest comments section in many days! Lousy photos of a man uncomfortable looking into the camera. Horrible props.

Commenters: thanks for making lunchbreak fun!

Jan 6, 2010 at 1:39 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 18 · terrwill · Member · 2440 comments

No. 13 · sal(the original): I don’t think you are old enough to be one of the “golden girls”……………. : P

No. 16 · David: “worried face” like “I am I gonna have to blow this photographer for taking these damm photos?” :-\

Jan 6, 2010 at 3:03 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 19 · mark

%12…..or are you just glad to see us?

Jan 6, 2010 at 3:37 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 20 · mark

Where did he dig up a photographer from the 80′s, who brought his jeans wardrobe too?

Jan 6, 2010 at 3:39 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 21 · El Brucio

I don’t know, I find him rather cute. Hot body + average face = approachability.

While the guys with the chiseled pretty features are certainly nice to look at, it’s harder to suspend disbelief and imagine dating one of them.

Jan 6, 2010 at 4:54 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 22 · Suburban · Member · 522 comments

#7 is hot, I wish he did show his dick, penis sounds so childish being said that way. He has a great body, bitch tits? Does every guy who looks like this use roids, come on…

Jan 6, 2010 at 6:26 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 23 · alan brickman

so masc and hawt…stop be jealous..lets see your photos already!..

Jan 6, 2010 at 7:15 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 24 · alan brickman

I’ve noticed the non-white morning goods guys get more hate..are certain gays racist?….

Jan 6, 2010 at 7:19 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 25 · jason

I’m not gay, but nice blog. bookmarked. Enjoyed the Avatar stuff.

Jan 7, 2010 at 7:03 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 26 · sebastien

@Fitz
“That first photo was so hot.. then the second one was so disgusting that I didn’t go further. Yeah baby.. nothing hotter than a ban saddled up to a machine used to terrorize and murder. Fucking sickos.”

Completely agree with you…

If I was a model, i would refuse to pose with a gun or a knife.

Jan 7, 2010 at 9:36 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 27 · scott ny'er

@ No. 26 · sebastien
@Fitz

What if you look at it as if he’s protecting innocents with the gun. He’s a cop, CIA, FBI, whatever. Because while it would be nice to live in a world without murderers and terrorists, we don’t. So, there does need to be some type of law enforcement to oppose such ilk.

Jan 7, 2010 at 10:18 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 28 · Fitz · Member · 1653 comments

Scott… don’t be stupid. It’s a fucking semi. There is nothing sexy about that to me.

Jan 7, 2010 at 10:44 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 29 · wmcarpenter · Member · 96 comments

“Again with the guns. What is it with men and guns?”

“Well, I think I speak for the both of us when I say, because they’re metal penises.”

Jan 7, 2010 at 11:33 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 30 · joe

what an unfortunate suit….

Jan 7, 2010 at 8:39 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 31 · sal(the original)

at alan um im black,cant a bitch say what he feels without some fool on the internet making a mockery of REAL racism “so racist” honey you know what real racism is!!??!!grow up

Jan 9, 2010 at 9:37 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 32 · BatMan

?????????, ? ????????.

Jan 17, 2010 at 4:51 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 33 · markuk · Member · 8 comments

he’s a bit cack-handed with that eye-liner.

Jan 17, 2010 at 5:13 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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