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PHOTOS: Jesse Santana And Other Hookie-Winning Escorts Can Take Us Home Anytime


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    • The Real Mike in Asheville
      The Real Mike in Asheville

      Oh, the prudes will surely be whining about this!

      Before all the ranting, please remember, “Live and Let Live”, and that each of them enjoy the exact same rights to pursue their happiness as everyone else.

      Mar 26, 2012 at 11:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • randy
      randy

      Photo no. 2, right guy, is hot. What’s up with that outfit in Photo no. 7?

      Mar 26, 2012 at 11:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      Uh-oh. On sight alone, I know Spencer Reed, Tommy Defendi, Arpad Miklos and Heath Jordan. Guess I’m watching too much porn.

      Miklos has been at it over a decade, and I have to fight an impulse when I find him in something new again, not to think of him as gay porn’s Grandpa Walton.

      Mar 26, 2012 at 11:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ggreen
      ggreen

      Poor Jessie Santana he started out so hot and unique looking now he does everything he can to ugly himself up. From the trashy tattoos, to the dishtowel holder nipple rings and now the concentration camp haircut. What a shame.

      Mar 26, 2012 at 11:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marie Cohn
      Marie Cohn

      If Santana is the winner, I’d hate to see Mr. Congeniality.

      Mar 26, 2012 at 12:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FreddyMertz
      FreddyMertz

      I find this incredibly funny..yes, even hookers can have curio cabinets to show off awards. Yes, I know most of them like @dvlaries stated, I too may be watching to much porn. lol

      Mar 26, 2012 at 12:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MEJ
      MEJ

      Are any of them actually gay?

      That said, who are the three guys with Alec Mapa?

      Mar 26, 2012 at 12:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MEJ
      MEJ

      @ggreen:

      and now the concentration camp haircut

      Hey! I have that same haircut, and I don’t look I’ve ever been anywhere near a concentration camp.

      Mar 26, 2012 at 12:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sp
      sp

      Cute boys…
      Really I respect them and this activity (if it is practiced freely), though deep down I feel that prostitution is like a form of slavery.
      By the way, was Reed there because he is that too?

      Mar 26, 2012 at 1:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • erasure25
      erasure25

      @dvlaries: Is that Heath Jordan on the right in #1 in the black pants?

      Mar 26, 2012 at 1:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JayKay
      JayKay

      BOBFOC.

      Mar 26, 2012 at 2:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rockery
      Rockery

      The older, hotter, taller Joe Jonas in Pic 2 has major VPL

      Mar 26, 2012 at 2:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Timmmeeeyyy
      Timmmeeeyyy

      Is it really asking too much to identify the people in the photos?

      Mar 26, 2012 at 2:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ThatRandomGuy
      ThatRandomGuy

      @erasure25: Yes, it is! *drools*

      Mar 26, 2012 at 2:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shungaboy
      Shungaboy

      Jesse Santana was a sweetheart when he posed for an intimate (4-5 artists) drawing group I attended in LA last year. It certainly wasn’t a typical gig for an escort (he certainly didn’t get paid that much); he was quiet, earnest, cute and very pleasant. And yes, he has a nice tight body.

      Mar 26, 2012 at 4:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      @erasure25:
      Yep. :) That’s him.

      Mar 26, 2012 at 4:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      Speaking of porn stars, I finally did my own investigation, and thanks to Wiki, found out why we’ve heard anything of Ryan Idol’s sentencing, which was supposed to be back on Dec. 9.

      [however when he appeared, his attorney requested to be withdrawn from the case. The request was granted. Idol then appeared in court on January 13, 2012 requesting a retrial citing "citing ineffective assistance of counsel". He is to appear in the Sacramento County Courthouse on May 18, 2012 when a decision will be made as to whether a retrial is to be granted.]

      Sounds like a standard ‘Hail Mary’ to me. But you whack somebody over the head with a toilet tank lid, I don’t know how that’s not attempted murder.

      Mar 26, 2012 at 4:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Farquart
      Farquart

      I heard somewhere that prostitution was illegal. Is this true? Surely, this fine publication would not be aiding and abetting illegal activities. It must have been a rumor.

      Mar 27, 2012 at 1:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      farquart:

      >>I heard somewhere that prostitution was illegal. Is this true? Surely, this fine publication would not be aiding and abetting illegal activities. It must have been a rumor.<<

      It appears to work like this: if you hire me to sexually please you in private for a financial consideration, then we're doing something illegal and one or both of us could wind up in handcuffs. And not for fun.

      But if we do the very same things while someone is filming us do it, we’re ‘modeling,’ making a work of artistic expression, and may actually become stars.

      Not that I’m offering. At my age, the only strangers who are going to see me naked are doctors and surly hospital workers.

      Mar 27, 2012 at 7:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason
      jason

      This is sad, just sad. These guys look ugly and sad. I wonder how many of them have serious drug addictions. We certainly don’t desire to be represented by these vulgar sorts.

      Mar 27, 2012 at 8:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tavdy79
      Tavdy79

      @Timmmeeeyyy: you’re evidently not watching enough porn ;-)

      Mar 27, 2012 at 9:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AC Walker
      AC Walker

      Not denying anyone their “rights to pursue happiness” or whatever. In fact, I think prostitution and the drugs that most protitutes are addicted to should be completely legalized. But yes, I feel sorry for anyone who isn’t even bright enough to know he’s being degraded. Kids, they’re laughing AT you, not with you.

      Mar 28, 2012 at 9:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vinny
      vinny

      So many STDS, so little time.

      Mar 28, 2012 at 8:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GregR
      GregR

      MMMMMM Jesse Santana.

      Mar 30, 2012 at 9:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marcus
      Marcus

      These hookers escorts should get tax if or what they are doing. Pay taxes like everyone who has a normal job.

      Apr 13, 2012 at 12:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Corey
      Corey

      Shane…are you saying Peter is exclusive? I have seen him at Splash and he is by far the hottest there. I asked one of the escorts i know there and they said he only fucks for big dollars. I guess they were right. Time for me to save my money!

      Apr 23, 2012 at 12:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead
      balehead

      So much hater jealousy on here….trying to be all PC and still failing….

      Feb 8, 2013 at 11:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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