Queerty is better as a member
Call me a Twihard, but that candid picture of Taylor Lautner made me an instant fan of the Twilight franchise. Yeah, I am pretty much ashamed to admit it now, but I was one of the guys who gasped when the first trailer of the Twilight sequel got released and Taylor flashed his hot abs for the first time.
Did Taylor Lautner take a lession from kellan Lutz’s on how to wear a fake penis? His junk sits up too high to be real.
Zak Efron and Stephen Moyer, the real deal.
PitBull looks like he has LARGE extra duty balls.
Nick Jonas looks like he’s trying to hide one of those embarassing spontaneous (at the wrong time) erections.
Matthew McCanaughy, freeballing..
Mario Lopez, Natural.. I mean his penis..
Joseph-Gordon Levitt, that’s just a nutural pants bulge from having his shirts tucked in.
Chritiano Ronaldo looks like he has the same thing going on as Nick Janas, but is not trying to hide it.
And Mark Wahlberg, since I don’t have anything good to say, I won’t say anything.
@Tackle: dude you have waaaaay too much time on your hands and care too f@cking much. Get a hobby and some fresh air.
@Tackle: Leave Marky Mark out of this!
@DerekR: You clearly have your own free time, to comment on someone else’s comments, which in no way effect you, is just as time consuming. Now isn’t it?!
Pitbull looks like the Sarlacc creature.
You guys cut the crap. There’s always time for dick.
Are you sure the “budge is up to high” or are his sweats lower riders.
Thank god we can at least see some guys’ packages! So much of men’s clothing is made to hide the gender bits, unlike women’s clothing. Can’t figure that out. We’ve got some good stuff to show too. :-P
@Tackle: Now once he takes his nose out of your ass, might it be free for someone else to sniff up there? :)
@jkb: Sure thing baby. You can sniff away:-)
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Nice bulges – but underneath, are the tools in good health? Men tend to neglect this (aside from checking for STIs); regularly using a quality penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) can help keep the member in better health.
I felt like this was a “spot the odd one out” test when I got to the photo of Pitbull. All the other photos are sexy in a G-rated kind of way. Pitbull’s moose knuckle, weird pose and shiny pants are hilarious.
Carlisle, you took the words right off my brain talking about Pitbull’s camel toe.
So now I have to rag on georgemed222 by reassuring him that daily man oil application is not likely lacking for any guy since puberty.
Unless he prefers spit.
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