Queerty is better as a member
Call me a Twihard, but that candid picture of Taylor Lautner made me an instant fan of the Twilight franchise. Yeah, I am pretty much ashamed to admit it now, but I was one of the guys who gasped when the first trailer of the Twilight sequel got released and Taylor flashed his hot abs for the first time.
Did Taylor Lautner take a lession from kellan Lutz’s on how to wear a fake penis? His junk sits up too high to be real.
Zak Efron and Stephen Moyer, the real deal.
PitBull looks like he has LARGE extra duty balls.
Nick Jonas looks like he’s trying to hide one of those embarassing spontaneous (at the wrong time) erections.
Matthew McCanaughy, freeballing..
Mario Lopez, Natural.. I mean his penis..
Joseph-Gordon Levitt, that’s just a nutural pants bulge from having his shirts tucked in.
Chritiano Ronaldo looks like he has the same thing going on as Nick Janas, but is not trying to hide it.
And Mark Wahlberg, since I don’t have anything good to say, I won’t say anything.
@Tackle: dude you have waaaaay too much time on your hands and care too f@cking much. Get a hobby and some fresh air.
@Tackle: Leave Marky Mark out of this!
@DerekR: You clearly have your own free time, to comment on someone else’s comments, which in no way effect you, is just as time consuming. Now isn’t it?!
Pitbull looks like the Sarlacc creature.
@jwrappaport: Ha. Yes I did. And I hear he’s a nice guy with no ego. Which is very refreashing.
@davincibarnette: I was thinking the same thing. Thanks!
You guys cut the crap. There’s always time for dick.
@DerekR: Let me spell it out to you: This is Q U E E R T Y. And Q U E E R T Y is an on-line blog news source, that post stories about famous, not so famous and the many wannabes. And gives readers the opportunity to post/respond. Get it?
It’s perplexing that you would take the time & energy to read what I wrote. Time & energy to log in. And the time & energy to post a comment about my comment, and yet tell me that I have too much time on my hands. What a joke!
And I think it’s some nerve for someone to tell someone they DON’T know, what they care too much about: Care too much: No, just having light hearted fun on a blog. Time on my hands: yes, it’s Sunday. Get a hobbie:I have four great ones. And about the freash air. I suggest that you get your nose out of my ass so you can come up for some freash air…
Are you sure the “budge is up to high” or are his sweats lower riders.
Thank god we can at least see some guys’ packages! So much of men’s clothing is made to hide the gender bits, unlike women’s clothing. Can’t figure that out. We’ve got some good stuff to show too. :-P
@Tackle: Now once he takes his nose out of your ass, might it be free for someone else to sniff up there? :)
@jkb: Sure thing baby. You can sniff away:-)
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