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PHOTOS: Kristian Values

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MORNING GOODS — Yes, that is a loincloth 20-year-old Alabama native Markus Kristian is wearing. And no, you cannot peek underneath. We already asked.

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On:           Oct 2, 2009
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No. 1 · ksu499

OK, he’s beautiful. And he smiles. But what the heck is going on in #9? It looks like he lost a bet.

Posted: Oct 2, 2009 at 8:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · AlanInSLC

@ksu499:

I agree, especially when he smiles. He lights up the shot with that grin.

Posted: Oct 2, 2009 at 9:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · EricCz

Ginger Alert!

Posted: Oct 2, 2009 at 9:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Dubwise

IMHO: #9 is fine…his legs are nice in it…but the fake tan in 15 is terrible…

Posted: Oct 2, 2009 at 9:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · wmcarpenter · Member · 96 comments

That blissed-out look in 7.

Posted: Oct 2, 2009 at 9:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · jason

@Dubwise:

It’s for a bodybuilding show.

Everyone does it when competing.

Posted: Oct 2, 2009 at 10:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · jason

yes, definitely a good looking stud.

he is going to mature beautifully and when he is 30…HOT DAMN!

Posted: Oct 2, 2009 at 10:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Oh the Pointlessness of It All

The first two pics, and 10 through 13, seem relatively unaffected. The others are far too stylized and modelesque for my tastes.

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No. 9 · McShane

@ 6.Jason looks like he’s covered with peanut butter; in 14 but seems he may have ambitions as a ballet dancer. In any case be he’s pretty chubby when 30,

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No. 10 · I pliss

@Oh the Pointlessness of It All: and you point is what? he is a model! what do you want him to look like? what’s between the legs of a donkey and his tail?

Posted: Oct 2, 2009 at 4:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Suburban · Member · 524 comments

in the main pic he just needs a shower, and then I saw #2, very, very nice. #9 does look stupid but I too love the hair on his legs. After pic 2 the nxt few are lousy, the lighting sucks and ruins it.

Posted: Oct 2, 2009 at 6:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · alan brickman

Hawt bastard!! don’t be jealous just because you would never get him…

Posted: Oct 2, 2009 at 7:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Rikard

I have the same pink underwear as #7, I feel so fat!

Posted: Oct 3, 2009 at 2:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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