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HAPPY HO-LIDAYS

PHOTOS: Merry Xxxmas From Chloe, Sexy Santa, and Their Kinky Crew

xmas toastHo ho ho! Happy holiday-of-your-choosing, one and all!

How will you celebrate? Well, if you’re anything like Mr. and Mrs. Claus, you’ll head on down to brunch in West Hollywood, with your scandalous elf and obedient reindeer in tow.

Photographer Matt Baume teamed up with some friends to capture some naughty holiday cards this weekend at L’Scorpion West, a brand new WeHo restaurant. Every weekend, local party monsters Jason Gordon and Spencer Moore host a brunch party called LA Woman, Saturdays and Sundays from 11 to 4. And they’re getting into the holiday spirit, by which we mean arranging for boys to remove their clothes.

Scroll down to see Santa (played by hot DJ/model/designer James Cerne), Mrs. Claus (Drew Droege’s awesome Chloe Sevigny drag character), slutty elf (Haskell Beals, last seen as Froakie in Matt’s Pokemon photo shoot), and a loyal reindeer (played by  the lovely newcomer-model Andrew).

xmas eating glass

At one point, Chloe’s hunger got the best of her. (BTW did you know the Chloe team is working with Jeffery Self & friends on what looks like an awesome scary movie? YES.)

 

xmas drink service

When they call it “drink service” they’re not kidding.

 

xmas lounging in chairs

A party of four waits for their table.

 

xmas triumphant poster

A triumph! Our heroes gaze out upon the twin suns of Tatooine.

 

xmas reindeer

It’s important to properly accessorize your livestock.

xmas service

What a dish.

xmas laps

We regret to report that everyone has been very naughty this year.

xmas all fours

Snapping a few pics for later … or possibly Snapchatting the reindeer’s little tail.

xmas by the gates

A friendly crew meets you at the gate. Welcome to the island of misfit gays!

xmas chloe and james snowflake

Each of us is a delicate, beautiful snowflake. Some of those delicate snowflakes have majestic thighs.

xmas chloe gift

The season of giving! Courtesy of the keen fashion eyes of LAG Vintage.

xmas crew

God bless us, everyone. (With breakfast mimosas and crepes.)

By:           BENJI DOUGLAS
On:           Dec 23, 2013
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  • 1 Comment
    • Donna W. Ferreira
      Donna W. Ferreira

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