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PHOTOS: Mom Walks In On Son And His Boyfriend, Has Awesomest Response

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PHOTO: Nineteen-year-old Tumblr member lampsarepeopletoo posted the above photo on his feed, with the message “My mom walked in on my boyfriend and i naked and then five minutes later she slipped this note under my door.”

Hmm, was mama buzzed from the brownies—or did she perhaps have herself a nice box of wine after seeing her son in the altogether with his cute beau?

The followup post was even more precious:

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“My mom responded to the situation by buying me a door knob with a lock on it—best parental reaction or best parental reaction?”

You better do right on Mother’s Day, son.

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Mar 25, 2013
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  • 37 Comments
    • Fael
      Fael

      Seems fake…

      Mar 25, 2013 at 11:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fagburn
      fagburn

      In-no-way is this a hoax.
      Another winner for Queerty!!!

      Mar 25, 2013 at 11:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dkmagby
      dkmagby

      Best reaction to that situation. Probably followed up with some safe sex talk a few days later with a lot of humility.

      Mar 25, 2013 at 12:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rick
      Rick

      All I can say is that lampsarepeopletoo and his BF better do something nice for his awesome mom real soon!! He’s lucky to have her.

      Mar 25, 2013 at 2:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eric Auerbach
      Eric Auerbach

      Dude … move the fuck out of your parents’ house.

      Mar 25, 2013 at 2:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JDJase
      JDJase

      @Eric Auerbach: he’s a teenager you tard

      Mar 25, 2013 at 2:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bridge2nowhere
      bridge2nowhere

      Wow. Nineteen sure doesn’t look like it used to

      Mar 25, 2013 at 2:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Derek Williams
      Derek Williams

      Great story!

      Mar 25, 2013 at 2:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mitchell
      Mitchell

      Bravo to your mom, that shows what a wonderful woman she is and how lucky you are. But have to ask how it is u didn’t run and and talk to her before she had time to write a note?

      Mar 25, 2013 at 2:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • viveutvivas
      viveutvivas

      They look suitably horrified.

      Mar 25, 2013 at 2:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dixie Rect
      Dixie Rect

      This is so ridiculously fake. That guy is 19? Not with all those lines on his forehead. I call shenanigans on all of it.

      Mar 25, 2013 at 4:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC
      Caleb in SC

      @Dixie Rect: For those of us who are NOT Botox Queens, that is called “furrowing one’s brow.” It is generally viewed as an expression of surprise. Nevertheless, you and your ilk, the estrogen rockets, know nothing of this. Me-the-fucking-ow, Princess. You are owned.

      Mar 25, 2013 at 4:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70
      hotshot70

      this “19 year old” is gonna need botox before 21!

      Mar 25, 2013 at 4:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joel J
      Joel J

      How about a DO NOT DISTURB sign now that his mother knows the score? Can’t anyone see the humor in this story? Look at the expressions on their faces. Looks like a good match to me.

      Mar 25, 2013 at 4:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cee
      Cee

      Another fake story about a parent writing their gay child a stupid note.
      This is the 3rd or 4th one I’ve read this month.

      Mar 25, 2013 at 5:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Teleny
      Teleny

      I think it’s kind of gross to be laying up with someone in your parent’s house. Can’t kids these days use the woods?

      Mar 25, 2013 at 5:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fagburn
      fagburn

      @Cee: @Cee: Be interested to know why Queerty reprint these fairy stories?
      Especially as this one was a clear satire on the others…

      Mar 25, 2013 at 6:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dixie Rect
      Dixie Rect

      @Caleb in SC: I know a lot baby. Get a clue, he’s at least 30. Now, you are ‘owned’! hehehehe

      Mar 25, 2013 at 6:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robho3
      robho3

      Wish my parents responded that way. He’s a lucky guy.

      Mar 25, 2013 at 6:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gigi Gee
      Gigi Gee

      This made me happy. And I’m not easily pleased.

      Mar 25, 2013 at 7:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MuscleModelBlog.com
      MuscleModelBlog.com

      Hopefully all parents can be that cool.

      Mar 25, 2013 at 7:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lampsarepeopletoo
      lampsarepeopletoo

      dude wtf this is not fake. i am lampsarepeopletoo the tumblr user who made this post and YEAH im 19 and YEAH my mom wrote it. i will make a follow up video to confirm this is all true GET READY KIDS

      Mar 25, 2013 at 8:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fagburn
      fagburn

      @lampsarepeopletoo: You show em bro.
      Time to put all these doubters in their place!!!

      Yours in lamps, Fagburn

      XXXX

      Mar 25, 2013 at 9:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fidelio
      Fidelio

      I call bullshit. And why does he have t-shirt as a curtain?

      Mar 25, 2013 at 11:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • confusedjukebox
      confusedjukebox

      I’M NOT EVEN MENTIONED BY NAME I’M JUST BOYFRIEND

      I INSTALLED THAT GOD DAMN LOCK ON HIS DOOR I’M A PERSON TOO

      Mar 26, 2013 at 1:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Taylor
      Taylor

      Hey, the boyfriend is confusedjukebox.tumblr.com and his name is Clayton, not “beau”! Plus he’s single and ready to mingle.

      Mar 26, 2013 at 1:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      Most parents would react worse than that even walking in on their son with a girl, unless they knew already. What has me curious is the doorknob: don’t pretty much all bedrooms, at least in houses recent enough to take current-standard doorknobs, have locks already?

      Mar 26, 2013 at 3:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ferallove
      Ferallove

      Awwwwwwww Love it new Tumblr member to follow and his beau is cute lol

      Mar 26, 2013 at 3:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jaack
      jaack

      Cool Mom, but guys really,no lock on door,or no chair nor furniture against door!

      Get an apartment. Clean out basement, separate entrance & make it your space to come and go. AND PAY RENT if you want your privacy.

      Mar 26, 2013 at 6:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brown Gay Al
      Brown Gay Al

      LOL at the comments for paying rent. With all the stupid loans they will take to graduate in liberal arts and being able to be on mom’s insurance for as long as possible you will find today’s teens living in mom’s basement for much longer.

      Mar 26, 2013 at 10:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RevJim
      RevJim

      Um, why is this mother walking into the bedroom of her adult son? And why is a grown man fornicating in his parent’s house? You people have bizarre relationships with your parents. No matter how “ok” you say it is, it ISN’T. It’s sick.
      If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.

      May 7, 2013 at 9:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Derek Williams
      Derek Williams

      @RevJim: When my sister and her husband stay at our parents’ house, they share a double bed in the guest room. That is not fornicating. What’s more their relationship with our parents is warm and supportive, not “sick” in any way.

      In the case of this story, it is pretty obvious the mother walked in to her son’s room not expecting to find him there with another man. Had she realised, she would never have done so, and what’s more after what occurred, I am confident their privacy will be assured henceforth.

      May 7, 2013 at 10:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Geert
      Geert

      @Mitchell: If he was naked with his boyfriend, running naked after his mom (in what state was he?) could have proven more embarrassing than the first part….

      May 13, 2013 at 2:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jaack
      jaack

      If mom walked in on boy DOING a Female it would be OK? Doulble standards have existed against gays for ages.

      May 20, 2013 at 6:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charli Girl
      Charli Girl

      Is mom single? Bahhahahhahahha

      May 22, 2013 at 6:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dwndckd
      dwndckd

      If you are “old” enough to “fuck” in your parent’s house– then you are “old” enough to move the “fuck” out and get your own place! This is what I told my 18 year old son, when I caught him with his girlfriend….A month later, he had his own place….

      Jul 23, 2013 at 6:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dwndckd
      dwndckd

      @jaack: “If mom walked in on boy DOING a Female it would be OK? Double standards have existed against gays for ages.” Bullshit! It all depends on how far the parents will go to accommodate the child/kid (young adult). You need to read my previous posting… I tend not to use my heterosexuality as a “crutch.” Likewise, I only ask the same of other adults (regardless of sexual orientation).

      Jul 23, 2013 at 6:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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